(Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)

(Author: Welcome the OOCness of a pregnant woman :D Oh, btw, Ryohei is not OOC, it's just that Adult!Ryohei is a lot more mature ;))

The room wasn't like Tsuna have pictured at all. It was messy, really messy. Bottles of red wine and white shirts were spread around the floor randomly. Xanxus was lying on a king-sized bed, sleeping naked without a care in the world. There were some tissues near the bed. 'Eww…' She thought. 'Why do men have to be always like that?' Trying to calm herself down, Tsuna carefully crossed the room, getting mad at all the trash that was in the room. To make matters worse, the man started snoring, and Tsuna popped a vein. 'Calm down Tsuna, calm down; don't let this trash to make you lose your nerves…' Any trace of Dame-Tsuna was now erased, leaving space to the angry Vongola Decimo, or even worse: a Pregnant Vongola Boss. When she reached Xanxus bed, she sighed and poked him.

"W-Wake up!" She ordered.

"Shut up…scum…" He mumbled, half asleep. "I'm tired…" And he went back to snoring.

"How did you called me, scum?" Tsuna's temper finally exploded, as she punched Xanxus.

"Sawada?" He screamed in rage, but as he saw the creepy aura around Tsuna, he lowered his voice. "What are you doing here…scum?" He hesitated at the last word, not sure of the effects of it on the raged woman. They haven't really talked since that happened.

"Ughh, what's with this room? It's so dirty and…eww…" She glanced at some magazines under the bed. "Ugh…And I thought Collonello was dirty."

Xanxus blushed and got angry at the comment, standing up. "It's my room, it's my business."

"Oh my god! At least could you put some clothes on!" She said turning her head to the opposite direction, trying to not to puke. Xanxus looked down and quickly took a pillow to cover his private parts. Could the situation get any worse?

"I'm pretty sure you're not here to scold me!" He said with sarcasm.

'Oh shit! I almost forgot what I came here for.' Tsuna panicked, her mood quickly changed again to Dame-Tsuna.

"O-Oh…yeah…I-I came here to talk to you…" She mumbled, in a rush.

"Speak up, scum; you're wasting my precious sleep." Xanxus was recovering his confidence as he saw Tsuna going to his usual scared self.

Tsuna took air and sighed deeply and tried not to run away as her knees trembled.

"Spit it! I don't have all the night!" He rushed her.

"W-Well, d-do you remember what happened…umm…at D-Dino and Hibari's party…?" She mumbled.

He blushed, staring away. Why she would bring up that subject? "Yeah…continue…"

"W-Well…umm…yeah…umm…The issue is that…umm…you know…we did that…and…" She tried not to panic and Xanxus looked at her with a horrified look. 'And…?' he thought, trying to not to make assumptions.

"Well…I…I-I am… I AM PREGNANT, OKAY? She said, almost (actually) screaming. "You're going to be a father!"

"What?" He mumbled, feeling dizzy.

"What you just heard! I'm having your baby!"

And then, Xanxus passed out.

Yes, he, Xanxus, passed out.

And Tsuna panicked. She rushed over him, trying to wake Xanxus up.

"Xanxus, are you ok?" She yelled, but he didn't responded. "W-Wake up, Xanxus…Xanxus…!" She checked up his pulse, but didn't felt anything. "Oh lord…I killed him! His little heart couldn't resist it at all!" She stood up, slowly getting away from the body. "I…I have to run…" She panicked.

She walked towards the door, trying to leave the place as nothing happened, but as soon as she opened the door, Gokudera, Squalo and Ryohei fell down, facing the floor.

"J-Judaimee! What does this idiot has done to you?" Gokudera screamed in rage. "I'm going to kill that bastard…!"

"Voooii!" Squalo screamed, raging. "Touch him and I'll slash you in a half! What you've done Vongola?" He screamed and Tsuna shivered.

"Were you three…eavesdropping? I told you guys to wait for me downstairs!" She raged. Fuck, fuck, fuck, what she was going to do now?

"Gokudera, Tsuna, calm down guys, relax." Her Sun Guardian said. He didn't looked as amused as the other two; in fact, he looked really…calm, extremely calm, like if he was expecting it or something. "Now, Tsuna, do you mind explaining us what we just heard?"

