"Somebody has to start the slow clap." Tony stark said as he was the only one doing the slow clap. No one else was doing the slow clap, just him. Nathasha Romanoff was watching tv, Bruce Banner was reading a chemistry book, Thor Odinson was hogging down like 5 pieces of pizza down his mouth, Clint Barton was shooting arrows, and Steve Rogers was by the window, holding what looks like a file.
"Shut the fuck up Tony." Natasha said as she was flipping through the channel for like what? Her third time.
They were on Clints floor. Everything was purple and black. The way he likes it. His walls were purple and black, His furniture was mostly black, but Tony thought he should add some purple. He had a bar buy his entertainment area. He HAD to have an archery set. So tony got him an Archery target, or whatever there called, and a load of bows and arrows.
"This pizza. I like it. Ano-" Thor started his sentence but tony cutted him off. "DON'T YOU DARE BREAK MORE OF MY CHINA,MONKEY BOY." Tony pointed at thor. Thor stared at him for a minute and putted the plate back on the black table.
"Tony be nice, Thor quit breaking stuff, Natasha please quit swearing, and-nevermind." Bruce looked up from his chemistry book and look at thor. "So Thor how's loki?" Bruce asked amazed when he saw Thor's plate full of pizza.
"well my green friend, Ever since he came home from earth, mother and father were surprise and so was Asgard and the warriors. For a long time we thought he was dead. Little kids would run up to him and tell him they missed him so much. People would go up to loki and ask him were he had been for a long time. I just ignore this and keep on going in life." Thor said. He putted 3 pieces of pizza in his mouth. Bruce was kinda gross out.
"Will he ever come back to earth?" Tony asked as he was pouring wine into a glass cup.
"I fear I do not have a answer for that question man of iron." Thor said.
"My name is tony." Tony said angrily.
"And my name is Bruce. Quit calling me-" Bruce started.
"SHUT DA FUCK UP. IMMA TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE." Clint said angrily. He pull back the arrow and he let go on the string of his bow. The arrow was like a race horse and it hit another arrow that was in the middle of the target.
"Clint would you please stop that. Ever since we saw brave and saw the scene when the girl broke the arrow in half, you went crazy. So you spent the whole summer trying to break that arrow in half. Maybe you should forget it about it and just please stop." Steve looked at Clint. Clint sigh and walked over and grab the arrow in the middle of the target. He pulled it put with a grip and threw it on the floor. He walked over and grab the glass of wine that tony poured and took it.
"Hey! That mine!" Tony said not in a happy tone. Clint didn't answer. So Tony poured another one.
Steve shaked his head at the childish play. If he was back in his day, People would laugh it off. But instead Tony had to be a Bitch about.
He was looking at Peggys file. He missed her a lot. He wants her back. But She married a man name Billy howardson. She has a couple of kids and she retired from service. He felt a tear going down his cheek.
"Is something wrong?" Natasha asked. Ever since they won loki's little war he told her everything about peggy. He even explained how much he missed her.
"You know there's more fish in the sea." She said he hands behind her back.
"What?" Steve looked at Natasha. Confused he was.
"Like her. She married. Had kids. Had grandkids and retired from 70 years of service. You should too." She said.
"What?" Steve said still confused.
Move. On. With. liiiiiiiifffffffeeee." Clint said behind her back. She pushed him away while he was laughing.
"Clint is right, actually. All summer you be slugging around and never found a girlfriend. How about that blonde girl? She seems nice." Natasha smiled.
"No. were just friends." Steve blushed. He kinda did like her.
"I want to be the wingman!" Tony popped out behind Natasha.
"What is this wingman, You speak of?" Thor looked over at Tony, Confused.
"I'm Hawkeye! Hawks have Wings! SO I'm Wingman." Clint Raised his hand.
"There's internet." Bruce suggested. He wants Steve to get use to today's technology.
"Guys. I'm talking to steve. So I'll help him." Natasha said looking at them. She looked like she was ging to scare the shit of them by pulling a gun in there faces.
"Guys…STOP. NOW." Steve yelled. Everyone looked at him.
"Please stop. I don't want to start this bull-" He said, but the elevator open with a man in a white suit.
"Hello Avengers!" The man said. "My name is Kyle Deman. I am here to collect you all!" he had something behind his back.
Natasha pulled her gun out. Thor's hammer flew across the room, destroying clints archery set, and into Thors hand.
"WHAT THE FUCK THOR?!" Clint ran over to his archery set. Some bow and arrows didn't break so he grab some. Steve grab his shield from behind his chair.
"Sorry my bird friend." Thor apologize.
"Avengers,please let's not start." Kyle said.
"Were not going any were." Bruce said. He's not trying to get angry cause he never met the man before. He doesn't want to smash him.
"Yeah what the nerd said." Tony stated.
"Hey!" Bruce said in a pissy was.
"What it's true!"
"Oh. You will go..or else."
"Or else what?" steve said in an anger mode.
The mad threw a gray box on the floor. Smoke came everywhere. Filling Clint's floor. They could hardly breath. Tony was the first to past out, Then Thor, Then Natasha, Then Clint, Then Bruce, Then Finally steve.
All he could see was black shoes walking towards him in the gray somke.
Everything went black.