6. {The perfect punishment and Bella's hell}
Seth: So, Edward are you okay?
Edward: Nope, not really.
Seth: Awww (hugs him)
Edward: (hugs her back) Yeah thanks Sis.
Seth: Is Emmy being good?
Edward: Yep Bella made him help with dinner…. Well sit and watch as she cooked anyway! (laughs)
Seth: (laughs) So what happened to him…. When he spiked Alice's mountain dew? {Inside joke about a midnight laugh fest blamed on Pepsi and Mountain Dew}
Edward: Esme punished him…… It was perfect really! …. Mom is really scary sometimes! (chuckles)
Seth: What did she do?
Edward: She made it so he has to listen to and do ANYTHING Bella tells him for two weeks!
Seth: OH. MY. GOD! Awwww my poor Baby.
Edward: Yeah poor Emmy (sarcastically)… Bella is the one that has to be followed around for two weeks. You know she hates that too. My poor Bella! ……. But still its great!
Seth: Awww! So I'm like alone at school tomorrow?
Edward: Well … Bella can tell him to go to you; if you want. (chuckles) Total control!
Seth: Yeah. If she wants to be left alone she can tell him to follow me.
Edward: Yeah, I think she may take you up on that some of the time.
Seth: I don't mind. (laughs)
Edward: Yeah.
Bella: (Storms into the room) Uhggrrr …. EMMETT GO SIT DOWN!
Emmett: (slowly follows after looking shamed)Ok. ……… Sorry Sissy!
Edward: (looks up confused) What happened now?
Seth: Belly what's going on?
Bella: (Glares at Emmett as he goes to sit in the corner) I HATE this! I can't do anything with THAT! (points to Emmett)
Emmett: (puts his head down) Sorry Sissy.
Edward: (chuckles and wraps Bella in his arms) Sorry Love!
Bella: (sighs at his touch) It's ok …. Emmett just sit there ok.
Emmett: (just nods yes and looks at the floor; still feeling sorry)
Seth: Awww (hugs Emmett) I feel so bad.
Emmett: (just sits there)
Bella: (glares at Emmett again) Oh, For goodness sake! You can HUG her you stupid literal vampire!
Edward: (chuckles again)
Seth: No he don't want to. (Goes to walk away all sad.)
Emmett: (grabs and hugs Seth close to him) Of course I did! But I HAVE to do as she says.
Bella: Remind me to ask Esme WHY I'M being punished too. This sucks!
Edward: Oh com on Bella. Just think of the possibilities and you'll feel better!
Bella: I will not feel better, thank you.
Emmett: Seth, I really did but mommy said……….. Well I'm being punished REALLY!
Seth: (sits back on the couch looking sad)
Emmett: (is stuck on the floor looking hurt and sad … he calls to her) Please come back?
Bella: (Looks at both of them) SEE! Now they both are sad ………. And its MY fault!
Edward: No its his!
Bella: NO. Mine!
Edward: (stubbornly states) HIS!
Bella: MINE! (equally stubborn)
Seth: No Bella. Its his. He doesn't like hugging me.
Emmett: No Sissy. Its mine. (hears what Seth said) Wait what? … Why wouldn't I want to Seth? Of course I do; but I CAN'T!…..
Bella: You are sooo Frustrating Emmett!
Seth: Cause you're still mad from school
Emmett: I'm not mad Seth….And I'm sorry Sissy!
Bella: Uhggrrr …(Sighs)
Edward: (Kisses Bella's forehead) Its ok Bella, They will fix this. Go back to cooking ok.
Seth: Bella come here really quick.
Bella: (sighs and starts to walk to Seth) Emmett I am telling you to STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN … But anything you need to do so things get fixed here… then DO! (walks up to Seth) Yes?
{Edward sits in a chair}
Seth: You do know you can tell him to leave you alone! Tell him to bug me or something. Right?
Bella: Yeah, I think I might do that sometime….. Oh and he really did want to hug you…. But Esme told him he COULDN'T do anything without getting my permission! What was she thinking! WHY ME? (sighs deeply) Oh well, I'm going to cook. don't be mad at him. (turns back to Emmett) DON'T just sit there, I said FIX this!
{Seth giggles a little}
Emmett: (Suddenly jumps up and slowly walks towards Seth and Bella … Still looking sorry) I'm SO SORRY Sethy… Really I am!
Bella: (rolls her eyes) Ok. I'm going to cook now. STAY OUT! (walks out as Edward starts laughing at Emmett)
Seth: So you're not mad?