"Idiot!" Squalo yelled to Xanxus, who was now awake. Tsuna have already told the story to her Sun and Storm Guardians, as well to Squalo and the other Varia members, who had gathered together at the commotion in their boss's room.

"Kishishishi~ so, after all, Boss has a heart...Or, at least, sex appeal." Bel laughed. "I think I'm going to be…uncle Bel? I like that." He smiled, but Tsuna feared the baby could be similar to the blond.

"Yeah, like if boss could be a dad." Mammon added. "He is probably killing the baby anyways…"

"What?" Tsuna screamed in rage. What did the mist Arcobaleno had just said? Killing her baby? Tsuna stood up with her gloves on and punched Mammon. "What did you just said? Killing my baby?"

"Whoa…Tsuna, calm down!" Ryohei said, pulling Tsuna back; she was willing to kill Mammon. How he could dare to even think of murdering him or her?

"But she is right!" Gokudera said. He was also mad. "How he can even think we are going to touch Judaimee's precious baby? You should shut up, Arcobaleno!" He pulled out his bombs, threatening the Varia member.

"But Mammon-kun has a point." Lussuria added, bringing the attention back to him. "What are you going to do with the little shrimp?"

"Voooii…who can assure us that baby is Boss's?" Squalo said. He suddenly looked like one of those overprotective TV mothers who just can't accept their baby screwed up. "That bitch probably screwed a lot of guys and now wants to entrust the creature to us!"

Before Tsuna could say anything, Ryohei, who now looked to her like an older brother or something, defended her. "Wait a moment, Squalo. I know Tsuna for a long time now and I can promise you she is not capable of something like that."

"A-Anyways!" Lussuria continued. "Tsuna, are you going to keep the baby?"

"O-Of course!" Tsuna rushed. Of course she was going to keep him or her. It was her baby. "But." She turned to Xanxus. "What do you think, Xanxus? It is also your child."

Everyone turned to the man, expecting him to rage about the kid or something, but surprisingly, he looked…serious.

"I…We…should keep it, Tsuna." He finally said, in a whisper. His expression was…weird. Tsuna's senses told her that something was wrong, but she supposed it was because of all the shocks they had in one night.

"Wait, Boss!" Squalo interrupted again. "At least you should make it a paternity test or…"

"Silence, scum; It's my son." (He sounded so sure it was going to be a boy.) "I know it is my kid."

That stopped Squalo, Mammon and everyone else's comments, and there was a strange silence for a moment.

"A-Anyways, we…should leave. It's late I hope no one at the HQ has noticed that we are missing…" Tsuna mumbled uncomfortably, it had been a long night.

"Yeah..." Ryohei was tired also. He threw something to Gokudera "Octopus-head, you drive."

"S-Shuddup, lawn-head!" Gokudera raged. "Let's go, Judaimee!"

"Jeez, what a long night..." Gokudera said, while lying in Tsuna's bed, covering his face with a pillow. "Your bed is so much softer that Yamamoto's…" He complained, like every time he entered the brunette's room.

"Gokudera, stop doing that. It is Tsuna's bed!" Ryohei said, entering the room. Surprisingly, no one was expecting them to come back home.

"Looks like no one has noticed our missing…." Tsuna sighed, drinking a glass of milk. Suddenly, she felt like drinking it. "Hey guys don't tell anyone else about this…"

"Yeah…but I suppose Hanna and the kids had extremely noticed my disappearance…Gokudera, get out of Tsuna's bed! She needs to rest and you are messing it!"

"Blah, blah, blah…Anyways, I'm going to my room. I hope my baseball idiot is already asleep; I don't want to explain him that Judaimee…"

"That Judaimee what?" said a high-pitched, usual but terrifying voice. The big, black eyes looked to Tsuna and the others.

"Hiiiiii, Reborn!" Tsuna squealed.

"Ciaossu, Tsuna, Gokudera, Ryohei…" He didn't look…happy at all. "Tsuna, do you mind explaining to me what this is?" Reborn waved the pregnancy test on his hand.

"Shit" the three young people said in unison.

(Asdfghjkl; sorry for taking so long to publish this chapter! I was on exams and…and…you understand, right? Thanks so much for the reviews; each time I read them, I work harder to bring you the best I can! I love you guys! As for the story, this is just getting started. Oh, and, as always, READ & REVIEW~!)