Here's Combaticus everyone.
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"Last time on Total Drama Jail." The Warden began "The contestants had to construct an elaborate contraption to escape from Superjail, but I canceled the challenge to try and woo over the love of my life. Then I decided to throw the challenge anyway. While the Wolves were indulging in the bar, the Rabbits were constructing their contraption and were this close to succeeded until Jared got wasted and blow open the sea-gate releasing a horde of sea predators, with most of the inmates devoured, the teams were fighting for their very lives and in the end the Rabbits had carried the day and the lucky bastard was none other than Ezekiel. But not before the Doctor said his genetic material was useless. Now what could that mean for our contestants? What challenges lay in store for them? Which lucky contestant leaves Superjail? What will Chef, Justin and Alejandro do to protect themselves from Alice! Find out right now on TOTAL! DRAMA! JAIL!" narrated the Warden, as the camera zoomed out, giving us a clear view of his office.
In the Wolves cellblock, all the contestants were bored out of their minds and finding whatever they can do to entertain themselves. Justin was posing in front of his mirror, Lindsey was combing her hair, Tyler was playing paddle ball but every time he played, the ball always hit his face, Leshawna was playing cards with Harold and Beth, Geoff and Bridgette were making out, Chef was napping, Izzy was currently making something, Owen was eating some prison food he snuck away from the cafeteria and Alejandro was reading a book. The same thing was happening in the Rabbits cellblock; Chris was napping, Duncan was carving things on the wall, Gwen was drawing, Heather was filing her nails, Katie and Sadie were gossiping, Eva was using the bed as a weight, Cody and Noah were playing checkers, Courtney was trying to get reception for her PDA, Sierra was day dreaming about Cody and Trent was trying to make a guitar. With the Wolves, Alejandro closes the book and scowls.
"I can't take it anymore. We've been doing nothing for the past 3 days. If the Warden has challenge for us why does he make us wait?" Alejandro said in an exasperated tone.
"He's got a point. We've been sitting here and doing nothing for days. What's the Warden up to." Said Chef, getting up from his nap.
"Heck if I know, all I know is that it's going to be more life threatening then last time so nothing is going to suprise me." Said Leshawna with Harold and Beth just nodding their heads. The discussion was interrupted by the cellblock shaking and a distant rumbling.
"What's going on?" said Bridgette.
"I don't know? Maybe an earthquake?" Harold theorized. Then the rumbling started getting louder.
"Is it me, or does the rumbling sound as if it's moving." Said Justin. Then suddenly and giant mace crashes inches in front of them sending them all back against the back of their cells, shaking with fear.
"Where did that come from?" said Owen breaking the silence. Back in the Rabbit's cell, all of the contestants were too busy to notice the rumbling when suddenly their TV's turned on and then a high voltage shock came and they all turned their attentions to the TVs.
"FIGHT CITY! Laid dormant for 40,000 years…that is until this Saturday! (Jared and Warden reveal a skeletal face of a statue.) FIGHT CITY! We're letting the doors fly open and the wrath of Hell has gone in! (Jared on the shoulders of the Warden break in through the door, covered in makeup, wearing tribal garb and carrying torches) FIGHT CITY! Don't miss the Total Drama Island contestants face off against each other in another crazy challenge! FIGHT CITY! These guys have been through every layer of Hell and back, forging strong bonds of friendships and deep hated enemies! (The Wolves and Rabbits appear as if going head to head, with lighting flashing in the middle.) FIGHT CITY! Come see some of the greatest rivalries in reality TV history face off! (Leshawna face and clips from the last three seasons roll) Leshawna; the queen of sash (Lighting appears and the scene changes) VS. (Heather's face and clips from the last three seasons appear) Heather; the Mistress of Evil! Not just those two folks, but also (Duncan's face and clips from the last seasons of him roll) everyone's favorite bad boy and future Superjail inmate Duncan will get a chance to beat he's greatest rival (Harold's face appears and the clips from the last few seasons appear.) Harold; the King of the Dorks, but it doesn't end here, there's much more because saying it will drive you mad! FIGHT CITY! It's you're lucky night so come on over or don't come AT ALL! (The two men appear over a cliff with a nest of spikes at the bottom, with a single motion Warden tosses Jared into the spikes and they impale him everywhere.) FIGHT CITY!" All the contestants looked at the TV.
