Merlin, 99 word drabbles

by Shadow-StrikeRaven

A series of 99 word Merlin drabbles, each based on a random word from the dictionary. All the popular characters, and a few who never get enough credit, in some very humorous situations. Some slight? Crack, and most are post reveal. Requests for words are welcome!

3. Tiddly

Tiddly

Arthur glared at Gwaine.
"We are in a meeting. Don't you dare say you are drunk, tipsy, off your head, out of it or anything else you have ever used."
Gwaine opened his mouth, then closed it, holding a hand up.
"Wait here."
He left the room and head to the library.

"Geoffrey, I need another word for drunk... Please."
"How drunk are you...?"
"... Ickle baby bit...?"
"Is this to annoy Arthur...?"
"... Maybe."
"Try tiddly."
"Cheers mate."

Gwaine strutted back into the room and flopped into his chair.
"I, Sire, am Tiddly."
Arthur blinked.
"Meaning?"
"Completely trashed."