HELLO I'M BACK! TELL ALL UR FRIENDS!
Disclaimer: Hello. I am Reiko Yoshida. I own Tokyo Mew Mew. Now, excuse while I go take my insanity medication. DUH, OF COURSE I DON'T! YOU THINK KISH WOULD HAVE SUFFERED THAT MUCH IF I DID?! NO! HE WOULD RIDE IN A GILT CARRAIGE PULLED BY MASAYA AND HE WOULD BE WEARING RAGS AND FORCED TO EAT SLOP OFF THE GROUND AND ICHIGO WOULD BEG KISH FOR FORGIVENESS HOURLY!
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K…I…S…H…U…L…E…S
Ryou was sound asleep when he woke to a crash. He saw up straight in bed, as did Miwa. They were quiet for a moment, and then the same thought struck each of them.
"The baby!"
They both ran to check on young Kishules, but by the time they'd reached their child's crib, all that was found was Masha struggling to climb out from underneath the overturned piece of furniture. Ryou felt a surge of anger, and whistled an ear- piercing whistle. A peaceful-looking man with long brown hair flew up in a hurry.
"Keichiro, someone's kidnapped my kid! Get the word out!" the blonde man urged. The winged messenger nodded.
"Right away!"
K…I…S…H…U…L…E…S
"He's HEAVYYYYYY!" Tart whined to Pai, barely managing to hold up his end of the blanket.
"No, he's not. The only reason he seems heavy is because he's thrashing about. The constant, sudden change in matter placement in the air is-"
"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The two minions grimaced at the baby's loud wailing. When they finally landed, Tart shoved a bottle in his mouth, at which the baby proceeded to drink from.
"Can we kill 'im now? Can we, huh?"
"No; he has to drink every last bit-" Just as the bottle was almost drained, they hear distant muted voices. Pai glanced at the bottle, seemingly empty. "Ok, now…"
The two transformed into large serpents as Kishules dropped the bottle, sliding towards him menacingly. Just as a middle-aged couple came into view, the baby, with all the smugness of a class clown, grabbed the two scaly minions. He threw them here and tossed them there, tying them into a great big knot and flinging it like the hammer at the Olympics. A/N: Just had to put that in there…
The couple stared in astonishment at the baby, who was now grinning and laughing, waving bye-bye at the flying snakes. A/N: Sorry for interrupting again, but flying snakes?
"Shintaro, look… Look, the baby- He just-"
"Now, Maria, I know what you're thinking- We can't take that baby home-"
"But I've- We've- always wanted a baby!" She hurried over to Kishules and scooped him up, cooing softly. The little now demigod curled up inside the woman's arms, falling asleep.
Shintaro rubbed his neck. "Well, I guess we could…" He looked at the medal Kishules was wearing. "Hey, that's the symbol of the gods!"
"Oh, I just knew it… A precious gift from above- Our prayers have been answered," Maria sighed. Shintaro turned the medal over, eyeing the name etched on the back.
"Kishules… Hm… Kishules…"
K…I…S…H…U…L…E…S
AND SO THERE IS CHAPTER 3!
I am happy it is out. I hope you are happy too.
Thing of the day that I should never do should I happen to fall into the TMM universe:
Ichigo's cat form is not "cuter than her human form." So I should probably stop making Ryou kiss her every ten seconds because I get a kick out of it. It is also unwise to call up the fat cat that tried to bring him home to his mother. Because Kish will kill me. Ichigo also does not require a flea collar.
In the actual TMM:
Shintaro: Ichigo's dad
Maria: Some piano lady from the anime
BYE YALLS!