Credit goes to BeatriceBirchwood01
Credit for Who Framed Roger Rabbit Movie goes to Robert Zemeckis & Disney
Credit for Mayor and Him From the Powerpuff Girls
Credit for Lola Bunny and Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes goes to Warner Bros
Credit for Cupid from Fairly OddParents goes to nickelodeon.
Credit for Men Don't Change goes to Amy Dalley [with the lyrics changed a little..]
[all so any one who is a fan of Greasy forgive me for what is about to happen to him in this chapter XD I wont say what it is and I will let you see for yourself]
Chapter 2: Meeting The Mayor of Toontown
when I woke up my eyes came face to face with another pair of eyes to which the only thing I did to react to this was this...
"Aaaaaahhhh!" to which the pair of eyes jump and back away and screams too and after I stop screaming though the one in front of me kept screaming and I got a better look at them it was none other than the Mayor from the Powerpuff Girls...
if you watch the Powerpuff Girls you know that the Mayor is Crazy for pickles and loves eating them...that and he's a little bit not too bright but ya all got to love that about him..
then I saw a purple glove hand touch the Mayor's shoulder while he was still screaming and I look up and saw it was Jessica Rabbit.
"Mayor you can stop screaming now."Jessica said to Mayor who stops screaming and blinks a little first "Oh..."then he looks up at Jessica "are we done playing the screaming game already?"Mayor asks Jessica who smiles a little and nods her head yes "yes Mr Mayor we are done playing the screaming game..."Jessica told him to which the Mayor looks at me.
"now what are you doing here near my place of uhh...what is that word again Miss Jessica?"Mayor asks while looking up at Jessica.
"office..."Jessica said to him as she places her hands on her hips...
"oh yes! my place of office!"Mayor said to me and I couldn't help but blink at this...
I guess that the Mayor was the Mayor of Toontown and I had to guess that Jessica was acting as his other assistant.
"well you see sir I am kinda visiting here if you could say..."I told him and it was kinda true even though I had just found out that Toontown was real and Jessica was looking at my oddly like she seen me before but that ain't possible because we just met...
"oh well now isn't that nice! say you look like a strong young lady how would you like to help Miss Jessica out by opening up my pickle jar! darn thing wont open for me and I tried everything to get the darn thing open! so that's why I left my office and went to her and her husband's house to ask if she could spare the time to drop by and help me get the darn pickle jar open! so would you mind assisting Miss Jessica?"Mayor asks me and I guess it couldn't hurt to help the Mayor out after all he was the Mayor of Toontown which is hard to believe but taking a look at him and the building I was at that said Mayor of Toontown on the doors well it was hard not to believe...
"sure why not I got time to kill...sort to speak by the way."I said to the Mayor and Jessica and the Mayor started to clap his hands together like a little kid at the candy store "oh goodie goodie! now then lets go inside"Mayor said as he went to open the door but he couldn't get the door open "Darn Thing Wont Open!"he exclaims as he has his feet at the door now and pulling at the door knob and I couldn't help but watch as he was trying to get the door open but Jessica taps his shoulder and he stops in mid pull and looks up at Jessica who was holding a key and he lets out a "Oh!"Mayor said before letting go of the door and jumping down on the ground and taking the key "thank you miss Jessica!"he said and he unlocks the door and both of them started to go inside and I was about to go in when I heard what seem to be a type of bell ring and I look over and saw what look to be a store where they sale fruits and vegetables and I saw that the bell came from on top of outside the door and that ain't all I saw...
I saw Smarty and Psycho go inside and I guess the others went with them but the one that was outside was Greasy...
he seem to be lost in thought and his back was facing toward me and he was looking from left and right and all so standing next to the Toon Patrol's car...
then a wicked idea form into my mind and I couldn't help but smirk slyly at the idea that came into my head...
Oh this is so bad but I just had to do it...it was too good to pass up...
when Jessica ask me if I was coming inside I told her in a minute and to start to open the pickle jar with out me.
and then after I told her that I started to tiptoe to where Greasy was at and with his back still turned "hehehe..."I thought to myself as I reach down to where his pants are and pulled them down and his back of his jacket flew up and I saw his boxers that were pink with red hearts all over them...
then I giggle a lot before running as fast as my legs could carry me and I was near the door but before I went inside I yell out "Nice Underwear ya all have there! hehehehe!"then I went inside and slam the door before he could see me...
[Greasy's Pov...]
we were going to get some stuff from the store and we needed some eggs, milk and butter...and some other items as well and I was told to watch the car while boss and the others headed inside and I was looking at a couple of birds fly by when I felt something that felt like my pants being pulled down and my belt coming unbuckled too and dropping to the ground and the back of my coat flying up and I heard running and when I turn around to look I didn't see anyone and I look down and saw that my pants are down and my underwear was showing that was boxers that was a pink color with red hearts...
then the others come out and saw me in my most embarrassing moments and Psycho, Wheezy and Stupid laugh and pointed and Smarty look angry and walk up to me but not before shoving the bag of food in Wheezy's hands and walking over to me and taking his hat off and slaps me over the head with it.
