Me: dun dun DUN. Spiderman.

Finn: ? How long are you going to keep me here?

Me: -shrug-

Finn:…

Me: It's ok Llama Boy.

Finn: Where did you get that?

Me: You really want to know.

Finn: Yes!

Me: Alriight…. After the chapter!

Finn: -death-

Chapter 3

Max POV

"I looked everywhere Max. I can't find him," Angel said. I sat down on the edge of a fountain, right in front of the Cinderella Castle. I ran my fingers through my hair. I felt like running around, screaming. How were we going to live without Fang? How could I live without Fang? It seemed so unreal. A nightmare I'm having that I could wake up from. But it wasn't. Because my life is a nightmare.

"What do we do?" Nudge asked.

"I don't know… let me think." Nudge and Angel sat down on the Mickey stones and talked quietly. Iggy and Gazzy were clumped together, their backs to me. Building bombs probably. Where they get the supplies, I have no idea. I didn't have much time to dwell on it either. A sudden flash of light appeared next to me, and as all great mutant birds do,

"Waugh!" I shrieked and fell off the edge and onto the pavement. I quickly jumped to my feet. A boy, about fourteen stood there, looking slightly confused at me. Being constantly under attack, I learned to observe the enemy. We could take him.
"Who the heck are you?" He said.

"That's none of your…" I snarled, but a bunch of other random flashes of light interrupted me. There were others, about five of them. Six mutant bird freaks against five creepy light people? Who's going to win…? They all stepped towards the main guy and stood behind him. He was the leader. He was no leader. I was. I guess since the Max Two showed up, I was very protective of my flock, in case someone tried to kidnap them or pretend to be me. I snarled and out of the corner of my eye, I saw my flock step behind me, crossing their arms. Gazzy looked really ticked off and about to rip someone's head off. Best kid ever. I smiled internally. One guy, who had to have been spending way to much time in the sun because he was really tan, was gawking at me like the freak I was. Which I was used to.

"Who are you?" I asked. The 'leader' said,

"I'm Finn, this is Charlene, this is, Maybeck," Gawky Guy was still staring at me. "This is Willa, and this is Philby." Charlene was created to be a cheerleader. She seemed… perky and flouncy and all this other girly stuff I hated. Maybeck seemed… well… stary? It was hard to tell. Willa clapped her hands in front of his face; he blinked, jumped, and glared at her. Willa seemed calm, quiet, like Fang. His name itself brought anger swelling up in my chest and I suddenly remembered why I was here. Finn looked at me.

"Now who are you?"

"I'm Max," I said.

"I'm Nudge! I like lollipops and cotton candy and…" I sent her a signal saying shut up.

"I'm the Gasman, or Gazzy. Or whatever."

"I'm Iggy."

"And I'm Angel." I heard Philby mutter something into Maybeck's ear. Now he whispered what would be unhearable to mortals. Luckily, we're not. Awesome hearing and all.

"Weird names," Philby said.

"You got a problem, buster?" I snarled. He looked surprised.

"Uh… no… I…" he stuttered.

"You mess with him, you mess with me," Finn stood in front of Philby.

"Okay. That could be arranged," I swung a roundhouse kick flying towards Finn's head that would've left a bruise there for months, but my foot missed. No, it didn't miss. It went through his head, like he was made of air. No, not air, light. His body glowed weirdly. Maybe he was an experiment from the School. What did they mix him with, a light bulb?

Finn POV

She kicked at my head, but little did she know that I was a DHI. I concentrated on becoming nothing but light. Her combat boot flew right through my head. She shot me a death glare. Charlene, Willa, Philby, and Maybeck stepped up. Despite his gawking earlier, he seemed to be less obvious about it. The guy called Iggy, like iguana, put his hand on her shoulder.

"Max. Not now." That jarred her.

"Next time, Dolphin Boy." Dolphin Boy? Finn. I guess she perceived my name as a dolphin fin.

"What are you doing here?"

"I could ask the same thing," Max snapped. Just Maybeck's type.

Tell her, something said. I looked around. Nobody there.

I'm in your head, Finn. Tell her why you're here.

"We're DHI's. We were filmed and projected as tour guides and when we go to sleep we end up here as our DHI's," I blurted. I slapped my hand over my mouth. Charlene gave me a weird look.

"Wow," said the Gasman, weird name. "Nice move An-…"

"Yes," Max cut him off by glaring at him.

"We're looking for our uh brother, Nick," Max said. Iggy snickered.

"Fnick…" Max glared at him too.

"Have you seen a… fifteen-year old boy? Wearing dark clothes? Not emo or goth or anything but just quiet and hmph," Nudge, again, weird name, blabbered until Angel slapped a hand over her mouth.

"Nope," Willa said. Philby tapped my shoulder. He was looking into the shadows. That's when I saw them. Overtakers. Or at least their minions.

"Umm. Could you guys go over there?" I pointed to the gift shop.

"Umm why?" Max said.

"We have company and its best… non-DHI's stay out of it."

"What is it?"

"Robots," I said. She smiled.

"We'll handle this," she turned towards her crew of weird-named people.

"Okay guys, battle up!"

Me: Ok… story time! When I was on Planet Ghanada…

Finn: Ghanada?

Me: And Ron Weasely was going to take me fly-boating…

Finn: Ron Weasely? Fly- boating?

Me: When Legolas the Elf wanted to come along…

Finn: Legolas?

Me: and he brought some of his elf friends but we all couldn't fit on the boat…

Finn: Elf friends?

Me: so we went to the petting zoo…

Finn: Something normal…

Me: And Taffy the Elf wanted to ride a llama…

Finn: Taffy?

Me: but he fell in the mud… and he's a germophobe…. so he started hyperventilating and we took him to a hospital. You look like him so you're Llama Boy.

Finn: …

Me: So anyway…. The Flock is about to battle UP so get ready for some butt-kick action! Amazing stuff….

R & R? Or Llama Boy gets sheared.

Finn: Hey!