Authors Note: Hey! Thanks for the reviews! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! I got another character for ya, thanks to nekoninjal23! This character was a character that nekoninjal23 said I could use in my story, and you peebles are going to like this one. Aaaaand, more chaos with Becca, and Amy and Jeremy! Muah!Hahahahahahhahahhahahhaaaaa! Enjoy!

Chaos in the Resident Evil World!

Chapter 3: This is Going to be a Bad Day!

"Uuuum. Sorry sir, but we didn't find any info on that young woman," Wesker heard the nervous techinican tell him. That was not what he wanted to hear! He bent down and got in the sitting computer geek's face, saying in a evil but calm voice,"So keep looking...Did you find where she was going?" The young man pushed his glasses up back on his nose and said while trying to hold his gaze in such close proximity.

"W-w-we l-l-lost her on the twentieth floor. Our cameras was malfunctioning on that floor, so when we got the problem cleared up, we couldn't find her," the poor man said with all out honesty. He saw his scared reflection in Wesker's black shades, causing him to feel even more afraid what the man would do to him. To his fear, he saw two red dots shine behind the shades. He knew that this meant he was in big trouble. But to his relief, Wesker just said in his usual cold voice,"If you do not find the girl, you will be food for Neptune. Is that clear?" The man whimpered and nodded his head.

Wesker got out of the man's space and left the small, security, data room. His headache was getting worse. And the cause of it? That teenager! He memorised her every feature in the short period he saw her. She looked about 5'6, brown hair that was in a ponytail, and hazel eyes. She wore a Black shirt that had "Resident Evil Code Veronica:X", written in a red writing. Veronica... Coincidence? Maybe not. But he'll think about that later. He needed a nap, working forty eight hours straight was starting to give him bags under the eyes. Even a super human can get tired.

He took out his cell as he made a special call on his way to the elevater.

"Amix, are you done with your morning ritual?" He asked as he pushed the call button for the elevater.

"Yes. Ran ten miles, went to shooting practice and just got through with the reflex test. Is something wrong?" her smooth cat like voice spoke over the phone. Wesker smiled. He was really glad that she was through. She had Add, wich got on his evil nerves at times, so he had her work out three hours a day in the mornings to get her mind a bit ready for the day. Well, the real reason was to keep her in tune with her body and senses. If anyone is wandering what ADD is, it's Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Look it up on the internet to find out more. It helped my family with my cousin.Okay, getting away from the story.

"Problem is that I had a confrontation sith my stalker phone caller. But she got away and my people can't seem to find her. I was going to get some rest, but while I do, I want you to find this girl...Confine her, but don't kill her. Drop by with my secretary and get the info waiting for you. Wake me at 4:00 this afternoon. But if you find her before that time, wake me anyways," he said with an authoritive tone. He hung up without saying goodbye. After all, she was only his bodyguard and right hand woman when he needed dirty work done.

Amix's red eyes gleamed with the thought of something to hunt. Her black cat ears with some red stripes twitched at the sound of a scientist nervously bringing her gym bag that had her clothes and aquipment ready. She gleamed at the man and jumped on him, startling him as they fell to the ground. Her tail red striped swung back and forth as the humanoid cat stared at the frightened scientist. She smiled brightly and said,"Thaaaank you Norman! Now I don't have to kill everyone in the locker room to get to my bag!...But next time, be quicker. I hate waiting."

Norman gulped and nodded his head. Amix got off him with grace like a cat and heelped the man up. He tried to smile at the mood changing woman and asked as he gave her the bag,"So. Did you take your medication?" She smiled and said,"Don't I always?" She shook her head, her white hair raining sweat drops on the floor. She called out as she walked away," I'm heading for the showers, can ya get my rifle ready? I'll be needing tranquilser darts today for the new prey."

Back to Luis, Jeremy and Amy again! Yay!

"Luis! We can't be in Raccoon City! Our-" Amy tried to explain as Luis interupted her. "That's New Raccon City. This isn't the last one. That other Raccoon City was nuked. This one was built on the other side of the Arkley mountains. But I am starting to feel that coming to this new small city was a bad idea. Weird things, Americanos. Weird things." Jeremy gave his sister a freaked out yet strangely excited look. She didn't look at all excited. Well, maybe a little. But who builds a city on the same mountain as the last and- grr! This sucks!

