Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, or any of the shows or characters in this story.

This story has parts taken out of commercials, shows, ecd. It is completely random, you have been warned.

Ed ordered Pizza, not Random TV shows

Chapter 3

Ed was scared for life after that Spanish soap opera. He continued running down the street.

He looked around confused. There was fog everywhere, so it made it hard for Ed to see exactly where he was going.

There was a huge hippie; (sorry if you get made at me, I didn't mean to discriminate against "hippies") van.

With flowers painted on the side of it, there was lettering, but it was hard to read.

"Rover there!" Ed heard someone say, but the person didn't appear to have very good English.

"Like, where?" He heard another voice. All of a sudden, two shadows appeared out of the fog, they slowly and quite sloppily made their way over to Ed.

"ZOINKS!" Ed heard, and he tried to make since of it, seeing as it isn't really a word.

"Like, what's that!" The shadow questioned. "RONSTER!" The other shadow replied.

"YIKES! LIKE, RUN FOR IT!" Ed heard as the shadows appeared to be frightened of him.

"LIKE COMMON SCOOBS! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!" Ed heard the shadows yelling as they made an effort to run from Ed.

"Um…can you tell me where I am?" Ed questioned.

The shadows stopped moving. "Are you like talking to us?" the shadow questioned.

"Um…no I'm not "like" talking to you, I AM talking to you." Ed smirked as he said this, for it made him feel intelligent.

"HEY! EVERYBODY! SCOOBY AND SHAGGY FOUND THE LAKE MONSTER!"

There isn't even a freaking lake around here… Ed thought to himself. Wait… are they talking about me! I'm not a monster! Mmm…cookies sound good right now…

Ed's mind began to wander. Ya…mmm…with chocolate chips- no chocolate CHUNKS! All warm and gooey!

But Ed's thoughts got interrupted by him getting tackled.

"Good job gang! We caught the lake monster!" Ed heard a different shadow say.

"Oh darn it! I would've gotten away with it to; if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Ed said as he wiggled around.

"Wait…" Ed began, the gears in his head now clicking.

"I'M NOT A MONSTER!" He crawled to his feet and randomly took off.

"CATCH THAT LAKE MONSTER!" The shadow yelled, but Ed was too fast for them.

He stopped to catch his breath, and noticed he was in a completely different environment.

He looked around to see blue paw prints all over him. "WTF?" Ed questioned out loud.

A cheesy man with a huge fake smile ran up to Ed. "Have you seen our friend blue?"

The man questioned then looked over to his left. "Who the fuck are you talking to!"

"I do not appreciate that language in this house hold." "WHAT HOUSE HOLD!"

Ed looked around confused. "AND WHO IS THIS BLUE!"

"She's our friend! She is a small dog, and she seemed to have left her mark on you."

He said then laughed, which was even more cheesy than his smile was.

"Um…riiiiiight. I'm gonna go now…" Ed said as he began to leave.

"Oh no you don't!" The man said as he grabbed the collar of Ed's coat.
"LET ME GO!"

Ed screamed out, but the man had a strong grip!

The man slammed Ed down on the table and grabbed Mrs. Pepper and Mr. Salt, and began to shake the screaming creatures over Ed.

Ed sneezed like crazy. The man grabbed a fork and tried to actually EAT Ed! (Poor Ed.)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Ed screamed and tried to get up and leave.

"YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE BLUE IS! MY STOMACH!"

The man screamed crazily as Ed made a run for the door.

The man chased after Ed with a bib around his neck that had a picture of a lobster on it.

Ed stopped and looked around; he was now in a place completely different than he had just been.

But he was trying to figure out if that was a good thing or not.

He was under water, but could breathe. He looked around to see a giant pineapple, a rock with an antenna on it, and a head of a giant statue like thing.

A sponge like creature skipped out of the pineapple laughing even more obnoxiously than the man in the earlier show.

"Um…can you help me?" Ed asked the creature. "YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND!"

The creature yelled in excitement. A pink star fish thing crawled out from underneath the rock and stood by the yellow sponge.

"Who's this guy? Is he your new friend?" The star questioned, then stupidly stood still drooling.

"Um…I'm looking for a way to get home…do you think you can help me?" Ed asked the two idiots. ( Again, I didn't mean to offend anyone.)

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