A/N: Hello guys! I bet you're probably here for the grand finale of Shane fails? Well…. If so, and I hope so, you're in luck!

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Shane's POV

Shane swatted Biana's hand away as she reached up to fix a stray hair. He was a feral child, and it would stay that way. He was in a horribly uncomfortable tux, with his hair gelled much to his extreme sadness.

Today was the day. They'd managed to fix Shane's previous disaster, and it looked even better than before. He could barely hold back his excitement at the prospect that after this, they would be married. It was everything he'd dreamed of. Except, of course, the hair, though Biana had insisted.

Getting up, Shane ran a hand through his hair earning a death glare from Biana, which he returned paired with a smirk. He opened his bedroom door and strode to the leapmaster, careful to not peer into Tessa's cracked bedroom where he could hear her getting ready with the help of Linh. Sighing in frustration at Shane's refusal to cooperate, he heard Biana go to check on Tessa.

Light forest was even more beautiful in the morning with fresh dew glinting on the leaves and the grass sparkling. Birds sang in the trees, and he also caught sight of a megaloceros, basically a giant elk, grazing in the distance. God if that thing ruined this wedding like that blasted dinosaur….. Although he didn't admit it to anyone, he'd actually kinda enjoyed riding it. He'd FINALLY ridden a dinosaur! Sure, he'd also half trashed the place but still.

Shane took his place in the middle of the gazebo, except off a few inches so Tessa could share the middle. He smiled at his friends, which were like….. eight -ish people. Not once in his life had he ever had many friends. Plus, he and Tessa had wanted to keep this wedding small. Also in the gazebo was Tiergan, who was going to be marrying them. Though he hadn't realized it, apparently Councillors were legally able to marry people.

It would be approximately five minutes before the bride arrived. Shane tapped his fingers against his leg, trying to figure out everything that could go horribly wrong so he would be prepared.

The world could blow up for some reason. Aliens could attack. More stupid dinosaurs could trash this place. That deer thing back there could gore someone. There could be an earthquake. A tornado. Another fire. Endless possibilities.

Finally, he saw Tessa striding towards them with her little sister, Keira beside her. Biana and Linh rushed to take a seat without being to much of a distraction. When Tessa came closer, Shane's breath caught on how beautiful she looked.

Her hair was curled with small gems glinting in the sunlight. Tessa's dress was pure white, with a sweetheart neckline, rimmed with opals. The fabric was a little bit ruffly twisty type of deal as it swooped down from the neckline. It split halfway down, swirling back to her back. From there, the skirt had little diamonds sparkling on the fabric, which hugged her legs down to the top of her thighs before spreading out. She was beautifully perfect.

Before he could stop himself, he flashed her a smile and she smiled back with perfect teeth. He panicked a little bit as she climbed the stairs onto the gazebo, thinking of how he could catch her should she trip. Of course, though, she had good luck and made it up safely. They both turned to face Tiergan.

"We are here to witness the bonding of Tessa Skye and Shane. They have proven countless times that they truly are the perfect….." For at least a minute, Tiergan went on rambling about how they were meant for each other and what not.

"Repeat after me, I, Tessa Skye, willingly take Shane's hand in marriage and promise to love, respect, and cherish him until the end of forever," Tessa had turned towards him and repeated as he said.

"That no matter what should happen, we will always be one," Tiergan continued. Then he held out a small ruby red pillow with gold rims with a beautiful ring on it. Carefully, she picked it up, and slid it onto Shane's finger.

Shane said the same things as she did, only changing the name, and slipped her ring on her finger.

"Should there be no objections to the pairing of Shane and Tessa Skye…." he paused, waiting for someone to object. No one did.

"The bride and groom may kiss," he finished. Shane pulled Tessa against him, wrapping one arm around her waist and burying the other in her hair as he pressed his lips against hers. They stood there, enjoying the moment, until of course Keefe cleared his throat. Just like he ALWAYS did.

"Um… Hate to break the gooey moment of you two lovers, but there's some mallowmelt over there calling me, so if you could hurry up that'd be great!" Keefe exclaimed, nodding towards the table of food.

Shane shot him the mother (or father?) of all glares, kissing Tessa one last time before announcing food time. And yes, he literally shouted "ok food time now". Tessa, for some reason, elbowed him rather hard in the side for that but what was he supposed to do? He was just being straight forward.

He thought that maybe, finally, he was done screwing literally everything up. But it seemed that nope the gods hated him. As he moved towards the table with a huge, towering cake, one that Sophie had taught Biana how to make, he tripped on a stupid tuft of grass.

His eyes widened as he plummeted, face first, into the cake. He muttered the god of all curse words followed by dozens more. Using his arms to push himself up, the extra force made the table shake and collapse. Great, now he was covered in cake AND dirt and grass! So much for Biana's hairdo.

Tessa grabbed his hand and yanked him up.

"You really can't do anything without messing it up, can you?" She said. Shane was about to have a mental worthless breakdown before she smiled, a small laugh tumbling out of her mouth. Meanwhile everyone else was on the floor dying from laughter.
"I…. I'm sorry I don't know what happened will you ever forg-" Shane started but Tessa pulled him into another kiss, despite him being filthier then when he'd lived in the woods.

"Shut up, dork, I don't care, because no matter what I still love you."

A/N: Hi guys! I hope you liked that! Anyways, if you have any more story suggestions, add them in a review or something (Seriously it helps me tonnes when you guys review) anyways thanks for reading, see ya!