"So, where do you live?" Luis asked as they walked along the street. Jeremy answered while staring at a man selling hotdogs on the corner,"In another dimension." Luis gave a half smile and said,"Haha! You kids and your jokes. Really, I need to know so I can drive you home. Unless your mother is coming to get you, then we'll just wait by the hotdog stand." Amy looked at her brother uncertainly, wandering what to say to this determined man. Jeremy shrugged and said,"Mom isn't coming to get us because we don't live anywhere near here. You're stuck with us till we figure out a way out of this dimension. Until then, I'm hungry! Let's get some hotdogs! Your treat Luis!"

Luis gave him a odd look and allowed the determined, hungry Jeremy lead him to the hotdog sstand.

Leon starts to come around...

Leon opened his eyes and saw a worried Claire hovering over him. He tried to smile but a sharp burning pain in his cheeks made him stop. He slowly stood up and asked with some difficulty,"What...happened?" She gave him her guilty smile and explained rather nervously,"I startled you and you..hehe. ummm. spilled coffee on yourself and ran into the wall. So how about some breakfest!" Claire clearly did not want to go into detail which told him there was more to the story. In fact, he was starting to remember. His still ringing ear from having Claire blow a whistle in it, Claire hitting him in the back of the head causing him to jerk an spill hot coffee all over his face, and finally, running into that blasted wall.

Leon glared at the nervous auborn haired young woman as she started to mix up some eggs for to scramble them. He asked finally what was on his mind since he tried to call her,"Why did you blow that whistle in the phone when I called earlier? Why did you slap me while drinking hot coffee?! And why is the phone torn out of the wall?!!" Claire stopped and put the bowl on the counter. She whipped around and answered with a glare of her own,"First, I didn't know that was you on the phone! Some creep has been calling me non stop and breating rather freakishly on the phone...Not saying anything! Second, when I came down to the kitchen, I was trying to talk to you but you ignored me so I walked over to get your attention. I'm sorry that I startled you, I never meant for all that crazy..hehehhee...crazy...Hahahahhaha! (chuckles) Crazy string of avents to happen. Forgive me?" Her head cocked in a certain way that always melted him like butter. She looked soooooo cute that way. He just had to give in.

"Yeah, I do...So when I wsa out?" he asked while looking at the torn wire on the wall where the phone used to be. She nodded and spoke as she went back to making breakfest," Yeah. The per called just after you were knocked out. I lost it and tore the phone out of the wall." Leon nodded and sat down at the table.

After finishing with the breakfest, Claire brought two big plate filled with scrambled eggs, waffles, and bacon. She smiled at Leon and bit back a giggle. His face was red like a cherry from the coffee, his forhead was developing a goose egg of a bumb, giving him the impression of a beat up cartoon character. She walked over to the window sill and grabbed a green herb out of the pot she was growing in. She crushed it and quickly made a lotion out of it by mixing with some vasaline. She walked over and handed the globby herb medicine and said,"I would put this on your head before leaving today."

Leon nodded and began putting the concoction on his whole face. When he was done, his face looked like a green version of swamp thing. Claire began to giggle as Leon ate. He ignored her and waited for the medicine to kick in. Claire began to eat herself when the doorbell rang. She got up and whent to the next room and hollared,"Just a minute!"

Leon stopped eating as he heard a faint tune he knew he heard somewhere before. It sounded oddly familiar. It was creepy and yet catchy... He got up and quickly ran to the next room. He saw Claire about to open the door, which made him yell,"Stooooooop! That music means-" But he was to late. Claire opend the door to reveal a Reginerater. Claire made a face at the wheezing and drooling creature. Her eyes lit up with fire as she pointed at the creature, yelling,"You're the perv on the phone!"

Back to Wesker, who is now sleeping...This scene is Becca's funny idea with me having fun with the idea!!

