A/N: I know this was supposed to be updated last week but my sister broke my laptop whilst I was a Uni, resulting in me losing all of my uni work and the next two chapters of this story. I'm currently using my sisters laptop until I can get mine repaired, anyways this was different (and longer) but I couldn't remember the original so it's been changed.

Pairing for this chapter is (A personal favourite): Prowl and Jazz

A kiss on the hand means I adore you...

"There are reports that I need to be doing right now" Prowl groused, picking his way carefully through the thick mud.

Jazz snickered from somewhere behind him. "Think of it as quality time ta'gether Prowley." Prowl shot a withering glare over his shoulder at the chuckling saboteur.

"Considering that you are my own personal stalker I think 'quality time' is not something we need more of Jazz."

Jazz pouted and glared at him in mock hurt, opening his mouth to retort but Prowl beat him to it.

"I just don't understand Prime's reasoning for sending us on this mission, surely Mirage would have been more appropriate?" He grunted as his foot caught on a hidden root that had evidently become hidden by the oozing muck created by the recent storm.

Jazz snorted not noticing as Prowl faltered, "Could ya honestly imagine Raj of all mechs willingly walkin' into a swamp?" He grinned and Prowl felt his own lips twitch reluctantly upwards in response, before he stumbled on another hidden root. This time Jazz noticed.

"Mind ya step Prowl!" Jazz laughed, clutching his sides as Prowl growled and quickly moved further away from the 3IC. Instead of giving into the temptation to push Jazz into the muck he channelled his irritation into focusing on not falling face first into mire.

"Aw come on! Lighten up Prowler, I was only jokin'" Jazz said. Prowl replied with a dismissive flick of his doorwings.

"What's gone and crawled up ya tailpipe anyways?" Prowl winced slightly from the disturbing imagery before replying with a ground out "Twins".

Jazz winced sympathetically; he knew very well what the twins probable did to piss their tactician off this time. Considering he might have accidentally suggested something along the lines of a prank over a good few cubes of high-grade.

Suddenly Prowl growled as he nearly lost his balance for a third time. "The decepticons better be doing something out here worth not being able to drag those sorry son-of-a-glitches down to the brig"

Jazz paused banging his audios slightly, did Prowl just swear? Admittedly compared to Hatch it was nothing but considering he had never heard the usually stoic mech cuss before…

Jazz watched bemused as the SIC tripped and cursed, again.

Grinning at his friend's misfortune, he chuckled. "Ya know Prowler, ya should really be more careful where yo-OOF!"

Prowl turned sharply just in time to see Jazz becoming rather painfully acquainted with the muddy floor. The resounding squelch made him shudder at the disgusting sound.

Resisting the urge to laugh as he noticed the rather large root the saboteur had tripped over he settled for rolling his optics and offering a hand to the now sheepish and embarrassed looking mech. When Jazz took his hand he gently pulled the other to his pedes and wiped some of the muck off that now covered the others frame. He heard a sharp intake and stilled his cleaning motions as he realised that Jazz had frozen, glancing down at his friend he noticed how much the normally bright visor had darkened and suppressed the urge to smirk. Lifting up the black hand he was still holding he lightly placed a kiss to the smooth metal, Jazz jumped, choking slightly in surprise before staring at Prowl in obvious shock.

Prowl didn't resist this time as the smirk crept onto his face, leaning closer to Jazz he purred into an audio "Maybe you should, Oh how did you put it?" He breathed in false concentration, the air ghosting over the sensitive audio causing Jazz to shiver in response. He grinned before continuing "'Mind your step'" with that he lightly pushed the now indignant saboteur away from him and walked off, chuckling at the low growl that sounded behind him.

Suddenly a hand tracing lightly over a doorwing halted him in his tracks. "Of course, cus' we wouldn't want a repeat performance now would we?" Jazz flashed him a cheeky grin as he pushed past, leaving a highly amused Prowl to stare after him.

Again I apologize for the delay and if there are any mistakes could you politely let me know as my sis's pc doesn't have a damn spell checker *growl*

next pairing is Warp and TC (such a cute couple ^^)