Hey, it's time for another Author's note! Yay! streamers go off in the background. Anyway, this is one just to tell you that chapters will not be put up everyday like they are now but most likely at least one every week. Right now I'm just trying to get the hosts into the school. This chapter has to do with the Hogwarts Express and sorting into houses.

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The rest of the hosts had gone back to Phillip and waited for about two hours before the twins had finally returned. Their arms were full of products from the shop. Phillip packed it all in their suitcases for them.

Two days after exploring London for a bit, seeing the queen's palace and the changing of the guards, of course Tamaki had gone nuts over it, bowing in front of everyone earning a few stares. Haruhi slapped a hand to her face. The twins and Kyouya acted like they did not know their 'King'. Tamaki later explained that he was bowing in respect to the queen, but then moped in his corner of woe at the hotel after Honey had pointed out that the queen wasn't even outside.

Currently, they were just entering King's Cross Station. They had actually managed to fit all of their luggage and themselves into one lime.

"Don't worry, we're almost there." Phillip said as the walked through the doors. After a few minutes of wading through the endless number of commuters, they had finally reached the point between platforms 9 and 10.

"Now, it's just right through here." Phillip said, pointing to the column that was right in front of them. The hosts looked unconvinced that anything was there. Phillip sighed and stuck his hand through the bricks that formed the illusion that separated platform 9 ¾ from muggle eyes. "You will be on platform 9 ¾. That's where you will board the train to Hogwarts." Tamaki clapped his hands together.

"Right then! Let's go!" He pointed to the column. His servant, pushing the cart holding his things that Tamaki was bringing, saluted him, and then walked into the column. The other hosts' servants, Haruhi was 'borrowing' one from Tamaki because he complained about his daughter having to hurt herself, followed Tamaki's onto the platform. Soon the hosts had boarded the train, their luggage stowed safely inside. As they were looking for an empty compartment, Haruhi overhead two students talking.

"Did you hear about the evil wizard Ozymandias?" One of them asked.

"I heard he's able to charm brooms to throw off their riders!" Another said excitedly. Haruhi barely heard the conversation as she was pushed by the hosts into an empty compartment.

A little while later after everyone had settled down, well, Tamaki was jabbering about magical commoners, someone's stomach growled.

"Ne, Takashie! I'm getting hungry! Too bad we couldn't bring any cake… Usa-chan is hungry too!" Honey said, tears forming in his eyes while his stuffed bunny had a sad face. Luckily for Honey and Usa-chan, the cart carrying the sweets came by.

"Anyone want some candy?" The lady asked sweetly. Honey nodded his head vigorously and raised his hand.

Unfortunatly, Honey had decided to buy everything on the cart, which meant there were no more for the other students. They were also the firs compartment that the lady had visited, meaning that there were some very po'd students on the rest of the train.

As the hosts sat in the compartment, Honey scarfing down all the sweets he could, Haruhi suddenly realized something.

"Ano… how did the seven of us fit into one compartment made for four?" She questioned out loud. Kyouya's glasses flashed. The twins looked at each other. Honey stopped eating. Mori grunted and Tamaki… well he just sort of had on the face of someone who had just witnessed the end of the world.

They had finally reached Hogwarts. The hosts managed to get all of their things without 'straining themselves too hard', and had been driven by the invisible-to-them thestrals. They settled down in the Great Hall at one table, Tamaki complaining that the twins here sexually harassing Haruhi, Haruhi being hugged on both sides by the twins, Kyouya taking notes, Honey bouncing up and down, while Mori watched him. A few of the students were watching them in fascination. At that moment, the Headmaster, Kalken Grimm, stood up and cleared his throat. The hall instantly became quiet.

