Hey-o! Umm…. I haven't written in a while. I am jus kinda in the writy mood today though, so that's what I'm-a gunna do. Warning : Sakura has a potty mouth today.
D-claimer: If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't need a disclaimer
"Are you sure he's here, Temari? I mean, he could be off mauling some innocent bystander or something. And, I mean, OW! Watch where you put your foot woman. I still don't see why you get to stand on top. It's like so not fair, you-"
"Kankuro, shut up. Their gonna open the door." Temari said. She jumped off Kankuro's back. 'Stupid high-up window.' She thought to herself. Both quieted when a blonde a little younger then them opened the door.
"Look," He said. "I know why you're here."
"You do?!" Kankuro asked. Temari stared, bug-eyed.
"'Course I do. I completely understand, I mean, I suppose someone's gotta do it." He stated matter-of-factly. He paused before continuing, "But I can't help you. I'm sorry, but there's really just no need. I don't need it."
"We aren't selling anything." Temari stated.
"So your not here to sell me therapist help?!"
"Umm…no." Temari said. 'This kid is weird.' She thought.
"Oh, well then, what do you want?" The blonde asked.
"Umm, we're looking for our brother Gaara, you know red hair, blue eyes? A few people said they saw him over here." Temari replied.
"Oh! Gaara! Yeah, he's over here with me and Sakura-chan! Wait one second, I'll go get him," The boy said before yelling, "HEY, GAARA! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD SIBLINGS! ANYWAY, THEY WANNA TALK TO YOU!" He panted for breath.
Temari and Kankuro waited for Gaara to come over, probably full of murderous intent and ready to maim the obnoxious boy. What they didn't expect, was for Gaara and some pink-haired girl to walk over, clutching their ears.
"Look Naruto-san, thank you for telling me my siblings were here an' all, but DID YOU HAVE TO YELL SO LOUD?" Gaara asked.
"YES, I DID, AND THAT'S NARUTO TO YOU!" He yelled back. Temari and Kankuro waited for the sound of bones breaking, but heard a different voice yelling.
"SHUT UP! YOU TWO DO NOT NEED TO YELL WHEN WE ARE ALL RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!" Sakura yelled. Gaara and Naruto froze, before Naruto yelled again.
"YOUR YELLING TOO!" he replied, still loud. After this an all out yelling war began, and every ones eardrums hurt. Sakura was trying to yell over Naruto, but that was proving very difficult. After about five minutes, an ANBU poofed up. Ignoring the yelling, he turned to Temari and Kankuro.
"We are getting complaints of loud noises coming from this apartment. Fix it, before we get another complaint, or you're in some deep trouble.: He said, before disappearing.
'But we don't live hear! Heck, we don't even live in this country!" Kankuro cried, his words falling on deaf ears. Meanwhile, Sakura was getting tired of the yelling war. She walked over to Naruto, murderous intent rolling off her like waves. Naruto stopped yelling, and gave a small "meep!"
UZUMAKI NARUTO, YOU WILL STOP YELLING RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL BE IN SOME DEEP SHIT." She spoke. Naruto managed a nod. Gaara had to admit, he was the littlest bit impressed.
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So, I'm sorry if I lied and said this would be the longest chapter, because it's not. Anyway, I promise (sort of) to write soon. Well, I'll try. Ok, so it might take awhile, but, you get the idea.
-Elizalla