Note: flashbacks are stillllllllll in bold. LIKE THIS
(Peter is at his mom's house talking to his mom)
Thelma: YOU WHAT!?!
Peter: I killed my supervisor and Lois's dad.
Thelma: Peter I was going to marry him.
Peter: Well you can marry him………. IN HELL! (Shoots her in the heart with a gun).
Stan: OMG you killed……….. (Peter shoots him and Kyle).
(Cuts to Bean (not actually) sleeping on the couch with Teddy. Stewie screams like a ninja and pushes him off the couch. They roll out of the house, into a sewer, reappearing next to Goldman's pharmacy fighting a'la Peter and Ernie the chicken, crashing through the window, hitting Mr. Goldman into a freezer, and then Mr. Bean knocks Stewie out with a tire.)
(Cuts to the Griffin's (and Bean) at Carter's funeral)
Peter: Man I haven't Been sad like this since Walt Disney died.
(Shows Peter as a boy watching TV.)
Guy on TV: in other news Walt Disney has died.
(Peter begins crying. Francis comes in. But before he says anything Peter trips him.)
(At the after party Bean and Stewie are at it again. BUUUUUUUUT! Bean throws Stewie through the window.)
Peter: Bean what's with………….
(a portal Opens and Sabine and Stephan fall through.)
Bean: Sabine!?!
END OF ACT ONE.
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