"As most of you may know…" He began. "I am Kalken Grimm, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I would first like to introduce our new Herbology teacher, Mr. Neville Longbottom who is replacing Proffessor Sprout's short-lived replacement after she retired, Blindy O'Sightless." He said, putting his arm out to Neville. Neville stood up, blushing, while most of the students clapped their hands and a few of them giggled. He then sat down and Grimm continued. "I would also like to introduce the new transfer students from Japan. They go to Ouran, and have come a very long way to be here with us. Let me introduce Mitsukuini Haninozuka, and Takashi Morinozuka." Honey and Mori stood up, Honey waving while still holding Usa-chan. Some of the girls went "aaawww" while others said "he's so cute!" and "wow!"

"I also like to be known as Honey and this is Mori!" Honey said, pointing to himself and then to his usually stoic cousin. Girls screamed a bit, instantly becoming fangirls. Some of the boys groaned. Grimm waved for the Hall to be silent.

"They are going to be seventh years." He said calmly and many of the students yelled 'whaaat?!" and "that guy doesn't even look like he's a teenager!" Grimm waved them silent again. "I assure you that both are of the correct age. Now, let me introduce two sixth years, Tamaki Suoh and Kyouya Ootori." Tamaki stood up putting his princely mode on and handing a rose to a nearby girl who then proceeded to faint. Kyouya just smiled and bowed. More fangirls had been created and some of the boys started to mutter how they probably would never get any girlfriends now.

The Hall became silent once more. "And last but certainly not least, the three fifth years, Haruhi Fujioka, and Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin." Grimm said. Haruhi stood up, waving nervously at the crowd. Hikaru and Kaoru on the other hand, decided to practice their 'brotherly love' act right then. Hikaru cupped Kaoru's cheek and looked straight into his eyes.

"Kaoru, how can we stay together while all these people are around?" Hikaru said softly to his twin. Kaoru blushed.

"I know will find a way Hikaru. We always do…" Kaoru said, trailing off a bit. This is when most of the girls screamed in excitement and pleasure while most of the boys looked like they were about to be sick. Some even complained that they would rather have the Weasley twins back. The two Hitachiin twins did a bow and then sat back down.

"And now that the introductions are over with, I would like to start the sorting by having our transfers go first. Delila, would you like to announce the names?" He asked a witch sitting almost directly behind him. She nodded her head and went to the stool with the sorting hat on it, Grimm taking his seat.

"A-hem. First up is Haruhi Fujioka!" She almost yelled. Haruhi stood up, hearing words of encouragement from other students she walked up to the stool and Delila motioned for her to sit down. Haruhi did and the hat was placed atop her head.

"Hmm…" It muttered aloud. Haruhi jumped a little bit, not expecting for an inanimate object to talk. It chuckled. "New to magic are we? Ah, but I see that you are a quick learner. Very well then. You will be placed in… Ravenclaw!" Haruhi almost covered her ears when he yelled the house. She could hear whooping from the Ravenclaws and sat down in a spot that had been made for her.

After the noise had died down, Delila spoke again. "Next… Mitsukuni 'Honey' Haninozuka!" The girls cheered and Honey skipped to the stool and sat down. Once the hat had been placed on Honey's head it looked like it was about to barf.

"I erm… see that you like stuffed animals and sweets. A lot." It said. Honey smiled happily, nodding his head, almost knocking the hat off. "Hmmm… what's this? Ah… I see that you are good at karate and you care for your friends! You will be placed in… Hufflepuff!" The Hufflepuff Girls screamed and Honey bounced happily over to them and was smothered with hugs. Mori was watching the whole time.

"Hikaru Hitachiin!" Delila said. Hikaru got up and calmly walked over to the stool.

"Hmm… brave, though a little cocky sometimes…" The hat started to say. Hikaru blushed and turned his head hoping that Haruhi wouldn't see it. "You care very much for your brother and you are loyal to your friends. It's decided then. Gryffindor!" The hat yelled and all of the girls went crazy while some of the boys groaned.

"Kaoru Hitachiin!" Delila yelled. Kaoru sat down on the seat, smiling a little.

"Oh no… You're a copy of the Weasley twins aren't you? Should have seen that with your brother." The hat sighed, putting on its best grumpy face. "Might as well go join your brother. Gryffindor!" The Gryffindor girls screamed again, Kaoru, hugged his brother and sat down. Some of the girls at the other tables mumbled about how they wished they had two cute looking twins in their house.

