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Chapter 1:The Weirdness Begins
The Refugio gang have entered the mansion of the mad Dr Howler and Kaia tagged along too because he would''t miss seeing Joey wet himself now would he? ... (oh and the Yams have their own bodies)
They are all inside looking dumbstruck... well... maybe not the Kaia brothers because they have a bigger holiday mansion
Joey: shivers This place is giving me ad creeps, you guys
Seto: sarcastically/usual tone Awww is the puppy afraid of an old mansion? Why don''t you leave just now and save yourself the embarrassment of wetting yourself at every strange noise you hear?
Joey: jumps in front of Seto so he can yell in his face I''M NOT AFRAID OF NUTHIN, RICHBOY!!! jumps 5ft in the air and screams like a little girl when the door slams shut on it''s own
Everyone:Anime Sweatdrops
Duke: jumps up and down all hyper like Hay... I have an idea... a good one
Bakura: snorts Well theres a first
Ryou: scolds Be nice turns to duke with a sweet smile that could give you diabetes Please continue
Duke: looks confused Continue what?
Malik: sighs You said you had an idea
Duke: stupid smile oh... yeah... that... I kinda forgot
Everyone: anime facefalls
Yami: We could split up in to teams and check out parts of the mansion so we know were everything is and don''t get lost
Tea: glomps him That is such a good idea. I love it
Yugi: prys tea off him with a cro-bar before she suffocates him
Malik: So... who is gona go with who?
Yugi: thinks for a moment Joey, Duke and Tristan can go together
Seto: smirks Team Stupid
Joey, Duke and Tristan: give Seto death glares which have no effect
Yugi: Kaiba, Mokuba and Tea can go together
Bakura: snikers Team Sweet ''n'' Sour
Seto: growls at Bakura
Yugi: I''ll go with my fellow Hikaris and the Yamis can go together... oh and we meet up hear once we explore one part... agreed?
Everyone: mutters Agreed
5 minutes later everyone splits up
Team Stupid (A.K.A Joey, Duke and Tristan) check out a long hallway
Joey: Why do i get the feeling we''re being watched?
Tristan:clucks like a chicken
Joey: I AINT NO CHICKEN!!! ... wait a sec where did Duke go?
Tristan: shrugs shoulders Dunno maybe ghosts got im... sighs not realy caring oh well... life goes on
Joey: laughs DON''T BE STUPID, STUPID THERE AINT NO GHOSTS!!!
Duke: jumps out infront of them wearing a white cloth with eye holes cut out BOO!!!
Joey and Tristan: jump in to each others arms and scream
Duke: takes off sheet off laughs You... should... have... seen... the... looks on your faces laughs harder
Joey and Tristan: still trembling in fear
Duke: stops laughing and cocks an eyebrow C''mon guys it wasn''t that scary
Joey and Tristan: shake their heads and point behind Duke GHOST!!!
Duke: turns around to come face to face with a real ghost AAAHHH!!! RUN FOR IT!!!!
Team Stupid: run away screaming like little girls
Ghost: Anime Sweatdrops Pathetic
Team Sweat ''n'' Sour (A.K.A Kaiba, Mokuba and Tea) check out theChapter 3: Yami's Cat Moves
Seto:stared blankly at what was written in the file before reading it out for everyone "It says here that in order to make the ultimate soldiers they mixed the D.N.A of a whole bunch of different animals with a bunch of different chemical compounds to produce the first stage of a Bio-Tech experiment, once inside the body it will slowly transform the person in to a half human, half animal if half the bottle is drunk. Are any of you following this?" looks up from file
Everyone minus Yami who is freaking out because he has just grown a black tail: stare at Seto as if he was speaking a different language
Joey: blank look on his face "Ummm... could you say dat again... without the big words?"
Seto: steam comes out his ears and growls "Your all stupid... accept you Mutt...your a vegetable" walks off with Mokuba following behind
Joey: growls "I hope ya run in to a ghost or sumthin ya jerk!!!"