Emmett: (Shakes his head no, a lot) Are you?
Seth: no. Do you want to hug me?
Emmett: YES! …. If you want me to?
{Edward Rolls his eyes}
Seth: You know I want you to.
Emmett: (Hugs Seth)
Seth: (hugs him back, Smiling)
Emmett: (smiles) YAY! Sooo, Are we ok again? (looks at the floor again)
Seth: Okay. Yeah. (runs into the kitchen to Bella) Can you tell him to sit please?
Bella; Uhggrrr … Emmett SIT!
Emmett: (sits on the floor … right then and there)
{Seth starts to laugh while Edward busts out laughing}
Bella: UHGGRRR!
Seth: (hit's the floor laughing) You know its funny!
Bella: (getting more frustrated) Yeah, Well it was the first OH 50 Times maybe. …. This is just driving me crazy!
Seth: (Gets up) I'm sorry Sissy.
Bella: EMMETT! ….. Listen to Seth for a while! (turns to Seth) You have 'fun' for now.
Emmett: (smiles wide)
{Edward still cracking up laughing at Emmett}
Seth: (Laughs and hugs Bella) I love you Belly!
Bella: (laughs too and hugs her back) Now, maybe I can cook.
Seth: Yeah.
Bella: Ok, go have fun (laughs again)
Seth: (walks over to Edward)
Edward: (looks up still laughing a little) Yes Seth?
{Seth sits on Edward's lap Edward stops laughing and Emmett looks up very confused}
Seth: So? What should I do?
Edward: (chuckles)… Just don't kill him. You won't like that later. But Bella did say 'Have fun!'
Seth: Yeah. True (grins wickedly)
{Emmett smile slowly fades}
Seth: Awww
{Edward chuckles}
Seth: (gets up and hugs Emmett)
Emmett: (hugs her back) … Oh wait! Can I do that?
Seth: Yes, You can (laughs)
Emmett: Oh, Ok! (hugs her again)
Seth: Sit on the couch Sweetie.
Emmett: Ok (sits on the couch)
{Seth sits on his lap}
Edward: (Floats off into the kitchen, fearing Bella alone with the knives.)
{Ok well mostly just wanting to be with Bella rather than with Emmett and Seth; with her on his lap it can't end well for his mind.}
Seth: You know. You shouldn't have done that!
Emmett: (very confused) … Shouldn't have done what?
Seth: Spiked Alice's Mountain Dew.
Emmett: OOOOHHHHhhhh! Yeah that. ……… I know and I didn't mean to make Mommy tell Bella she had to control me.
Seth: Well you shouldn't have done it Emmy.
Emmett: Sorry.
Seth: Ok, Emmy. You better not do it again ok?
Emmett: Yeah I know… and I won't!
Seth: (kisses him)
Emmett: (kisses her back)
Seth: (calls into the kitchen) SO Belly what's you making?
Bella: (calls back) I am making Stromboli …. That ok?
Seth: Oh fuck Yes!
Edward: (chuckles)
Seth: Oh wait, I'm sorry Eddie, If that hurt your head. I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry!
Edward: (laughs) Oh… its fine.
Bella: (giggles) Seth what were you thinking about just now?
Seth: I was thinking about Stromboli.
Edward: Yep… that's all. (chuckles again)
Emmett: (confused and curious) What's so funny? (turns to look at Seth)
Seth: It was nothing Emmy.
Emmett: Oh, ok.
Seth: Okay. (gets up and turns on some music) I'm Bored.
{Emmett stays still, watching Seth as she starts to dance around the room to Numa, Numa. Emmett sits watching Seth}
Seth: (keeps dancing around) Ha.
{Bella and Edward start giggling and chuckling from the kitchen, as they cook}
Seth: (starts to dance around to Barbie Girl Song)
Emmett: (sits there smiling and Watching Seth have fun)
Seth: (starts singing to Emmett)
Emmett: (laughs)
{Bella and Edward walk out hand-in-hand and see Seth dancing)
Bella: (laughs) Umm Hi (giggles) Seth… Emmett.
Edward: (chuckles)
Seth: Hi! (looks at Emmett and sings again)
{Edward takes Bella to a chair to watch Seth have fun}
Seth: (sings to Emmett) Make me walk, make me scream, Do what ever you please…..
