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HEEERESJOHNNY has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Hello, Mr. Hindle. Or, as they called you around the hospital: Zep. I want you to make a choice...
ThemaninyourROOM: ?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Do I look better wearing a pink or a purple tutu?
ThemaninyourROOM: Uhh...
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed on.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: PINK ALL THE WAY, JOHNSTER!
Aggro_cop13 has signed on.
Aggro_cop13: You're not Jigsaw, bitch!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Hello, I KNOOOOOW that! (Idiot) And besides, I look better in a red tutu. I dyed it myself :-)
Undercover_Badass101 has signed on.
Undercover_Badass101: You mean the same way you 'dyed' my quilt?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Shut up... :'(
Aggro_cop13: Ew...
Aggro_cop13 has signed off.
Undercover_Badass101: Thanks to you, I STILL can't get the blood out of my quilt...and it's my favourite one too... :'(
HEEERESJOHNNY: The one with the attractive blonde woman with big blue eyes that reminds me of Jill?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: You mean Barbie? XD
Undercover_Badass101: I've been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning. So unless you have something else to say...back the FUCK off.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed off.
Undercover_Badass101: HAHAHA TAKE THAT BITCH! :D
HEEERESJOHNNY: Mark, Zep, which colour to you prefer on me? Pink or purple?
ThemaninyourROOM: Pink brings out the colour in your cheeks, John. It looks...BEAUTIFUL.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Thank you, Zep. Your opinion is greatly appreciated.
ThemaninyourROOM: No problem.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
Undercover_Badass101: Alright, John. How wasted were you when you made up this game for Zep?
HEEERESJOHNNY: ...Let's just say I took a leaf out of Strahm's book.
Undercover_Badass101: Ah, that explains why he tried to kiss me in the corridor last night...
HEEERESJOHNNY: What did you do?
Undercover_Badass101: What do you THINK I did? I socked him one.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Really? I would have thought you would have replied in kind...
Utterly_Relaxed has signed on.
Utterly_Relaxed: You're starting to freak me out, dude...
Undercover_Badass101: John: NO. Just NO. And Mallick: Shut the hell up.
Utterly_Relaxed: Hey, hey, I heard you have a Barbie quilt...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed on.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: The one he stole from ME!
Undercover_Badass101: 'Get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest.'
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Bite your fucking tongue.
Undercover_Badass101: 'Bite your fucking tongue.'
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Unless you WANT your head to pop off like a dandelion.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Hello? Mark, you still haven't given me an answer yet...
Undercover_Badass101: 'I wouldn't do that if I were you. Unless you WANT your head to pop off like a dandelion.' ...Hang on, what was the question again, John?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Forget it :'(
Utterly_Relaxed: Haha, Mark Hoffman has a Barbie quilt! XD
Undercover_Badass101: At least mine isn't DORA THE EXPLORER XD
Utterly_Relaxed: Fuck you, fuck you :-(
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Shit, Mallick, I didn't know you were gay!
Utterly_Relaxed: I'M NOT GAY!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Relax.
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
Undercover_Badass101: This guy is too highly strung, eh John?
HEEERESJOHNNY: Only a little.
SnapshotMan has signed on.
SnapshotMan: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT?
HEEERESJOHNNY: I haven't the faintest idea, but enlighten me, Adam. It must be more interesting than this current conversation we're having about who's gay or not.
SnapshotMan: LAWRENCE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A CARROT!
Dr. Peg-leg has signed on.
Dr. Peg-leg: I DID NOT CHEAT ON HER!
SnapshotMan: Uh-huh, sure. Whatever you say, LARRY. I have photographic evidence.
Dr. Peg-leg: ...
Utterly_Relaxed: You're starting to freak me out, dude...
Undercover_Badass101: DUDE! Weren't you freaked out before?
Utterly_Relaxed: Yeah, but only a little. Now I'm REALLY freaked out!
HEEERESJOHNNY: May I see the photographs, Adam?
SnapshotMan: Sure. I'll wrap them in garbage bags and chuck in a couple of hacksaws, for your viewing pleasure.
Dr. Peg-leg: ...Not cool, man... :'(
HEEERESJOHNNY: Send them via hotmail, I know how to use that now.
Utterly_Relaxed: You know how to make all these death machines but you don't know how to use hotmail?
HEEERESJOHNNY: I do NOW.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest.
SnapshotMan: Sent, Jiggsaw!
HEEERESJOHNNY: ...Where did you hear that?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed on.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Me, myself and I.
HEEERESJOHNNY: ...Don't call me that, either of you. It's distasteful. Like Vegemite.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Okey-dokey, Johnster!
HEEERESJOHNNY: ...That is distasteful as well. Like dog shit. Don't call me that.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: But...but...
HEEERESJOHNNY: KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL LIKE VEGEMITE! ...To me...
HEEERESJOHNNY has set his status to away.
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Okay, okay... guess I'll go try on my new tutu...
Utterly_Relaxed: What colour is it?
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Black :D
Utterly_Relaxed: Nice... :-) ...Does it have lace?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: You know, for someone who ISN'T gay, you sure sound like it...
SnapshotMan: Sorry Mallick, but I've got to agree there...
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM NOT GAY!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Relax!
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!
NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed off.
Dr. Peg-leg: This fuckin' sucks...
HEEERESJOHNNY has returned from away.
HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh. Oh dear, Dr. Gordon...did you get high on peanut butter, like Strahm?
Dr. Peg-leg: No...
Undercover_Badass101: That's not very convincing.
Dr. Peg-leg: Oh, thank you. I do my best.