Duke: "Shouldn't we do sumthin about him" points to Yami who is still slightly traumatized by his new appearance (he now has pointed black cat ears instead of his own, long claws instead of fingernails, yellow cat eyes, fangs and a long black tail)
Tristan: light bulb appears over his head "I know what we could do..."
Bakura: snatched light bulb from over Tristan's head and eats the glass part "Mmmm... idea" spits it out "Ewwww...dumb plan" sticks his tongue out in disgust
Tristan: walks up to Yami "Sorry man, I think Duke wants his mirror back" picks up full length mirror and hands it to Duke
Duke: puts mirror back in his pocket "Thats not what I meant..."
Marik: smirks "I think I might be starting to enjoy my self" picks up Yami by his tail "Bwahahahahahaha"
Yami: is only centimeters from the ground since Marik's hand grasping his tail is over his head "I truly hate you..."
Bakura: looks slightly hurt "What about me? I thought you hated me..." tears form in his eyes
Yami: sighs in annoyance "I hate both of you..." to Marik "PUT ME DOWN NOW!!!"
Marik: gives a cheesy salute "O.K your the boss" drops him on his face
Ryou: scolds "Marik Ishtar that wasn't very nice... appologise this instant"
Marik: looks at Ryou like he is crazy "What are you?... my mother?"
Ryou: "JUST DO IT!!!"
Marik: "O.K O.K just don't yell at me like that... jeez" helps Yami up "Sorry"
Yami: blinks "So where's Kaiba and Mokuba"
Elsewhere
Mokuba: "Big brother, shouldn't we have just stayed with the others?"
Seto: "Why? so we could catch morontitis from the Nimrods?"
Mokuba: "Morontitis? is that even a word"
Seto: "It is a virus that is spread amongst the stupid that makes the smart stupid like them"
Mokuba: anime sweatdrops "I'm going back to the others, this place is making you go crazy" walks off
Seto: "Mokuba... beware the morons... beware the mooooooorrrrrrrrrrooooooooonnnnnnnnnssssss!!!" crouches up in corner with knees touching his chin rocking back and forth "I'm not crazy... they are... they all are...right Mr flibbel" faces a duck hand puppet on his left hand "yes they are the crazy ones..."
Back with the gang
Malik: "I say it is impossible..."
Bakura: "Well I say it is possible...".
Malik: "Isn't"
Bakura: "Is"
Malik: "Isn't"
Bakura: "Is"
Malik: "Isn't"
Bakura: "Isn't"
Malik: "Is...oh wait...shit...I can't belive I just fell for that one..."
Everyone: laughs
Mokuba: walks in"...What are you laughing about?"
Bakura: "Malik and I where arguing and it got in to one of those arguments where you say the opposite of what you said before to win"
Mokuba: "...I...see...so what were you arguing about?"
Malik: "We were arguing if the Pharaoh had supper cat abilities now... I claimed he didn't that he just looked like one..."
Bakura: "And I claimed he did... and won the argument"
Mokuba: "Why don't we let him be the judge of that"
Tristan: nudges Yami "You heard em buddy... do sumthin cool"
Yami: sighs takes a few steps back before taking a leep at the wall which he ended up running on, he lept off the wall and did a mid air flip and landed on a pole (that came from nowhere) on one foot, he switched his foot with his hand and then did a mid air back flip before landing on his feet in front of Malik
Everyone: stares with mouth agape "Wow..."
Joey: "Did you take martial arts or sumthin...coz those moves where like sumthin from a kung fu movie"
Yami: "To tell you the truth even I was unaware I could do that..."
Bakura: holds palm out in front of Malik "Pay the man"
Malik: sighs digs in his pocket and slaps a fifty in Bakura's hand "Happy now?"
Bakura: "Very" slight smirk
To be continued...
(A/N: BTW in case you don't know, that Mr flibbel joke was from Red Dwarf)