Emmett: (smiles wide and he laughs)
{Everyone laughs}
Seth: (keeps dancing around and having a blast)
Emmett: (suddenly looks over at Bella …. Then back to Seth and again to Bella)
Edward: (laughs)
Emmett: (continues to look back between them confused)
Bella: ….. What?
Seth: (dances to super massive Black hole)
Edward: (Chuckles) … He doesn't know WHO he is listening to anymore! (Breaks out laughing now)
Bella: … Oh! ………? (laughs)
Emmett: Yeah … Well you said listen to her for now. …… How LONG is for now?
Seth: (Isn't really listening .. Too busy dancing)
Bella: … As long as I'm NOT cooking, I don't mind 'baby sitting' You Emm. But when I am YOU ARE ALL SETH'S … Got it!
Emmett: (chuckles) Ok then. (goes back to watching Seth)
Edward: (laughs)
Seth: (Spins and twirls around the room)
Emmett: Oh… careful Love!
Seth: Huh? .. What? (falls over the end of the table)
Emmett: (Flinches and is frozen) OH SHIT!
Seth: (starts laughing on the floor)
Bella: ……… Well! .. Help Her!
Emmett: (rushes to her in a panic) YOU OK!
Bella: Gees Emm!
{Seth keeps laughing until Emmett notices her wrist and stares in horror}
Emmett: ……. SETH? (looks at her wrist that is bent in the wrong direction)
Bella: Oh that's sooo not good.
Seth: (slowly stops laughing … the pain hits and screams
{Emmett goes into complete panic mood}
Emmett: SETH oh SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! … Umm come on … (picks her up and yells) CARLISLE! Carlisle!
Seth: (cries out in pain)
Carlisle: (comes running down) what's… (Sees Seth crying and Emmett rushing around freaking out) EMMETT PUT HER DOWN.
Emmett: DADDY! ….. Seth is, is …. IS?
Carlisle: Is?
Bella: Hurt … Emm she is hurt.
Seth: (still crying out in pain)
Carlisle: Oh I see. Emmett put her down. Calm down and stop running around.
Emmett: (still rushing around panicking)
Bella: Emmett FREEZE!
Emmett: (Stops suddenly and … freezes)
Carlisle: (looks at Bella and Emmett confused but lets it be..)
Seth: (laughs at Emmett and cries out in pain again)
Bella: Emmett Down!
{Emmett immediately puts Seth down gently on the couch}
Carlisle: (shakes his head slightly) Ok then… now lets see that wrist Seth. (examines her wrist)
Edward: Mom punished Emmett …. He can't do anything without listening to Bella.
{Seth thinks: Shit! .. This hurts but Emmett is so fucking funny}
Edward: (chuckles) Yes, I know Seth.
Carlisle: What happened Seth?
Emmett: SHE'S HURT DADDY!
Carlisle: (sighs) I can see that Emmett … Seth?
Seth: Fell…. Dancing.
Carlisle: Oh, I see… ok well hold still (looks over the wrist) You might need a braise and … I'm going to have to bend it back…
{Emmett looks up wide eyes and is about to pull Seth off the couch}
Bella: EMMETT! … Sit.
{Emmett suddenly sat there on the floor; Indian style}
Seth: okay.
Edward: (trying very hard to hold off laughing because Seth is hurt but Emmett is so funny… it was hard)
Carlisle: Thank you Bella. …. Ok now Seth hold still. Edward please get my b… (Edward gets the bag before he finishes) Oh Yes thank you. (works to fix her hand)
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7. {Emmett has something he wants to say}
Bella: Hey Seth!
Emmett: I'm out. Gone for the weekend … Hunting! Bye-Bye Love (Kisses Seth and walks to the door)
Seth: Hold on (runs after Emmett and gives him a kiss)
Emmett: (smiles)
Seth: You better be good Baby!… I love you Emmy bear!
Emmett: Oh I will! Love you too Sethy!
Edward: (chuckles)
Bella: What's so funny?
Seth: (Holds Emmett closer and takes a sniff)
Edward: Its nothing… just them. (Chuckles)
Seth: You used the cologne I got you!
Emmett: Well yeah, You wanted me too right!
Seth: Yeah. But I didn't think you would.
Emmett: … Why not Sethy?
Edward: (chuckles again)
Bella: I don't get the joke.
Seth: Cause you have your own … thought if you didn't like it you wouldn't have to use it.
Emmett: I like it. But more importantly you like it sooo I wear it! (holds Seth closer and kisses the top of her head) I love you Sethy!