Undercover_Badass101: It's a good thing you're a doctor and not a professional liar, because you'd be shit at it.
Dr. Peg-leg: Oh, thank you. I do my best.
Undercover_Badass101: ...You're being sarcastic, aren't you? Be right back peeps, checking out photos with John.
Undercover_Badass101 has set his status as away.
HEEERESJOHNNY has set his status as away.
SnapshotMan: ...I know what LARRY'S carrots' name is!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: What is it? TELL ME!
Dr. Peg-leg: Don't you DARE say, Adam...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: TELL ME ALREADY!
Utterly_Relaxed: TELL! TELL! TELL!
Dr. Peg-leg: ADAM...
SnapshotMan: PIKACHU!
Utterly_Relaxed: ...What?
SnapshotMan: That's the carrots' name. DUH.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Yeah, get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest.
Utterly_Relaxed: Lawrence Gordon cheated on his wife with a carrot called Pikachu?
Dr. Peg-leg: I DID NOT CHEAT ON HER!
Undercover_Badass101 has returned from away.
Undercover_Badass101: Uh, yeah. You did. Those photos prove it...Ugh...I think I'm scarred for life now...Adam, you're nearly as bad as Zep with the watching-people-thing!
SnapshotMan: I DON'T watch people!
Undercover_Badass101: No, you just take photos of them...doing...um, things...
SnapshotMan: So WHAT? I was paid to take those!
Dr. Peg-leg: I AM thinking about that!
Undercover_Badass101: What?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: It's a GAME, tweaker! The less you know about me, the better.
Undercover_Badass101: You sure do like to repeat yourself, don't you?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Bite your fucking tongue.
Undercover_Badass101: Bite your own fucking tongue. Read the papers. I saved that little girl.
Utterly_Relaxed: Who, Pikachu?
Undercover_Badass101: No, Jigsaw.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
Undercover_Badass101: Okay, sorry. I got it.
ThemaninyourROOM: It's the rules...
SnapshotMan: I don't understand.
Utterly_Relaxed: Neither do I.
ThemaninyourROOM: Don't look at me. I can't help you.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.
Utterly_Relaxed: Poor bastard sounds doped.
SnapshotMan: Probably just needs a hug. Or a carrot. :P
Dr. Peg-leg: You have to die...
SnapshotMan: What?
Dr. Peg-leg: I'm sorry...My family...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: The man is cuckoo XD
Undercover_Badass101: Haha yeah Charles XD
Dr. Peg-leg: My family needs me!
SnapshotMan: Your CARROT family, that is.
Dr. Peg-leg: FUCK THIS SHIT!
SnapshotMan: This is the most fun I've had without lubricant :D
Undercover_Badass101: Yah, same here bro-bro XD
Dr. Peg-leg: Hang on, I think I can reach that door...
Dr. Peg-leg has signed out.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed in.
ThemaninyourROOM: Dr. Gordon's time is up...
ThemaninyourROOM has signed out.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Hoffman, are you a virgin?
Undercover_Badass101: Why, are you bored with Mallick?
Utterly_Relaxed: I'M NOT GAY!
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Oh, for heaven's sake! RELAX! I'm asking Hoffman a personal question! Who said it was about you?
Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED! And Hoffman MADE it about me when he said you and I were gay together...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Trust me, I wouldn't go near you even if high on peanut butter, like that FBI guy was.
SnapshotMan: Aw, that wasn't very nice, Charles. Are you saying you'd rather make out with Amanda or Jigsaw then?
ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.
ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.
ThemaninyourROOM has signed out.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: John: HELL NO. Amanda: Maybe. I mean, she's pretty hot...
SnapshotMan: Gross...
Utterly_Relaxed: You're starting to freak me out, man...
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: You freak me out more, dude.
Utterly_Relaxed: Fuck you.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: I'd rather not. Anyway, Hoffman: Are you a virgin?
Undercover_Badass101: No. I lost it a billion years ago. Now back the fuck off, man. You're freaking me out.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: You're a billion years old?
Undercover_Badass101: What do you think?
SnapshotMan: What do you care what I think anyway? I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15-hooker gang bang!
Undercover_Badass101: ...I was talking to Charles, but thanks for your 2 bobs worth anyway, Adam. NOT.
SnapshotMan: ...You're making me cry :'(
Smooookin' has signed on.
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Been playing with matches again, have we?
Smooookin': ... :'(
Smooookin' has signed out.
Utterly_Relaxed: What the fuck was that for?
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: He inhaled my deodorant. Dumbass.
SnapshotMan: Your GIRL deodorant, that is. XD
ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed out.
Utterly_Relaxed: I've gotta go, peeps. I'm going to go light a fire and kill some people for some heroin.
Undercover_Badass101: 'Kay. Good luck with that, buddy!
Utterly_Relaxed: Thanks :-)
Utterly_Relaxed has signed out.
Undercover_Badass101: Hehe...I'll see you VERY soon, Mallick Scott...and you'll have to play a game... :-)
SnapshotMan: ?
Undercover_Badass101: Uh, never mind. I gotta hightail it outta here, Adam. Talk to you later?
SnapshotMan: Yeah, sure, whatever. Bye.
Undercover_Badass101: Bye, hun :P
Undercover_Badass101 has signed out.
SnapshotMan: ...Did he just call me 'hun?'
SnapshotMan has signed out.
HEEERESJOHNNY has returned from away.
HEEERESJOHNNY: I DECIDED TO WEAR THE PINK TUTU! XD Now I have to make up a dance-routine to Barbie Girl...
HEEERESJOHNNY has signed out.