"Well that explains our next challenge." Said Courtney, somewhere deep inside Superjail, the Twins were making a fighter to compete in Fight City. In Fight City, spotlights were going all over the place, as two tunnels on the north and south side of the stadium opened, the lights showed on them and all the contestants stepped on to the arena. When all the contestants were on the arena, the Warden's holographic face appeared and addressed the crowd.
"Welcome to Fight City! Prepare yourselves for an all out fight to the finish! First prize to either inmate or team, wins a Warriors feast of snake hides and blood sausage! You will also receive a special day of flagellation, buggery and leech treatment at the Fight City Day Spa. And finally the winner will be given the ultimate prize; Freedom! Note to all members of Warring Wolves and Raging Rabbits there's a special rule for all of you; the winning team will not only get free stuff but the only remaining team member left standing in the arena, will have the option of a 'pardon'. That means, you can choose to go home without having to go through the parole board." Finished the Warden, the contestants brighten up a little at the chance.
"This is the chance of a lifetime. I got to be the last one standing." Said Heather to herself.
"Heather is probably thinking of getting to be the last one standing but she'll have to go through me." Said Alejandro to himself.
"Last guy in the arena. Easy." Said Duncan to himself. While all the contestants were murmuring to themselves a stage was rising up with a band and started playing.
"When you're stuck in Superjail!
Don't Fret!
Cause the best is yet to come.
Here's what you do!
You gotta fight on through the night!
And do it with all your might!
You gotta fight your way to freedom!
You know that's the only way!
Yeah!" the song finished and everyone cheered.
"I love you Fight City," the vocalist said as the stage was starting to descend, "Hey! What the fuck. Man, I still go two more verses." The stage was gone from view and the top closed. On the jumbotron, two objects collided and to make one word and a booming announcer voice.
GRUDGE MATCH!
"Today's match is…" the contestants portraits started cycling and for the rabbits it stopped on Heather and for the Wolves it stopped on the one of the people she hates the most; Leshawna.
"Heather vs. Leshawna! Those two girls finally have the chance to beat each other senselessly but only one will come on top. Who will win?" the voice boomed on jumbotron as the image exploded. With the Rabbits, Heather was horrified at the fact that she was facing Leshawna sense she was stronger than her. With the Wolves, Leshawna was relishing the challenge and was eager to fight Heather while her teammates cheered and Heather's teammates were demoralized.
"We're doomed." Deadpanned Noah.
"Nice knowing you Heather." Said Courtney with a smug look on her face while Duncan, Gwen and all the other contestants she had wronged snickered. Then the statues came to life and a spot light shined on Heather and Leshawna, the statues hands went towards them and the two girls screamed and the their teammates backed away from them. The hands grabbed them and dropped them in the arena on opposite ends. Jared, who was the referee, blew the whistle. As if on cue, a wooden baseball landing next to Leshawna and a rubber chicken landed next to Heather.
"Are you freaking kidding me?" Heather yelled at the monitor. Back with the Warring Wolves, many of them were laughing at Heather's predicament and with the Rabbits; Gwen, Duncan, Courtney, Trent, Chris, Katie, Sadie and Cody laughed.
"This is so going to be worth losing." Said Chris in between laughs. In the arena, Leshawna was grinning evilly with the baseball hat in her hands marching towards her enemy, while Heather was backing away in fear.
