Chapter 3

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Chapter 3: Cool Story

As we walk home, contemplating life, the sky starts to get dark. The first star appears, in my other life I would squeeze my eyes, cross my fingers and make a wish. My wish would always be to have a happy life, but now it's different. Now I wish for Kyo to smile and not feel lonely. Just because your surrounded by people or by family doesn't mean that that feeling won't go away. In my other life, that's how I always felt. Kyoya has become a very important aspect in my life, I need him. I want to be as strong as him too. Yet this dirty bird doesn't want to teach me how to fight! If I'm not mistaken he knew how to fight when he was at least 5, apparently it's still too early. Bleh! He is just afraid that I'll be stronger than him and with my new found strength, that I will rule everything. Fufufu~ That's exactly true.

We walk through an ally, with a bunch lamppost illuminating our path. The sky is dark with more stars showing but a long streak of orange is still out. The sun is no longer out, it's place has been taken by a crescent moon. The wind blows softly and the leafs rustle. It's such a nice view. It feels like a serene blanket has been thrown on top of Namimori. Who doesn't like this town? Losers. Like seriously, Namimori is so awesome, there's hardly any chaos. Now I can understand why Kyoya was so obsessed in keeping order here.

After hours, not really, of walking we arrive home. A large traditional Japanese house, kinda like the HQ for the Foundation in the future. I take off my black shoes and onii-chan takes off his, well, black shoes. Us, the Hibari's, like black very much. It's the new fashion style. Normally we eat around this time, but that takoyaki make you full. Especially when you have over ten. I feel judged! Here's another secret, usually onii-chan is the one that makes dinner. Yes, Hibari Kyoya knows how to cook. And he IS the best at it, he might even give Nana-san a run for her money. Ok, I don't know I he can since I've never actually tried her cooking so...

A normal child, would not know about the mafia, but I'm not your normal child. Onii-chan says I'm special. Who knows if he means it in a nice way or in the special as in needs help. Most likely the second one. A lot of things go through my mind, for instance how do I tell my older brother that I know about the mafia and that I'm going to be married to the most wanted mafioso or an AWESOME mafioso boss? Here is what I do, I play innocent, act as if I know nothing~ Then bam! I strike like a cobra. Now here is the other thing I think about, how the fudge do I compete against the marshmallow eater?! I'm going for world domination, while he is also going for that and to destroy the world! If your not going to rule it, then don't destroy it! Ugh this marshmallow eater will suffer greatly if I don't get what I want. Don't get me wrong, I love the marshmallow eater. I think he is very hot. Now that I think about it, Katekyo Hitman Reborn is the only anime where I actually love the main bad guys/antagonist. Who doesn't, they're all so smexy. This is the downside of dying a virgin and as a teenager. You're horny as fuck! All that is not good for my health.

"Hey Shin, I'm gonna take a bath, wanna join me?" ask Kyoya not realizing my horniness. Shusha I want to! This is so awesome. Internally I'm dancing and praying to God that I won't get a nosebleed. Seeing Hibari Kyoya naked, I can die happy, again.

I put my poker face on, trying not to look too eager, "Yeah, sure, whateves."

He just stares at me. An expression saying how am I related to you? Oh yes, he has says that a lot.

Onii-chan gets the tub ready while I stay hidden in a little corner trying my best not to look red. Ugh! If only I were older and not his sister. I strip my clothes off. Hehe, strip, like Gray. Turn around slowly and see Kyo naked and in the tub already. I inwardly sigh both relieved and pissed. Why? Because I didn't see him nude. Again, because I DID NOT SEE HIBARI KYOYA NAKED! This world can be so cruel.

I jump into the tub earning a growl from Kyoya. My adorable rubber ducky seemed to get here quite well. It just simply floats on the water. Oh, and if this may seem wrong, I am three. Just a child who has yet to know the difference between a man and a woman. I'm going to avoid asking that question on why onii-chan has THAT and I don't. Another thing is, it's really hard to suppress a nosebleed. I blame society for that. When all else fails, blame either society or Lambo. That seems simple enough.

"Oh, onii-chan~" I say splashing the water.

He had his eyes closed, arms stretched on the ledge, face facing the ceiling, and his bangs where pushed back along with his wet hair. He opens one eye and looks at me, I gulp. "What?"

"I have another anime series to watch~"

This gets his interest, "What is it?"

"Inuyasha"

"Oh."

I frown, "Is that all you have to say? I hear its a good anime, it has romance too."

He sighs, "Great, like Shugo Chara"

I smile, "We should also watch Kobato, it's from Clamp like XxxHolic. It's also romance."

"Err, no thanks."

"Aww come on, you know you want to~" I say wiggling my eyebrows.

"..." He so wants to.

"Oh speaking of which, onii-chan, what do you like for a girl to have?"

He raises an eyebrow, "Hah?"

"You know, a big booty or boobies?"

He doesn't answer. He sighs, "Booty"

Oh, interesting, insert pervert thoughts and grin, "What else?"

"She can't be an herbivore. She can't be a crybaby, she has to be quiet, caring, strong, and independent." he says pushing the ducky my direction. Is it me or does it seem like he is somewhat describing Chrome?

"I see."

He looks at me with no expression what so ever, "Why do you want to marry a pineapple or a tuna?"

I grin, "Cuz the pineapple is freaking hot while the tuna is freaking adorable and awesome. Well, both are awesome."

He raises an eyebrow, "I see."

I start to make bubbles with the bath water until he tells me to stop. And not to drink the water. As a good, obedient, little girl I listen to him.

I sigh. Onii-chan notices it and asks "What's wrong?"

"Misaki told Usagi-san that he loves him but Ritsu still hasn't told Masamune." my eyes widen, shit!

"Who are they? And your watching an anime without me?!"

"Well it's a romance anime and you don't need to know the names." I get up trying to get out o the bathroom.

Kyo grabs my hand and glares at me, "Tell me their names Shinzo!"

I squeak, "Junjou Romantica and Sekaiichi Hatsukoi. But, but, it's romance". And yaoi.

He stares at me before answering. "Does it have any action?". I shake my head. "Very well, I won't watch it."

I hurry out of the bathroom and sigh in relief.

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Shit! That was close.

Omake~

The Hibari siblings enjoy doing many things together, reading, sleeping, eating, and watching anime. Every single anime that the youngest sibling, Shinzo, knows of, the oldest watches it with her or without her. It peaked his interest when he heard his sister mention two anime's that he had not watched and that his sister didn't tell him about.

Sure, he hated romance genre, but the youngest always pestered him to watch it with her. The oldest, Kyoya, was wondering why she never told him about those two. Ignoring the fact that it was romance related, he decided to watch both.

The first one, Junjou Romantica, made him feel uncomfortable. His face got dark and a murderous aura surrounded him. How dare his little sister watch that! It made him more angry when it was in a certain scene. Thanks to that, he started to plot a punishment for his beloved sister.

Then came Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, that one wasn't as graphic as Junjou Romantica but it still made him uncomfortable.

Minutes passed, he was done with both seasons of both animes. Secretly he enjoyed watching it, but he had to act like an older brother. A murderous aura surrounded him, his eyes got covered by his bangs, he is gritting his teeth, and clenching his hands.

"Shiinnzoooo!" he yelled. Every person in a two mile radius heard him.

Meanwhile the youngest sibling spilled her cup full of milk and started to chant.

A chant of which she said, "Shit, shit,shit, shit!"

Since that day, the oldest, Kyoya, has watched whatever his little sister, Shinzo, watched.

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