note: So what happens when Owen and Ianto have a little late night MSN chat?! Random silliness
Uncovered Secrets
Ianto Jones has just logged in.
Owen: OI tea boy, wot r u doing chatting this hour? I TOLD u that u should get mo sleep last week.
Ianto: Hello Owen. I know. But it's ok. Jack gave me the morning off so I'll be in late. Probably at the same time you will be …
Owen: U 'aving a go me?
Ianto: Always Owen
Owen: Prick
Ianto: Bastard
Gwen Cooper has just logged in.
Gwen: hello sweetheart, I guess you can't sleep as well
Ianto: Hi Gwen, why can't you sleep?
Gwen: Your fault
Ianto: Mine?
Gwen: Yes the last bash of your delicious coffee was a bit strong…
Ianto: Aah yes. At the captain's request: industrial strength. I'll remember not to make yours so strong then. Sorry.
Gwen: Aah not too worry my pet. You already have too much going on inside that head of yours :-)
Gwen: Ianto?
Ianto: Yes Gwen
Gwen: How are you? You know after everything …
Ianto: Anything to tell me Owen?
Owen: No.
Ianto: You sure?
Owen: Wot would I ever need to tell u?
Ianto: Oh I don't know. Something you might do. Something that was not so right. Something that you might feel guilty about …
Ianto: Hang on … Scrap the last one.
Owen: Wot r u going on about?
Ianto: :-)
Owen: Ianto? Spill!
Ianto: Are you and Gwen involved?
Owen: Involved how?
Ianto: Well you know … INVOLVED ;-)
Owen: No. She has a boyfriend remember. Rhys. Big bloke with a short fuse. I ain't touching that with a stick.
Ianto: Really?
Ianto: U sure?
Owen: Yes Ianto I am sure. It's not like I'm capable of shagging in my sleep.
Owen: Hang on, that would be so cool.
Ianto: If nothing is going on, then why is she at your apartment at 3 in the morning?
Owen: What? She ain't …
Ianto: Your ip-adress and hers are the same …
Owen: Oh … FFS!! Stop hacking my pc you evil fucker
Ianto: busted!! :-P
Ianto: I'm fine Gwen. No need to worry.
Gwen: You always say that. And I still don't believe you, pet. But you know I'm there for you right?
Ianto: Yeah I do. Thanks love.
Gwen: Anytime pet.
Gwen: I'm logging off in a minute. So I'll see you later?
Ianto: Yep, with a nice cup waiting for you :-)
Gwen: Thanks!
Gwen Cooper has logged off.
Owen: Ianto?
Ianto: Yes Owen.
Owen: Is there something YOU need to tell ME?
Owen: I won't say anything If u don't…
Ianto: OK, I confess. I did put rat poison in your coffee last night.
Owen: OI, don't go there with ur past.
Ianto: Owen, that was uncalled for. You know I wouldn't.
Owen: Get off ur high horse teaboy, just kidding. Anyway, anything u care to confess?
Ianto: No not really.
Owen: u sure?
Ianto: Yes Owen.
Owen: Hmph that's funny because u left ur webcam on. Tell Jack to put on boxers when he walks by. Last thing I need to see is him "waving hello" at me.
Owen: Ianto u still there mate?
Owen: OI stop doing that! Put some trousers on.
Owen: Seriously that's just nasty. Jack I know u can read this. STOP IT!
Owen: STOP DOING THAT AND LOOKING AT THE WEBCAM!
Owen: DON'T WINK AT ME!
Owen: Oh fuck it.
Owen Harper has logged off.