"You have no idea how long I've been waiting to do this?" growled Leshawna. Heather screamed, threw the chicken over her shoulders and ran with Leshawnagiving chase. The two girls ran around the arena until Leshawna accidently tripped on the rubber chicken. Heather whoever didn't realize it and keep running until a 2x4 hit her in the face, apparently the Warden sent it just for her. She looked up at the monitors and glared hard at them. Leshawna meanwhile had gotten back up and ran to beat up Heather. Heather saw Leshawnaand raised her to 2x4 and charged at her. They were yelling as they charged and swung their weapons and hit each other aroundthe same time. Both wobbled a bit and fell to the ground. "DRAW!" yelled the voice, the inmates booed and threw stuff and naturally both teams were confused and angry.
"Next match is…"the jumbotron came to life and the images of the contestants came on and stops on Duncan "Duncan!" the Wolves was still being cycled. "Vs." The cycling stopped on Harold. "Harold! The classic fight between dork and bully starts right now! Who will come out on top; Duncan the bully or Harold the dork!"
"HEY!" Harold barked, standing up and glaring at the jumbotrons. The inmates cheered loudly. Duncan stood up and the two locked on to each other. The two boy's eyes narrowed and barred their teeth.
Confessionals
ZZZHHTT
"This is my chance. Last summer, I've been taking fighting lessons at Steve's Fight Camp as to prepare for our inevitable showdown. Duncan won't stand a chance against my new mad skills." Said Harold doing a kung fu pose.
ZZZHHTT
"I have no idea what that dork said but all I know is that he doesn't stand a chance against me." Said Duncan leaning back on the seat.
End
The statues once again came to life and grab the two boys and dropped them in the arena. They both got up and glared at each other.
"Duncan, prepared to lose." Said Harold, making a kung fu pose.
"Whatever." Said Duncan, getting into a fight position.
"READY! FIGHT!" suddenly two weapons; a crowbar landed in Duncan's hands and a machete in Harold.
"Hey wait a minute, how come Harold gets to have a machete while I get this piece of iron." Complained Duncan.
"It's to give him a slightly higher chance of winning." Explained the Warden.
"I will not soil my honor into using a instrument of war. For I, have been trained to wield my fists as wea-OFFH" Duncan threw the crowbar at him before he could finish. The inmates and members of Rabbits laughed at poor Harold. He rose up and glared at Duncan.
"Then again, I will do whatever it takes to defeat Duncan." Said Harold, he picks up the machete and charges at Duncan while he just stands there impassively. Meanwhile, a chaingun popped out in front of Harold. This time, Duncan notice and looked scared. He looks up at the jumbotron.
"A machine gun! You're giving him a machinegun! He already has a machete!" Duncan complained.
"It's to shorten the match and spice things up a notch." Explained the Warden. "I think you should run." Harold strapped on the chaingun and looked at him menacingly. Duncan gulped and run from him.
"Prepare to lose!" screamed Harold, he starts firing and all the bullets zoom past Duncan while hitting and killing/injuring inmates in the stands. He runs towards his team box.
"Duncan have you lost it! Don't come near here!"Screamed Chris.
"Go towards them not us!" screamed Courtney pointing to the other team.
"Go fuck yourselves!" replied Duncan to his team. Harold kept firing and the Rabbits took cover as bullets meant for Duncan whiz past them. Meanwhile, an RPG and a pack carrying a few rockets popped out in front of Duncan and he smiled.
"Finally." He said. He ran even faster, he jumped and then somersaulted. Grabbing the RPG and extra rocket bag. He aimed towards Harold and fired a rocket at him as Harold kept firing. It screeched past him, missed and instead flew towards the stands killing a couple of inmates. He quickly reloaded and fired at him again, missed again and instead went flying towards the stands above the Wolves.
"Hey, watch were your shooting!" yelled Leshawna.
"Sorry." Said Duncan. Harold was stilling firing until a click sound was heard. Harold stopped and realized that he ran out of ammo. Harold looked at Duncan, he smiled sheeplessly and chuckled nervously. It was now Duncan's turn to smile evilly. He aims another rocket at him and fires.
"Say you're prayers dorkwad." Harold screamed and dove away from the rocket. Suddenly, a huge alarm rang and hands grabbed the weapons.
"Hey what gives." Said Duncan looking up at the jumbotran. Then on the monitor, an explosion and the words 'team deathmatch' appeared.