"Alright then. Takashi Morinozuka!" Delila declared. Mori silently made his way to the stool and sat on it, though he looked uncomfortable because of the way he had to position himself because of his height.

"Cousin of the sweet obsessed 17 year old I see…" The hat stated. Mori just nodded. "I see you care for him a lot. Well then, you shall be in Hufflepuff!" Mori took off the hat and made his way to Honey, smiling a bit. Honey just jumped onto Mori as soon as Mori took his seat and the girls 'awwed' at the cute scene.

"Kyouya Ootori!" Delila yelled. The Shadow King made his way to the front, ignoring the girls murmuring all around him.

"Hmm… smarts…" The hat said but then suddenly shivered. It looked like it was about to say something out loud but then decided to only whisper it so that Kyouya could hear. "Manipulative, wanting to impress your father by doing better than your older brothers I see." The hat whispered.

"Hmm… you see it that way, I see it as something else." Kyouya whispered back to it. The other students were watching this silent conversation with intensity,

"You would be perfect for Slytherin. Many a great wizard has come from there…" the hat added. Kyouya seemed to think about this.

"I would rather not… be placed in a house known for creating so many mistakes in the wizarding world." Kyouya added. The hat tried it's best at shrugging.

"Fine. Then you shall be in… Ravenclaw!" The hat yelled. Girls screamed again, and Haruhi looked almost as if she could die. Kyouya being in her house? How would he try to add onto her debt here?

"Is there something that bother you about me being in this class Haruhi?" Kyouya said to her as he sat down next to her, noticing the look on Haruhi's face. Haruhi silently cursed herself.

"Of course not Kyouya-senpai." She said nervously. He looked unconvinced but then decided to go back to taking notes once more.

"Finally for the transfers we have Tamaki Suou!" Delila yelled. Tamaki got out of his seat, and walked to the stool while most of the girls around him swooned or fainted.

"I see you care for your friends and would do anything to help them. I also see that you are willing to help almost anyone if they have a problem. You shall be in… Gryffindor!" Yelled the hat. Tamaki simply smiled and sat near the twins, noticing the evil looks that the twins were giving him. He was hoping to be with Haruhi but instead he had to be with the spawns of the Devil. He looked sadly at Haruhi, hoping she would try to get him out of this mess. She simply looked at him and smiled, and then started her conversation that she had been in with a few of the students.

Once the first years had been sorted, Grimm clapped his hands and the food magically appeared and the feast begun. Although when the desserts came in. Everyone scooted away from Mori and Honey because honey was eating everything he could reach and the plates could not refill fast enough. Some students whispered to each other how Honey did not get so fat eating all of the sweets.

Later that night, the twins were deciding on if they should sleep in one bed or take two. After noticing that their luggage was separated on beds that were next to each other, they decided to do the later, especially Kaoru who was tired of waking up on the floor.

Tamaki had had a hard time getting away from the girls but was soon peacefully dreaming of himself and haruhi in his bed.

Honey and Mori were in their beds, though Honey had to decorate his bed with many stuffed animals before he could sleep.

Haruhi had said a quick bye to Kyouya as she quickly went upstairs to the girls dormitories. The other girls had fallen asleep so she was able to go to bed without having to be interrupted.

Kyouya had stayed up another hour working on his notes, silently cursing the fact that he would now have to send everything by owl because his laptop and cell phone did not work here.

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Well, there's chapter three! No, I'm not going to do any pairings. I'm just doing what I have learned from the episodes. Also, you may be wondering why Haruhi would go into the girls dormitories. Well number one, the school knew that she was a girl and had put her things up there. Number two is the fact that the only uniforms they have are robes so it wouldn't even matter if Haruhi dressed up as a boy. And yes, she will be serving mostly girls, but some boys. The girls will mostly come from Ravenclaw, just wanting to have an intelligent conversation with her.