"What's Wrong with you! pull your pants up before some dang broad sees ya!"Smarty yells at me to which I pulls my pants up and buckle my belt back into place.
"it ain't my fault boss really, I think some one pants me!"I said to him but he only rolls his eyes while going to the drivers side of the door "save it!"he tells me before going inside getting behind the wheel and the others walking by me and snickering and going inside the car as well...
I never felt so embarrassed in my whole life...
[Bernice's Pov]
that was so worth it...I just wish I could of saw his face when I pants him...
and it was the first time I ever pants anyone before and it being a toon was so worth it cause it was very funny...
though if I did that to one of the bullies back home I would get in trouble...like big time water deep trouble...
yeah make a note never to pull that stuff to others unless they be a toon...
right now I was helping Jessica open the Mayor's pickle jar and we were working together to try to open it and when we finally got it open it made a 'pop' sound to which must of been heard by Sniffy cause he poke his head out of my jacket pocket before going back inside...
"Oh Boy! my Pickles! Thank you so much girls!"Mayor said as he jumps right in to the large pickle jar that was as big as a barrel and started to eat on the pickles inside...
I look over to Jessica "well if that is all I guess I should be going...don't let him stay in there too long, don't want him to turn into a pickle now do we?"I said as I started to leave the room and started to walk out of the door and started down the street...
as I left and started to walk down the street I was thinking a lot on how is it that Toontown is real...it couldn't be possible but here it was...
I suddenly heard Sniffy whimper and I gently reach in and took him out and held him close gently to my chest with one arm and gently pet his head.
"aww whats the matter Sniffy? it'll be okay you'll see...here let me sing you a little song maybe that will calm ya all down."I say as I smile gently at him and I started to sing as I walk while holding the baby weasel gently in my arms.
he was a bad weasel and I was a good girl
he needed me to smooth out the edges...
well he get his drink on and flirt with the ladies
and after two years of his smack I quit begging...
I'm a magnet for the fixer-upper weasel
if I know it's fire why do I let it burn my hand?
Cupid from Fairly OddParents works for HIM be suspicious if he cries.
you know patty cake is usually good, yeah but it ain't always right
chocolate is a band aid no matter what they say
toon shoes don't stretch, and weasels don't change...
my friend Lola Bunny, she loves a liar
she found out about Bugs's other girlfriends
he makes excuses, so she forgives him
and she swears she's gonna leave if he messes up again...
but he's such a stinker and that's why she don't see
Bugs got her exactly where he wants her to be
Cupid from Fairly OddParents works for HIM be suspicious if he cries
you know patty cake is usually good, yeah but it ain't always right.
chocolate is a band aid no matter what they say
toon shoes don't stretch, and weasels don't change...
and I was about to sing the song all over again but I look down at Sniffy in my arms and resting his small head on my chest and with his eyes close asleep.
I couldn't help but giggle as I listen to him making cute noises as he slept...
he made these adorable cooing sounds and his little ears twitched one at a time at first...
first it was his left ear then his right ear and then it was both his ears and then he twitch his little nose.
after watching him sleep I decided to place him back gently in my pocket so he could rest more comfortably and after I did that I started to walk more down the street of Toontown...
as I was walking down the street these toon weasels came out of no where and no they weren't the toon patrol in fact they look like they came from another cartoon or movie though I can't think on which one honestly...
one of them tried to grab me but I dodge him and went behind him and kick him in the back and a much bigger weasel with muscles on him goes to grab me from behind but I kick my left foot back as he was grabbing my wrists and I took my other foot and place it up on to his chest where my other foot is and I did a type of a fast walk on his chest while flipping my whole body backwards first I was facing him upside down until I twist my body around and landed on my feet and go into a type of fighter boxer type moves by having my hands up into fist and moving from left and right before throwing my right fist forward but as he was ducking backwards with his back looking like he is trying to do the limbo I smirk at this and he seem to have fallen for my fake out cause I took my foot and hit him where it hurts the most for guys.
"Eehh!"the muscle weasel exclaims while his eyes bug out and he falls over...
"teach ya all to try to pick on a girl..."I said with a sly smirk and one of the other two weasels who weren't cold were just looking at me with wide eyes like they weren't use to a girl fighting back...
"yeah I tell ya all what you don't try to mess with me and I will not make ya go night night like your little friends there."I told them as I point to the two weasels on the ground and I was really lucky it was only four of them...
they both nod their heads and I smile at this "thanks I much appreciate it..."I say as I walk past them and turn a corner as they watch me leave and I heard one say "last time we pick this street to steal a broad's purse..."
and I was guessing it was one of the weasels who hadn't got their butts kick who said that...
oh well I guess I couldn't worry about that right now and I think I might stay here for a while longer
now if only I can find a hotel or something close to it...?
to be continued...