"TEAM DEATH MATCH!" the statues came to life and grabbed the team members one by one and later inmates, then the hologram of the Warden's head materialized.
"Sense the match was taking too long for my liking and that the show is a total of sixty minutes. I decided to turn into a death match. Each team must knock as many inmates as you can to rack up points. Whichever team has the most point's wins! Good look everyone!" the Warden said.
ZZZHHTT
"He wants us to rack up points by hurting the other inmates. That ain't right." Said Leshawna.
ZZZHHTT
"I maybe a criminal, but I am no felon." Duncan said pointing to the camera.
ZZZHHTT
"There has got to be some loophole for this. None of this is legal. DAMMIT! Their isn't!" yelled Courtney, while looking through a ten paged contract.
ZZZHHTT
"Well it was nice knowing everyone." Said Noah casually."
ZZZHHTT
The inmates grabbed weapons that popped out and started killing each other and the two teams did the same and started attack or hiding from the inmates. For 10 whole minutes the carnage went on until the suddenly the lights went out.
"What just happened?" Cody asked with katana in his hands.
"I don't know." Replied Beth, carrying a tomahawk.
"I have a really bad feeling about this." Said Trent, he was carrying a assault rifle, he was next to Geoff, who had a long sword in his hands, just nodded his head. The jumbotron came to life and instead of the booming male voice it was a smooth feminine one.
"Perfection." On the screen was a image of one of the Twins but was color silver.
"Dominance." The silver Twin was showing off its strength.
"The ultimate in biotechnology. Combaticus!" The contestants and inmates saw the Twins entering the arena with the Combaticus, the silver twin.
"Yes little one, it's you." Said the first twin.
"Humiliate them." Said the second.
"Don't forget, do not kill the contestants." Said the first twin.
"But you can hurt or maim them if you want." Said the second twin. They vanished and reappeared in the stands with snacks in their hands. In the arena, Combaticus appeared in front of the inmates and contestants. The contestants didn't know what to do or expect and just stood there watching him. The inmates on the other hand were preparing to fight him.
"Hahaha. He's just a little pipsqueak." Said a bald inmate with a beard, he raised his fist and charged at him and punched him. The contestants and inmates cringed at the sight. For what the bald guy didn't know was that Combaticus punched right through him, grabbed his spine and his fist. He was pulling that it made him look like an archer preparing to fire his bow. He released the inmates hand and his skin went flying leaving his bones. All the inmates in the stands roared in approval while the contestants stood there frozen with terror and shock.
"Did not see that coming." Said Noah. None of the contestants responded. Back in the stands, the twins were describing Combaticus.
"Four hearts allow him unparallel speed and metabolism." The first said.
"Fourteen fingers allow for a vice grip of 6,500 Newton's per square meter." Said the second. In the arena, the inmates came at Combaticus but he just tore them to shreds; the second inmate to reach him had his arms torn off and then was torn in half. The third inmate had his head punched off then Combaticus placed his legs through his torso and rips the corpse in half. The last inmate dropped a boulder on him but he vanishes from sight.
"He is an individual cool cat." Said the first.
"A cat who has taken more than nine lives." Said the second. Everyone looks around to where he went and then the inmate looks up and sees Combaticus diving down towards him. He goes through his mouth and then the inmate violently explodes, Combaticus stood in the center of it. He turns his gaze towards the contestants all of the gulp and shake in fear.
"Um hi." Said Chris, Combaticus flew towards him, pins him against the wall and punches him twenty five times in three milliseconds and later tosses him at 60 mph towards the Rabbits dugout.
"I have an idea. RUN!" screamed Chef as he broke off from the group and ran. The contestants did the same thing and ran off in different directions but it ultimately proved fatal. Combaticus hunted them down one by one. He broke their bones, blackened their eyes, busted their lips, tossed them at super high speed, body slammed them and a lot more to the poor contestants. With the Warden, he was furious that Combaticus had interfered.
