I'm sorry this is so late! I'm lazy, I know but summer's almost here so I'll…try to write. Read and review peeps! I'm also suffering a distinct lack of ideas, so feel free to submit.
Link's having his nightmare before the game actually starts. He sees Ganon and screams "THAT IS THE FREAKIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!"
Link's going to the boss room in Ganodork's castle and mutters to himself "Can't carry a tune in a sack that one"
Link sees the Peahats for the first time and yells "Flying pineapples!"
Link's fighting King Dodongo and blows him up. Navi asks "you're enjoying this aren't you?" "Yes, yes I am" he replies giggling. (this is not mine)
Link first appears in front of Zelda surprising her, and she asks "How did you get past the guards?" "I'm sorry" Link replies "is this a trick question?"
In MM Link sees Anju's "granny" and starts screaming "THERE'S A LIVING CORPSE(wow that's an oxymoron) IN THIS HOUSE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Link's in Gerudo Valley and sees the cucco running around. He chases it toward the cliff and it goes off and dies. "Hahahahaha, stupid bird!" he laughs as it falls off.
Link sees a Great Fairy for the first time and screams "AAAAAAHHH! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?" He falls to the ground and his eye starts twitching.
During the ending credits Mido is sitting next to King Zora. The king suddenly falls asleep, rolls over, and squishes Mido like a bug.
Mido attempts to stop Link from entering the Great Deku Tree's meadow for the first time. Link pulls out his sword/dagger and growls "get out of the way." "Mommy!" Mido screams and runs away like the wuss he is.
Adult Link meets Mido in the woods and Mido says his little speech. Link thinks 'He doesn't realize it's me, this is beautiful!'and falls over laughing.
Link shoots GOHT with the fire arrow to unfreeze him. When GOHT thaws, he falls over dead. Link shouts "Alright! Bullseye!"
Link says to Zelda "Zelda, I want a divorce" (thank you Glow's Chronicle)
In "A Link to the Past" Link finds the entrance to the castle at the very beginning of the game. "This, is secret? Oh puh-leez"
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