Yukio Kasamatsu was about to leave the locker room for the night when he realized there was one person still in it.
"What are you still doing here, Kise? You were so excited to play that one on one against Aomine, weren't you? So why are you still here?"
"Who even cares anymore? Every girl I've ever dated ends up dating Haizaki, too, so why should Aominecchi be any different?"
What kind of stupid reason is that to be upset? Unless… I can't believe I'm about to pretend to care about Kise's problems… "Has he ever shown any interest in that guy?"
"I'd heard that Aominecchi knew about why Haizaki vanished after our game, but when I tried asking him, he just called him a piece of shit and said he had no time for scum like that. And then we made out."
"See? He's clearly not interested. Also, I don't know why I keep having to tell you that I'm not interested in hearing about you and that guy making out all the time. There is such a thing as oversharing; you know that, right?"
"No way! Me and Aominecchi have to be the next Kimye! We decided!"
"Well, he certainly has the ego. And you have the vanity. I'm sure the constant selfies and tweeting will catch up to theirs at some point. So, between that and the oversharing, I'd say you're already halfway there."
"Really? Thank you so much! He'll be so happy!" Kasamatsu highly doubted that Aomine even knew what Kimye was, therefore being compared to them would be meaningless in his eyes. He only knew what it was himself because Kise kept talking about it. No matter how stupid he thought the whole thing was, it clearly meant a lot to Kise, so he figured he might as well support it.
"He needs to do something to get himself famous first, though. You'd have to wait until he goes pro, if he even ends up doing that. Or he could be a rapper, but I bet he'd be awful at it."
Kise laughed at that, being all too familiar with his boyfriend's ego. "I'm sure all the albums would be named Daiki. The songs are all about how hot he thinks he is. I'm sure there'd be a song about Mai Horikita, and I'm sure there's the 'Kise's ass' album. He always talks about how much he loves it when we-"
"You're oversharing again, Kise. Anyway, from what I can tell, you are far better than Haizaki in every conceivable way. I'm sure it's Haizaki's fault that there's a bald guy on his team. I can just imagine a chunk of his hair falling out every time Haizaki does anything." They laughed, but Kasamatsu said one more thing.
"I'm serious. You've done well this year, Kise."
"Thank you, Kasamatsucch-"
"Never say that again."
I don't even know how the whole AoKise=Kimye thing came into my head. Then, their tell-all book will be called "And Then We Made Out." Those two are always really funny to work with for me.
Next time, Aomine and Kagami may actually stop fighting for a bit? This duo is also very funny to work with.
Thanks for reading!
~Aurora