Becca smiled as she slowly slunk in Wesker's bedroom. She was so going to torcher the blond huminoid today. Although the kink in her plans were that he was aware of her now since blowing her cover, but that fear of being torchered only made her want to torcher the guy himself! Confusing, I know! But I'm the author so there! Hahahahhahaaaaa!

She slowly took out Wesker's boxers out of the dresser drawer. Most were black and silky, but to her surprise, there was one with kisses alover it. You know, the one you see in funny movies? And another with rubber duckies on it. Wow! Who would of thunk? Hmmmm. Black mail? heheheheee! I'll just slip these in my pack, they'll come in handy later. Muah!Hshshshsss! Becca thought with glee. She then took out her superglue and set out to work in his room.

Back to Luis and the Res fans!

"Cheese! I like cheese!" Jeremy told the hotdog man impatiently. Luis sighed and began to eat his hotdog. This was going to be a long day. He was already wanted for being a theif in the store, and now he would probably be charged with kidnapping if these two didn't tell him where they lived. He looked at Amy. Maybe he could convince her? If not, he'll just drop them off by the police station for them to handle the two. They'll finid where they live.

Amy ate her hotdog slowly, thinking of what to do next...Hmmmm. She decided to torcher Luis. After all, she was getting bored with just standing around and trying to convince the man that they don't live here. She smiled and looked up at Luis.

"So Luis. How does it fill to be the character not used in the game? I mean, even Ashley gets to be used for a short period, but you...Nope. You just get killed, slaughtered,speared like a pig, skewered and-"

"Hey! I did stuff! CAPCOM just didn't show all the crap I went through trying to get that stupid sample and medication! I did pretty well for a scientist." He said definsily. "Was I really never used in the game?" Luis asked Jeremy with wide eyes. Jeremy sighed and answered,"Yep. That really sucked! You and that rednine gun was so cool back at the house where you, Leon and Ashley was surrounded at. They should have put your story in there." luis perked up at this bit of news and gave Amy a Ah!Haa!" look. She just smiled and asked more questions,"So Luis, how's it feel to be a dead man walking?"

Meanwhile, back in the mall...

After finishing his meal, the zombie walked out of the MacDonald's resturant. He decided to quit, it wouldn't look good if he was still trying to work after eating that manager or assistant manager, he wasn't sure which. As he stiffly walked, he noticed that all the costumers were changing into Resident Evil 2 zombie2! He tried to smile, but his jaw crack at the pressure, causing him to have a creep, lop sided smile that seemed to be permantly stuck now. This will make things harder to eat.

The zombie stood in front of his new friends and called out in his zombie language,"Errrrrrrrrrrrr grooooooooooaaaaaan! Haarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh ererrerere mnaaaannerm grellllllllllllgroaaaaaaaaaaaan! Mmmmmmmmmm nnnnnnooooooan oooooo eeeeeerrrrrrrrr groaaaaaaaan! Ooooooooooaaaaaarrrn nhnhnhnnnnmmmmm ooooo aaaaaaaaarg. OOoooooo groan. groam." All the new zombies groan ed out back,"Grrrrrrooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" Translated New Zombies! Lend me your ears! You are now part of the new zombie revolution. My kind was dumped away from Capcom after being replaced by newer looking and better graphic zombies! Now we shall take back Resident Evil world from the idiots who doesn't know they are in a game! Capcom will pay for our pain along with the heros and anyone else who isn't a zombie! We will have the first game where us zombies are the winners! Who's with me!" New zombies reply "Okey Dockey!"

The zombie turned and began marching with his one hundred new followers. This was going to be a good day!

Back to food wars...

"We must stooooop!" cried out a biscuit. Everyone stopped fighting. They listened to the enggaging biscuit as he spoke,"Why are we fighting! Doesn't buns house you fellow moo zombies! Fellow biscuits! Doesn't us biscuits house the egg micmuffun or egg biscuits? We need to stop fighting each other and join into one mind and one accord in our world domination! Who's with me?"

All the creepy food stared uncertanly at one another. Could they really get along? Could they share their enmies with each other?

Back in Wesker's bedroom...

Becca stood back from her work and smiled. Not bad for a seventeen year old. She will call it Boxers freedom! Hehehehheee! Now to play another prank on dear Wesker!