"That thing is ruining Fight City!" He gets on the phone.
"Doctor! I need you to release our secret experiments." He demanded.
"But…but they're not ready yet." Said the Doctor.
"It's ready when I say it is! Now you do it!" said the Warden, breaking the fourth wall by pointing at the Doctor on the other end. With him in his secret laboratory and surrounded by heavily mutated inmates he points to three doors.
"Release Specimens 7, 8 und 9!" he ordered. After beating the contestants to bloody pulps, Combaticus turns his attention back to the few surviving inmates. One charged at him and Combaticus smashed his face and tossed him and another charged him and Combaticus got into a hand stand and stuck his feet down the inmates' throat and after a few minutes yanks out his skeleton. Then music resembling the main theme from the Exorcist was being played on the jumbotron. The contestants, after being beating and later sent flying back towards their side of the arena and lucky enough to stay conscious, also paid attention to the screens.
"Forged from DNA of the Superjail staff and the Total Drama contestants." The announcer said in a eerie like voice while images of the staff and contestants flashed and then the words 'Specimen 7,8 and 9'
"Comes creatures, which their only purpose is to destroy. Their only recognizable emotion is…domination. Images of the creatures flash on the screen, while Combaticus just looked at the screen impassively. "They are Specimens 7, 8 and 9." the voiced finished. Three creatures suddenly flew out from the ground. The first had cross of Jared and Alice's body structure, the Warden's hat, jacket, left eye and left arm, Alice's two right arm, lower lip, right eye and bust, it also had Jared's head, hair and mustache. Finally it had Jailbot's claws and face at the top right of the head, it also had one left wing. The second was a cross of the Raging Rabbits; it had Ezekiel's beanie hat, Duncan's piercings and chin, Trent's right arm and forehead, Sadie's body structure, Noah's left eye, Cody's right leg, Gwen's lips and teal hair highlight, Courtney's left arm and right leg, Heather's left cheek bone and right arm, Chris's right cheekbone and left leg, Katie's right eyes, Eva's right and left arms and finally Sierra's left leg. The last monster was a cross of the Warring Wolves; it had Owens massive body, DJ's right arm, Geoff's forehead, Beth's glasses, Alejandro cheeks, Justin's eyes and nose, Chef's chin and mustache, Lindsey's long blonde hair, Tyler's right leg and headband, Bridgette's left leg, Izzy's left arm, Leshawna's right arm and finally Harold's mouth and peach fuzz. The contestants who were still conscious watched in with their mouths agape.
ZZHHTT
"So that's what the Doctor meant by he couldn't use Ezekiel's genetic makeup." Said Cody, he was wearing a neckbrace, an icepack around his swollen right eye, a bandage around his jaw to hold in place, a split to straighten out his arm and was missing a couple of teeth.
ZZHHTT
The three monsters roared and charged at Combaticus but he just speed away. The monsters turned to face him and attacked again. Combaticus dodged every move and got into hand to hand combat. He countered and countered attack everyone punch and kick, but he managed to sever the arms of the three monsters but they grew back. The monsters went on the offensive again and launched an flurry of attacks which missed Combaticus but instead killed some of the inmates. With the contestants, life size holograms of the Warden appeared.
"One final change; the monster like version of you that is instrumental in defeating that thing will win automatically. Understand." Said the Warden, the contestants moaned, groaned and yelped in response.
"Good. Now hang tight." The holograms disappear. Unbeknownst to anyone, Jailbot had been chasing a strange scorpion and managed to corner it until a drop of blood turned him human. As the human, the War god Gore, thanked and appreciated him, Jailbot shot him and left him for dead. When he died, his body turned to smoke and then the whole arena began to collapse. Inside, the inmates and contestants started panicking while the Twins just sat there watching.
"Looks like the Warden's arena is crumbling like a cookie." Said the first Twin.
"Speciemans 7,8 and 9 were pa-." a big piece of debris fell on them before the second Twin could finish.
"Can't teleport." Said the First.