{Edward chuckles again and Bella gives him a weird look}
Seth: I love you Sethy (giggles) .. Opps I meant Emmy!
{Everyone laughs}
Emmett: Its ok Love! You should love you too! (laughs)
Edward: Emmett If you are going to keep thinking that then just SAY IT! (laughs)
Seth: Huh?
Bella: Yeah.. Huh?
Emmett: Dude. Shut up! … No one asked you.
Edward: (chuckles)
Bella: What's going on with you two today?
Edward: Its nothing. Emm want to say something but he won't (laughs)
Emmett: Dude Shhhh!
Seth: Eddie I think you should go hunting. You might be cranky cause your hungry.
Edward: I'm not cranky Sis. In fact I'm in a very good mood, Thank you.
{Emmett glares at Edward}
Seth: Emmy what do you want to ask?
Emmett: (Glares more at Edward) Its nothing Love, Just forget it ok.
Edward: (laughs)
Bella: Edward why are you trying to get him in trouble here?
Edward: I'm not … but when he does say it you will see why!
Emmett: Shut it Bro!
Seth: Emmy please? (gets sad)
Emmett: Oh Seth .. Its…. Don't get sad.
Bella: Ahhhh poor Seth.
Edward: (laughs) Go ahead BRO … tell her.
Emmett: (glares back at Edward .. Sighs and turns back to Seth) Its just that……(deep breath)
Edward: Well go on dude. She's waiting!
Emmett: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Edward: (chuckles)
Emmett: (sighs and takes a deep breath) I LOVE YOU SETHY PIE! (runs out the door and disappears before any of them could blink)
Bella: …………. WHAT …… was .. That!
{Edward cracks up laughing and hits the floor}
Seth: (Gets really sad) …. What,… what did I do?
Edward: (stops laughing and jumps up raising an eye brow at her) Really Seth? Don't you get it?
Bella: Get what?…. That was rude!
Seth: What are you talking about (still sad and now confused)
Edward: (chuckles once) Girls … Emm has been DIEING to call Seth that. …. You know 'Sethy Pie' (Cracks up laughing again)
Bella: ….. (giggles) Really!
Edward: (laughs and nods) Yep.
Seth: He thinks I'd be mad at him for that?
Edward: (shrugs) I don't know why he didn't before. He wasn't thinking about that. But any time he said Sethy … he AWAYS thought pie after (laughs again)
Bella: Wow…. Emmett is so weird.
Seth: (goes and sits in a chair)
Bella: (curls up with Edward on the couch)
Seth: (sits there silent)
Bella: (looks over to Seth) You ok Seth?
Seth: (deep in thought) Huh. What?
Bella: (Chuckles) You ok?
Seth: Yeah.
Bella: Ok.
Seth: (stares off into space, thinks of rapid images [Not dirty] of Emmett)
Edward: Seth? … You sure your alright?
Seth: (Uses her fake smile and fake happy tone) yeah great.
Edward: (sighs) OK what's up?
Bella: Yeah Seth? If something wrong tell us.
Seth: (tries not to cry) Its nothing.
Bella: Ahh Seth its ok.
Edward: It might help to talk about it Sis?
Seth: No, cause you will think I'm an idiot.
Bella: Of course we won't
Edward: We won't Seth, just tell us.
{Seth thinks: God they will think am an Idoit when I tell them that I already miss Emmett}
Edward: Seth, is that all? … You're not an idiot. I feel that way all the time with Bella. Sometimes before she's even gone.
Bella: What? … Feel what with me?
Edward: (smiles at Bella) I MISS YOU Love!
Bella: OH! … You miss Emmett? Awww how sweet (gets up and give Seth big hug) He'll be back soon.
Seth: (hugs back) Yeah I know.
{Seth thinks: God I'm an idiot. Why the hell do I miss him this much; its not like I don't know if he is coming back.}
Edward: Seth its nothing. We all miss the one we love no matter how long they are gone!
Bella: Even if its just a second or two.(giggles)
Edward: Well don't worry, He won't last all weekend anyway. (chuckles)
Seth: Well I feel like an idiot.
Bella: Yeah, I know that feeling too.
Edward: We all do! (laughs) Even Emmett!
Seth: But he doesn't miss me as much as I miss him… and I don't expect him to. I'm just some girl.
Bella: I know that one too.
Edward: SOME GIRL? …. If he heard you, he'd flip Seth! (sighs) You two got it all wrong. We miss you just as much……If not MORE! Why don't you belive that?