She slowly approached the King sized bed and brought out the shaving cream and feather. This will be the finishing touches of her plan. She put a glob of shaving cream in his opened, righ palm, and then proceeded to tickly is nose with the feather. He snorted and mumbled something about world domination. She stiffled a giggle and tickled his nose again. This time he tried to swipe away the feeling with his right palm. He left a trail of cream all over his nose. She smiled and continued her trick.

Twenty minutes later...

Wesker's face was almost entirely covered with shaving cream. Becca's face was turning red from trying to hold in all the laughter. This was definatly a fun day! She stopped and grabbed the buckedt of syrup that she took from the kitchen and got ready to hide in the closet for her biggest prank. "One..Two... Three!" she cried out as she poured the sticky substace all over his body and head. Wesker sat up with a curse and quickly regretted it. As soon as he sat up, he tripped a wire which turned on a fan right in front of him which had a open bag offeathers in on the bed.

All the feathres blew all over him, creating a hysterical, feathery Wesker who had shavingcream all over his face. Suddenly the door burst open with force. Amix jumped inside the room and pointed the rifle at Wesker. Wesker's eyes widened as Amix shot him wiht the tranquilizer dart. He mumbled out,"You id--iot. It's mrre Weslkkker." He plopped back with a snore. Amix cursed and checked her boss out.

She had tracked her prey to this apartment, but as soon as she saw what looked like a chicken with a blobby face, she got distracted and shot him out of hunger. She gets distracted very easily. Her boss was going to be soooooo mad when he woke up.

She hurried out the door and grabbed the smelly salt thingy stick that for some reason Wesker alway had around. She ran back inside the room and quickly tried to rise Wesker from the powerful tranquilizer dart. Meanwhile, Becca slipped out of the room quickly, unnoticed. She ran to the door silently and left. She had the feeling that the dart was meant for her! OH CRAP!

Back to our three friends...

"Come on Luis! Tell us how you came back to life!" Jeremy pleaded. Luis finally gave in as they all got in his car. A Hummer 2! A black Hummer 2!

"It's hard to explain. Involves alot of science talk you wouldn't understand. I don't know where to begin?"

"Was it that because you were infected by the parsite before that you came back to life? Because all the mass cell production that the parasite did it caused side affects in you before you got rid of it, that your body regenerated itself before you could go into the light?" asked Jeremy. Amy and Luis stared back at the twelve year old with puzzled looks. "What? Fan fic has alot of therories on this subject," Jeremy responded with a defensive tone. Luis turned and started the engine.

"Well?" asked Amy.

"Well what?" retorted Luis as he backed out of the parking spot.

"Is Fanfic right about your resurection?" Jeremy replied as he leaned over inbetween the two seats. Luis sighed and replied,"Yes. Take my thunder why don't you, amigo. And sit back and put on your seat belt." Jeremy smiled and said to Amy as he sat back,"You owe me ten bucks!"

"Yeah, yeah. Don't let it get to your head just because your therory was right," she said while looking out thge window as they pulled out into traffic. Luis turned on the radio and turned it to the latin music station. He sang along till the music was interupted by a special news cast by a male voice who I the author has no idea who it is.

Attention to all Raccoon citizens. A report just came in about another viral outbreak in the city. It started in the mall and has not been sucesfully detained. Zombies, cheeseburgers and buiscits are attacking the citizens as we know it. The biscuits and the cheeseburgers are demanding equel rights for them as they take over the city. The mayor replied to there demands with this,"No way Hozae!" Police officials are advizing every citizen to remain calm...I say please run around aimlessly and scream!!!

A female voice was heard next with a sugary sweet voice.

Thanks for listenin to RC radio. Sponcered by "Stupid Idiots" company.

Amy and Luis looked at each other with disbelief looks on their faces. "Okay. We are in a town filled with freaks." Amy remarked. Luis responded,"Tell me about it. And I thought that small village in Spain was bad."

Luis suddenly slammed on the brakes, making Jeremy glad he listened and put on the seat belt. In front of the car was a heard Zombies. The remake version zombies of Resident Evil 1. They were trying to catch a small terrior mutt to eat the little guy. Amy's eyes widened as she cried out,"That's Marco! What's he doing here!"

