(A/N): Okay, I have way too much inspiration for these.
~Lactose Intolerant~
"I swear if you do that one more-"
"too late!"
Right now Nicole had Shaylin pinned down under a blanket and was 'unleashing the funk' from earlier.
In her defense though, it was Shaylin's fault anyways. She was the one who basically shoved fondu down her throat as a romantic gesture... Not exactly romantic, but it was the thought that counts, Nicole thought.
In any case, it led to cheesy movies (not good for her either), and then 5 minutes of undisturbed cuddling before things got gassy.
"STOP IT NICOLE IT STINKS!" Shaylin screamed trying to break her wrists free from Nicole's iron grasp.
Nicole laughed and kissed her cheek, missing her lips from all of the squirming.
Eventually Stark walked by, and of course hearing wailing from their tunnel room, ran in and prepared to shoot Nicole, but dropped his arrow thinking about the skunk that must have sprayed in the room.
"WHAT DIED IN HERE?!" Stark screamed before running out of the room, leaving a pathetic looking Shaylin and a laughing Nicole.
While Nicole laughed Shaylin broke free of her grasp and rolled off the bed before getting up and running out of the room, almost in tears from the confined smell.
To say the least, Nicole wasn't allowed to eat any more dairy.