Chapter 3: Sun Camping Disaster: Part 2
Tea-Time

Stuck with having to share the campsite with Meng Huo & his elephant, Dong Zhuo, and Pang De proved to be both a trial and a source of entertainment for the Sun family.

Sun Quan was taking a leak in the bushes. After he was finished with his business, he grabs some nearby leaves to clean himself up with. Zhou Yu, who happens to walk by, stopped and looks at him.

"Quan…you do know that there are poison ivy leaves near you, don't you?" Zhou Yu reminds him.

"Don't worry Zhou, I had your wife to remove them from the area, grind them up, and serve it as tea to that fatass over there," he responds, pointing to Dong Zhuo, who was sipping a cup of tea Xiao Qiao made for him.

For the next two hours, Dong Zhuo was seen back-humping a nearby tree like a crack-addict, apparently scratching himself as his whole body was red and itchy from all the poison ivy he consumed.

Poor Sun Jian

Sun Jian had finished taking a bath in a nearby lake, and walks back to the cliff by the campsite, wearing nothing but a towel around his waste. He stretches his arms as yells out to the skies.

"I'm the king of the world!" Sun Jian proclaims to the heavens.

Meng Huo, who was near his campsite, was eating a coconut, and after he was finished, tossed it over his shoulder…

BONK!

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

…hitting Sun Jian in the head and knocking him off of the cliff, tumbling all the way down.

Out of nowhere, Sun Ce runs up to the cliff and yells down to his dad.

"FATHER!" Sun Ce calls out. (Cookie to any who knows this reference)

"Ce? What are you doing here? You're not supposed to appear until chapter five of this fic!" Sun Shang Xiang asks him out of curiosity.

"I dunno…I'm usually the one who always witness my dad's death in every game…" Sun Ce responds.

Meng Huo comes by the cliff-side to see what the ruckus is about, and looks over the side where the now-naked Sun Jian lies.

"Ugh…somebody cover him back up…" Meng Huo says in disgust.

It's A Gas

Later that night after everyone had gone to sleep, Xiao Qiao was tossing and turning in her sleep, not enjoying sleeping on the hard dirt ground. She woke up and turns to her left. It was pitch dark and she couldn't see well.

"Ooh…Zhou Yu dear…got any extra pillows I could use?" she asks him tiredly.

There was no response.

"Zhou Yu…aren't you awake?" she asks again, poking at what she thought was her husband.

Still no answer.

"Dear…wake up!" she says, raising her hand and slapping her partner hard.

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Unfortunately it was not Zhou Yu who she had just hit, but Meng Huo's elephant in the butt, who let out a huge-ass fart that sent Xiao Qiao literally flying out of her sleeping bag.

On the opposite side of the elephant you could hear Pang De, Dong Zhuo, and Meng Huo snickering to each other.

"Great plan of mine to switch your elephant with that little girl's husband, huh?" Pang De says in amusement.

Suddenly, Sun Quan, who saw the whole thing, took out a sharp camping-spike and sticks it into the elephant's ass in revenge of the whole incident.

"BRRRRREEEEEEEEE!" the elephant trumpets in pain, jumping into the air and landing on top of all three of the pranksters with a loud crash, crushing them all.

The Next Morning

"That's it! We're going home!" Sun Quan says in frustration.

Both groups of campers were packing their things, already tired of each side screwing around with one another.

"Yeah, good riddance, losers!" Dong Zhuo says to them.

This camping trip ended on a sour note…but these two groups will unknowingly encounter each other again later in this series.

Continue on to the next chapter!