Jeremy unbuckled his seat belt and opened the door against Luis's wishes. "Marco! (whistleing) Come on boy!" The dog's ears perked up as he ranaround in circles. He stopped and ran straight for the Hummer. HE jumped in the car quickly, barking as if he was telling his tale to his pack. Luis exclaimed,"Aye! Aye! Yie! Now a dog that you obvously know! What's next in this weird place!"

The zombies were looking rather annoyed that their prey was rescued. One pointed at them and said,"Groooooaaaaaaaaaan errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm!" Translation "Geeeeeet theeeeeeem!"

Amy looked at the shocked Luis and said,"Run ovwer them!" He looked at her and pressed the pedal as hard as he could. Tires screechted as the wheels spun in place for a bit. Then the Hummer lurched forward and ran over the stupid zombies. Not even a dint appeared on the Hummer as they raced down the street.Blood, brain matter, and what looked like a finger was what was left on the front of the hummer.

"Alright Luis! That was awesome!" Jeremy exclaimed as Marco barked in agreement.

Back to Becca, who is now hiding in another computer room. She watched the screen in delight at Amix and Wesker..

"Aaaamiiiixxzzz! Wheeeert yooooou werrrrrrre thunking?!" asked the drowsy Wesker as he stumbled out of his room. Amix had whipped of the shaving cream and tried to explain as he hurried toward the apartment door.

"I tracked her here sir! When I opened the door, you distracted me by looking like some giant chicken which mad me think of the time I-"

"Shlllllerrrr uuuuuut!" Wesker said angrily as his tounge hung out of his mouth. That tranquilizer dart was powerful! Suddenly he stopped, which caused Amix to bump into him unexpectally. He turned and stumbled towared the bedroom again and looked at the wall. Everyone of his boxers were stuck all over the wall! He tried to pry them off, but was unsuccessful since they were superglued. He cursed, or tried to since you can barely understand him with his mout still num and all.

He looked through his drawers and cried out in agony as he realised she had his two favorite but most emabarrassing boxers!

Becca grinned at the screen and said out loud,"Heheheheeee! Oh yes, I do have your boxers Wesker! I got leverage on ou now! Muah!Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahaaaaaaa!"

Wesker stumbled out of his room to see that his body guard was chasing her tail. He slapped a numb hand over his face and mumbled,"Urm suroernded by morrrriiiooooons!"

"AMIX!" Wesker hollared out clearly. Amix stopped chasing her tail and straighened up immediatly. He walked up to her like a zombie, covered in chicken feathers. He demanded in his slurred voice,"Yeeer willl stiiick by mrree fer nnar on. We will frren thret girl irf it is thrat last thring I dooo!" Amix followed her boss out of the apartment. She new everyone was going to laugh at her boss, but of course he won't listen to reason and get cleaned up. He's to much bent on revenge.

Wesker put on his shades and pushed the call button for the elevater. Tome to pay Norman a visit.

Back to where we left Claire and Leon and the Regenerater!

The Regenerater drooled as he stuck out his large hand, clutching a bouque of flowers. Red roses to be prosise. He wheezed and had a shiney look in his black and red eyes. Claire slowly took the bouque and looked at the drooling, verylarge mouth, razor sharp long teeth, no lip, no hairm greyish monster.

Leon raised his hand and hollered,"Claire! Get away from him! It's a Regenerater! Get me a sniper rifle with heat vision!"

The regenerater hissed and looked at Leon. (They're tall creatures. Remember?) It's eyes shone with anger as it raised a long hand and said,"Raaaaaaaaaaaar! Hisssssssss." Translation Yoooooooooou! Hssssssss. Leon's eyes got huge as the Regenerater music started up again as it took a veeeeeeery slow step forward at Leon. It's body waving back and forth to the beat. Claire ran over to Leon and said angrily as she clutched the bouque,"You know each other?!"

Authors Note: Well, I hoped that was good enough for you guys! Review and stuff! Oh! And if you want to be in the story, remember, send in our info and the name of the characters you want to pester! More characters from the game is going to be added soon so be ready for more chaos!