"Systems failure." Said the Second. The contestants meanwhile limped, crawled or wobbled to the only open exit since all others were blocked by debris.
"I can go on anymore." Said Harold, he collapse on the ground.
"Too much pain to move, too excruciating to talk." Said Alejandro.
"This the end for us." Said Geoff.
"Be buried under a decade's worth of stone. Not how I imagined to die." Said Gwen. As most of the contestants resigned to their fate. Cody summoned the last ounce of strength and called out.
"HELP!" after that Cody passes out. Specimens 8 and 9 heard it and looked at the contestants. They break off their fight with Combaticus and ran to rescue the contestants. They grab the contestants and run quickly towards the exit minutes before it was blocked by debris.
"Help." Said the first.
"Help." Said the second.
"Help."
"Help please. Help me. A little help here."
"Help us."
"Could you…ah, I'm looking for help." Said the second twin, but their pleas fell on deaf ears as the inmates keep running away. Until Combaticus saw them and picked up the rubble on top of them until there was enough room for the Twins to teleport away which they did. Combaticus stay behind and held up the rubble until one of the arms of the statue crashed on top of him. He wasn't fast enough to avoid it. Few days later, the contestants were in the Superjail hospital. All were covered with bandages, casts, hooked to breathing apparatuses, blood packs, heart monitors and IV fluid.
"I can't believe were still alive after all that." Said Heather, she had bandages on her nose, cheek, left eye and had her left arm and right leg in a cast.
"MMPPHHMPHH." Said Noah, his mouth and jaw were bandaged up and he had a cast around his chest and hips.
"I can't understand…oh forget it." Said Duncan, he right arm was in cast and splint, his right eye was covered in ice, a neckbrace, four of his teeth were knocked out and his groin was covered in thick cast because Combaticus punched him hard there…really hard.
"Let's just hope he doesn't have a crazy challenge for us while we're in here." Said Gwen, her lip was stitched up, both her left arm and right leg were in splint, her chest was covered in a thick cast and rod was attached to her hip to strengthen out her bruised back.
"Don't jinx it." Said Justin, his entire upper body was in a cast, his broken neck was in a cast, his right eye was covered with ice, his nose was being straighten with a split and some of his teeth were also knocked out.
"That was insane. How could he force a couple of teenagers to fight in arena?" asked Leshawna, she had both her arms broken, three stitches on her face, one her upper left eye, on her top lip and on her forehead and she also had a dislocated right leg.
"Maybe the Warden is evil version Chris." Moaned Harold, the top of his head was bandaged, he has cuts around his eyes, his left eye was in ice and had cast on his chest.
"I resent…that… statement." Said Chris, he had an oxygen mask on, both his arms and legs were broken along with most of his upper and lower body. Speaking of Warden, he waltz right on the contestants.
"Good you're all awake. Good news and Bad news; good news is all of you are going to make a full recovery and no one could sue us. Bad news since no team won the challenge; there will be no parole board." All the contestants groan in pain and in disappointment.
"Rest now everyone, once you're all better the show will resume. I also have more good news, our resident doctor has come up with some experimental methods to heal you all quickly. Ta-ta everyone." The Warden left the office, and the Doctor stepped in with two of his crazy experiments and with a set of grotesque looking tools.
"This looks really bad." Said Chef, he has half his face bandaged up, his left arm and two legs were in casts and his spine was being straightened.
"This will make you all better but you will suffer ze most intense pain you have ever felt in your lives." Said the Doctor as he approached the contestants with his tools. Everyone of the contestants shook in fear. Outside the Warden was watching the door to the hospital and screams of pain and sounds of power tools was heard from the contestants.
"Our contestants will make a full recovery very soon. It was very long and painful day for them but all I know is that it will be sometime before the show resumes. So hang tight. What will happen next? Will our contestants suffer another massacre at the hands of that thing? Will I put them in more life threatening situation? Yes I will. All this and more next time on Total…Drama…JAIL!" finished the Warden. The screen turns black.
My sincerest apologies for the lack of updates. But I will resume shortly. So please be patient.