disclaimorness: not owning kh or any of its cool stuff

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"Urgh! I utterly and completely hate her! She's so full of crap!"

"Calm down, Yuffie! Just because she stole your boyfriend... your friends... your status... uh... keep ranting, girl. Keep ranting!"

Kairi grew curious as the two voices spoke with each other. One had a chipper, energetic sound to it and the other had a more sober, less drugged up sound to it. She wanted to desperately jump out from her hiding place and scream: "WHO YA TALKING ABOUT?".

But that could end up with very nasty consequences seen as Kairi had been hiding there for quite some time, and had heard some pretty intensifying stuff. Such as, 'Hey Selph, did ya know that that Riku kid apparently made someone lose their virginity at the age of thirteen. Yeah. I know.'.

Kairi did not want to know who this 'Riku kid' was.

She lifted her head again, this time a little more daringly, attempting to see who these mysterious voices belonged to.

Alas, her daring efforts proved fatal and the two girls could hear a dull thud and an 'Aw, hell...'. They looked at each other with perplexed looks on their faces before lifting the chest's lid up and staring down to see a red in the face Kairi, not that they knew her name was Kairi.

"Hey... you're that new girl, aren't you?"

"Uh huh..." Kairi replied, lifting herself out of the chest and brushing herself down, "And if you don't mind, I think I'll be leaving, now, so-"

"Not so fast! You must have been in there for a really long time!"

"Either that, or you've got better ninja skills than I do!"

Kairi brought her eyes to meet the two girls whom she knew quite a bit about, now, considering the awfully long conversation her ears had been brought unto. One, whom she presumed was 'Yuffie', had short black hair, similar to the style Kairi had donned last year before she moved, and was wearing mainly black clothes. Despite the lack of colours adorned in her clothes, it was obvious she was full of life, with her rosy cheeks and sparkling eyes.

The other girl – the excitable, loud-ish one who Kairi knew as 'Selph' – had flicked out brown hair, and a too short mini-dress. She grinned at Kairi who made a half smirk sort of smile back.

"Now... girl, I want you to tell us all you know, or face the wrath of me and my almighty fightin' skills!" Kairi raised an eyebrow as Yuffie paced round her, as though she were a captive.

"Well, I wasn't listening for a while, and then I was listening again when you started up about someone you hate...?" Kairi shrugged and tried wandering off again, but failed, again as Yuffie pulled her back. These people were obviously bonkers, crazy, deluded, gone-in-the-head. And she wanted nothing to do with them.

"Ah."

"Oh dear."

"Who was it?" asked Kairi, suddenly interested again.

"Well, you know the girl with platinum hair? And the white night dress... thing?" Kairi nodded, slowly. Sounded awfully familiar. Much like a certain twin she had.

"Well, she sucks. And she deserves to dieee."

Kairi's eyes widened, "Reeeally? Well, this has been fun, we should do it more often. Well, must be off, see you... sometime."

Yet again, Kairi's attempts to escape were foiled as Yuffie brought her back.

"No. You can't go; if you go round telling everyone about anything we've just said, then stuff will happen, and it will be like a civil war... in school."

Kairi nodded, "Got it. Won't tell. Done."

"But, how can we be sure you've 'got it'. You're going to have to stick around with us from now on. Besides, you don't have any friends yet, do you? You're new."

Kairi nodded, swaying her head from side to side slightly as she did so. As though she were comparing two options, and nodding at the same time. She supposed she didn't have any friends, but as it turned out, Naminé was quite popular, so making friends shouldn't be too hard.

But, it seemed that those thoughts were crushed as 'Selph' brought out a hand in front of her, "Selphie, 'kay? I'll be your bestest friend, ever!" Kairi extruded her own arm.

"Kairi."

"Yuffie," the girl flicked her two first fingers from her forehead to somewhere in the sky, "Nice to meet ya, Kairi."

Kairi decided then and there that, despite this was a forced friendship, she was going to enjoy it.

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a/n: yay! updated again! took me a while didnt it? XD oh well hope you enjoyed it! next chapter up soon!! oh yeah... and i changed it from first person to third person. heh heh...