Seth: Cause you guys could have anyone you wanted but you settle for us.
Edward: SETTLE?
Bella: Yes, you settle. You could do so much better.
Seth: Yeah.
Edward: Ha! Like who? ………… No one could be better than you two!
Bella: Yeah right. Anyone would be better.
Seth: Jessica, Angela, Amy, Mandy, Anyone else
Edward: …JESSICA? Are you KIDDING ME?
Bella: NO she's right plus there's Tanya and all the other vampire girls too!
Seth: mhm.
{Edward stares blankly at them both}
Seth: (hugs Bella tightly)
Bella: (hugs her back)
Seth: OH .. Don't think that we aren't ecstatic about having you CAUSE WE ARE!
Bella: Oh Yes, Yes that's true.
Edward: (sighs deeply) Girls look….. No never mind. Its nothing.
Bella: what?
{Edward goes to sit in a chair across the room}
Bella: (whispers to Seth) Whats his problem? …. So much for his good mood.
Seth: (whispers back) I know right.
Bella: (sighs) Oh well … So what, who cares if we don't deserve them…….
Seth: yeah True.
{Edward rolls his eyes and just sinkings into the chair, staring at the wall}
Seth: (whipsers to Bella) Should we go sit on Eddie's lap and give him a kiss on the cheek?
Bella: (giggles and whispers back) I was just thinking that.
{They get up and go sit on Edward's lap, he is spacing out so seems to not notice.}
Bella: (giggles)
Edward: (chuckles looking up at them now) Hello Girls!
Seth: On 3 Bella?
Bella: One!
Edward: (rasies an eye brow at them in confuesion)
Seth: Two!
Bella: THREE!
{Seth and Bella lean in and kiss Edward; one on each side cheek}
Edward: (laughs)
Bella and Seth: (giggle)
Seth: Does that help a little, Eddie?
Edward: Yeah you both really know how to help a guy out.
Bella: (laughs)
Seth: we are girls that's what we do (laughs)
{They all laugh}
Seth: Hey Bella You hungry?
Bella: Umm Yeah I think I am. What do you have in mind?
Seth: I think we still have those cheesy bread sticks, from pizza hut.
Bella: Yum! That sounds good.
Edward: (chuckles) Ok, You two wait here and I'll get some.
{Edward comes back with the food and sits with the girls so they climb back on his lap}
Edward: Here you are Ladies! (chuckles)
Seth: Nice!
Bella: Thanks!
Edward: (chuckles) My pleasure.
{They start eating}
Seth: God I miss Emmy.
Edward: yeah.
{They finish eating and Seth's cell plays Super massive black hole}
Bella: (giggles)
Seth: Damn him for changing my ringtones.
Edward: (laughs)
Seth: (Grabs the phone) Hello?
Emmett: Hi Sethy?
Seth: HI Emmy! So you know you can call me Sethy pie if you want. Its fine with me.
Emmett: REALLY! I like it a lot really. Sooo how's your night going Love?
Seth: Its been going great (lying through her teeth)
Emmett: I can hear that you know? …. Tell me what happened.
Bella: Hey Emmett!
Seth: I promise Its great. (still lying)
Emmett: (sighs) Seth really you should………
Edward: SHE MISSES YOU ….STUPID!
Bella: (giggles) Edward that was a little mean.
Seth: OH. MY. GOD. EDWARD!
Emmett: OH, Is that it? ……. Sorry Sethy Pie I MISS you too.
Seth: Bella Kick Edward for me PLEASE! (glares at Edward)…. Yes, Yes I do okay.
Bella: (giggles)
Edward: She already did Seth.
Seth: MORE!
Emmett: (laughs) Don't hurt yourself Bells
Bella: Ok Sissy
Emmett: Its ok Love I really miss you as well and I'm glad he told me! I will be back soon I swear Love!
Seth: Okay
Emmett: Ok
Seth: Well I don't want to ruin you fun?
Emmett: Ha, its not much fun anyway…. Just a few deer and a small bear. I'd rather be with you.
Seth: I'm sorry.
Emmett: Why is that? … Its really fine Love!
Seth: Cause I am.
Emmett: Well I'm on my way home so I won't have to miss you much longer!
Seth: Awwww (kisses him through the phone)
{Edward and Bella laugh}
Emmett: Awwww (Kisses her back)
Seth: I can't wait to see you!
Emmett: Me to Love, me to!
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