Thank you all for reviewing! This is the last chapter of this very short fan fiction story.
It's just another lonely Valentine for me and I am stuck at home doing homework.
(Sorry, I am not updating Magenta and Me this week. Remember to review both stories if you haven't done so!)
Declaimer: Richard O'Brien owns everything.
= The Wedding =
It was Columbia and Eddie's wedding day, but Eddie was not really happy about it because…
Riff Raff and Frank was chasing after Eddie, who was screaming, "No, I am not putting on fishnets!"
Rocky and Magenta walked into the room. Eddie almost crashed into Magenta, but stopped before he could do any damage. "Catch him, Rocky!" said Frank.
Rocky used his strong arms to hold Eddie. "Riff Raff, use the sonic transducer to make Eddie stand still! Rocky and I will put the fishnets on Eddie."
Riff Raff used the portable transducer to hold Eddie. Frank said to Eddie, who could not talk or move now, "It's good that you didn't push Magenta onto the floor. If you did, Riff Raff would have killed you!" Eddie could not defend himself and was forced to wear the fishnets.
"See, it's not that bad! It looks good on you!" said Frank.
"This is weird! I am not a fishnet person! I am a rock and roll person!" Eddie disagreed with Frank. Frank explained, "It's a Transsexual tradition for the groom to wear fishnets and high heels."
"High heels?" Eddie screamed, and started running around the room again. Riff Raff caught him again with the transducer.
"Stop running! You may crash into Magenta again!" said Riff Raff, "My most beautiful sister, what brings you into our room? You look beautiful in this bride maid dress!"
Magenta was wearing a red strapless long dress, which covered her knees, with fishnets and dark red flat boots. She stole a kiss from Riff Raff and replied, "Oh, Rocky and I come here to tell you that everything is ready and all guests have arrived. It's ready to launch!"
Riff Raff released Eddie, who begged Frank, "Please no high heel. Please." "But it's a tradition!"
"Eddie said 'Please'. How can you reject him? Also, if he doesn't put on his shoes now, he will be late for his wedding!" Magenta was on Eddie's side.
"Fine, no heels, but he has to wear black leather boots at the very least!" Frank said. "Deal!" they shook hands and settled on leather boots.
Minutes later, Eddie was inside the ballroom, waiting for the bride to come in. His upper body was wearing a normal suit with white shirt and red bow-tie. His lower body was wearing his black leather pants to cover the fishnets. He promised to wear it, but didn't promise to not cover it with pants. Riff Raff was standing on his side as his best man, wearing a similar outfit.
On the other side of the stage, Rocky was posing as the ring boy, who wore silvery red underpants and boots. Magenta was standing next to him.
Riff Raff lipped to Magenta, "If I am the guest, I will definitely mistaken you as the bride! You look beautiful!" Magenta smiled. Riff Raff lipped again, "Will you marry me?" Magenta lipped back, "Only if I get bride's bouquet today!"
The room was filled with beautiful dark red Devil Pimpernel. Everybody was dazzled by the lovely smell. Guests included Transylvanians who did Time Warp in the Rocky Horror Show and some Transsexual girls and boys who wanted to "befriend" with the prince.
Riff Raff and Magenta's mother, Roxy, was standing on Magenta's side. She took a sip from her glass of red wine and tapped on Magenta's shoulder, "Magenta, what are you having?"
"Thank you for offering. May I have a glass of water? I am really thirsty," said Magenta.
Roxy gave her daughter the look and said, "No, I am not offering drinks. I am talking about the baby. You are hardly showing in this bride maid dress, but DeAnna told me that you are pregnant. You and Riff Raff didn't tell me you are pregnant on phone."
Magenta explained, "Well, it's hard to tell a mother that her son had knocked her daughter up, even on phone."
Roxy put a smile on her face, "My son knocked my daughter up, so what? It's a norm in Transylvania. I slept with so many men, I don't know even know who your father or Riff Raff's father is. That's the reason why Transylvanians pick up their last name from their mothers. Now that I know you are pregnant, you can tell me whether you are having a boy or a girl."
Magenta smiled and replied, "It's not exactly a boy or a girl. Mother, I am having triplet, one boy and two girls."
"That's lovely!" Roxy hugged her daughter and kissed her on the cheek, without spilling her wine.
Rocky interrupted the mother-daughter time, "The wedding is about to start. Don't get too emotional."
Roxy put down her glass of wine and picked up Riff Raff's video camera. Riff Raff waved at his mother and whispered, "Click on the red button." She pressed the button and the red light turned on. A Transylvanian wedding song started playing, and the prince walked the bride down the aisle.
Frank, as always, was wearing his lovely black corset with shiny red lining. Columbia was wearing fishnets, short red high-heel boots and a short red gothic dress, similar to Magenta's, but much shorter, so short that it showed her underpanties. They walked onto the stage. Columbia stood next to Magenta and Frank stood next to Rocky.
The Queen, as the minister, looked at the camera for five seconds and then announced, "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join these two Earthling friends, Columbia and Eddie in matrimony, blah blah blah, this speech is so boring… Frank, did you write it?"
"Mother!" Frank gave the Queen a harsh look.
The Queen continued, "I am skipping this boring paragraph! Okay, so, Columbia, do you want to marry this punk?"
"Are you kidding me? Of course, I do."
"Eddie, do you want to marry my son's groupie?"
"You know my answer!"
Columbia jumped into Eddie's arms and they started to French kiss.
"Okay, you two have already started kissing, but I still have to finish my speech. You may kiss the bride," the Queen said, "have elbow sex with her, exchange your ring, or do whatever you want."
Thirty minutes later, their lips were still locked. Their kiss took a little bit too long and the Queen got annoyed, "I think this is good enough. Now, you two love birds should leave my ballroom. I have other important things to do." The Queen kicked them out and started to make out with Roxy. Roxy dropped the video camera, but Riff Raff caught it this time.
Columbia and Eddie led the crowd out of the church. Columbia stood on the top of the stairs and turned around. Single girls were standing under the stairs wanting to catch the bouquet. "Ready, one, two, three!" Columbia called out and threw her bouquet, a little bit too far away.
The bouquet flew across the crowd, hit Frank's head and knocked him out. Rocky picked up the bouquet and took Frank in his arm, "Are you okay?" He got no reply from the prince.
Riff Raff ran across the courtyard and punched Rocky in his face. "This is Magenta's!" And he took the bouquet from the innocent muscle man's hand.
"It hurts. You don't like me. You never like me. I hate you all," Rocky dropped Frank onto the ground, cried and went back to the castle, to his tank.
Riff Raff didn't care the fainted prince and walked towards Magenta, "Magenta, will you marry me?" He took a purple diamond ring out of his chest pocket.
Magenta jumped into Riff Raff's arm and answered his question with a kiss.
Eddie poked Frank with a stick, "Is he dead?" He asked Columbia. Columbia replied, "I hope not. I don't want to go to jail for killing the prince!"
Frank woke up and asked, "What happened?" "You were too excited and you fainted," Columbia lied. "Ah, my head hurts. Where is Rocky?"
Eddie said, "He went back to his tank after Riff Raff punched him." "Riff Raff did what?" Frank asked in surprised, but he didn't get an answer, as Columbia and Eddie started locking their lips again.
In confusion, Frank returned to his castle to find his playmate.
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