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Recap just because it was probably confusing; Naruto faints on top of who other people would see as Neji, and Iruka-sensei is rushes to Naruto and fails in trying to tell him something. Meanwhile, Hinata finds the joys of squeaky beds. Gai-sensei rushes in and sees Neji giggling and bouncing on said bed, and he is very proud and tells him about youthfulness. Hinata is nearly deaf and blind, and it's only worse when she needs to 'purge withheld liquid'.

…I'll never do recaps again.

And. I have no excuses to this lateness. Yerh. Uh, I don't want to die yet.

Hinata nervously trailed after Gai-sensei to the bathroom.

There it was; she suddenly felt smaller than she usually felt, and the door of the boys' washroom (which was completely equal to the girls' one in size) looked like a huge heavy gate, waiting for someone to push it and fall to their doom.

Gai-sensei, however, was unable to notice Hinata's obviously shaking form, as he merely grinned again and stepped aside. "GO ON, MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT! THOUGH YOU DO LOOK SLIGHTLY FEMMININE, THIS IS INDEED THE RIGHT DOOR TO PASS THROUGH!"

Hinata turned blue.

Gai-sensei shined and sparkled in his youthful glory.

Heads turned around curiously to stare and laugh.

Hinata gulped and walked forward…

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The window was open and tempting.

Neji looked at Hinata's room one last time, and decided that he didn't really need the money that he stole. Shrugging, he left the coins in his pocket anyways, and jumped.

And this is the time that readers realize he was a ninja and ninjas do suicide jumps all the time.

And so, Neji landed safely on the ground and felt triumphant. He walked down and streets with his posture completely perfect, eyes narrowed, frown firmly in place and an air of arrogance around him.

A tingling sensation cramped at his…her lower regions…

…Well.

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Naruto waited for Iruka-sensei's answer.

"Senseiiiii," He whined, "don't you want to eat ramen with me (and pay)?"

Iruka looked up warily. "How did you speak in brackets…? Ugh, nevermind." His face met the ground again, neck too tired to hold it up. "I have to tell you something first, though…"

Naruto was already halfway to eating his heavenly ramen, but he somehow heard what Iruka-sensei said anyways. "What?" He demanded, annoyed, toes itching to walk and eyes shifting away.

"I wanted to congratulate you…because…you…ugh…just, well, congratulations…"

"Okay." Naruto dismissed, now three quarters to the ramen store.

Iruka-sensei fell asleep while Naruto suddenly remembered that he was supposed to pay. Sorry. This whole part was a space filler. It wasn't even funny. Yeah.

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"OH, NEJI!" Gai-sensei sparkled, "IT SEEMS YOU ARE UNABLE TO PUSH THIS DOOR!" His teeth shined and his eyes twinkled blindingly. "IT IS ALRIGHT! IN MY TIME OF YOUTH, I HAD ONCE BEEN THROUGH THE SAME PROBLEM ALSO! THESE DOORS DO LOOK QUITE MENACING, OH I WAS SO LITTLE BACK THAN!" Tears streamed down the side of his face.

"BUT ALL WILL BE FINE," Gai-sensei added, "AS I WILL HELP YOU PUSH OPEN THIS DOOR OF TRUTH!"

Hinata stared in frozen horror as Gai-sensei stepped closer to the door.

His hands were raised.

The palm drew closer, and closer, and…

"!EXCLAIMATIONMARKEXCLAIMATIONMARKEXCLAIMATIONMARKEXCLAIMATIONMARK!"

I know. Hinata took a whole entire chapter to go inside the washroom, and she didn't even touch it yet. I bet you're all disappointed. You don't even get to read about Neji going to the washroom. Oh nues. You must all hate me for the pure waste of time this chapter is. Hell, I wasted my own time by typing it.

Review like zomg. And can someone tell me what the name of the ramen store is? I keep forgetting. Thanks.