Sorry everyone for the long delay, and vanishingness. I have been busy with stuff. Some of it boring stuff. Here is the next chapter! I hope this makes up for it!
"NOOO!" Legolas wailed, tears threatening to come out of his eyes. He tried to hold them back, for Aragorn's sake.
"What's wrong?" Aragorn asked, "Did someone die?"
Legolas sniffed, he could not break the tragic news of Aragorn's soon to come death. He just couldn't bear it! No, why? Oh, why must it come to this?
"Why are you crying?" Aragorn asked. He never saw his friend cry, except for that one time he had thought he had died.
"I cannot bring myself to speak."
"But you are speaking."
"NO! Of the tragic matter at hand!"
"What? My torn shirt?"
"What?" Legolas stopped crying.
"You're crying because my shirt got ripped?"
"No, why would? WHAT! YOU MEAN YOU DIDN"T GET HURT!"
"Uh... I don't think so, do you want me to check?"
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Legolas screamed.
"Oh, good," the troll said. "Then I don't."
Legolas screamed and ran at the troll, the troll screamed and ran. He was afraid of angry elves, as everyone should be. But strangely enough Aragorn is not. Probably having something to do with Elrond and Erestor.
Legolas jumped on a low hanging tree branch, then a higher one, then onto the troll's back, then awesomely stabbed it in the head with his sword. And... It died.
"YAY!" Aragorn cheered for his friend.
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Legolas shrieked at his friend. Aragorn started running, the only thing he is afraid of is when one certain elf is angry, well, sometimes. Most of the time he just stands to the side and laughs, as all the orcs die.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" Aragorn screamed, running as fast as he could, which was fast for a human, except Glorfindel. But... Glorfindel was not there, so, he managed to stay ahead of Legolas, or at least for a little while.
Aragorn threw some Kool-aid behind him, Legolas caught it and drank it, then felt much better. "Aragorn! Where are you going?"
Aragorn forgot why he was running, so ran back to where Legolas was drinking Kool-aid.
"Can I have some?"
"Sure," Legolas replied, then gave him some grape Kool-aid.
A few seconds later Galion came running up. "AHA! I found you!"
"Yes, yes you did," Legolas said. "What about it?"
Galion jerked a miny trophy out of his pocket.
"Oh, HEY! I remember that!" Aragorn said. "You won that for being the karate master!"
"I did? Oh, yeah, that's right! You will now bow to my wishes Strider, and I will have my revenge using Legolas!"
"One moment," Aragorn said. He held up a finger, then he and Legolas turned around, whispering for a couple minutes.
"Okay," Legolas said, turning back around. "We have a better idea."
"What is it?" Galion said, trying to put on his most angry face.
"How about we become your evil henchmen, which would be a better revenge for my Ada, right?"
Galion studied the two for a while, "Okay, fine," he finally agreed. "Besides, I do need evil henchmen and I don't have any yet."
"YAY!" Aragorn cheered, "We get to be evil!"
"Gfmpchltr," Legolas muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
"Where to first?" Aragorn asked.
"Hmm, let's see. What about-"
"Mirkwood!" Legolas excaimed.
"Later," Galion waved a hand at him. "The Shire?"
"The what?"
"Eh, Gondor first," Galion said. "Now, let's go!"
"YAY!" The two cheered and followed their new master.
-.-
"I sense a great evil," Elrond said in a dramatic voice.
"It's just super glue," Arwen stated.
"Ug, you make everything so boring," Elrond said.
"It's not my fault. I got it from you."
"Le gasp! How dare you! Where do you think Elladan and Elrohir got their funess?"
"I thought they were adopted."
"Le gasp! No! You where!"
"WHAT!" Arwen screamed. "How come no one ever told me!"
"I was joking."
"Oh, whew, that's a relief!"
"Not."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
Elrond snickered evilly, and ran off. Arwen still had her hands stuck together.
"ADA!" She yelled. He ran faster, cackling evilly. Arwen ripped her hands apart, and screamed. Mostly because she was in pain, the other part... she found out the dress she was wearing was not her favorite white one. Well, it used to be. Now it was green.
"ELLADAN ELROHIR!"
The twins snickered and ran off to find Erestor, and give him their newly found pet.
-.-
"Gondor!" Legolas exclaimed. "The great an... whatever, Greenwood is better."
Aragorn was too busy staring at his favorite tree, "Wow! Isn't it beautiful!?"
"Not really."
"I was talking about the tree!"
"Oh, sure."
"Will you two shut your pie holes!?" Galion asked.
"Nothing shuts my pie hole but pie," Aragorn replied.
"I prefer vanilla bean ice cream," Legolas said.
"Le gasp!" Aragorn exclaimed. "I just got an idea! What if you put vanilla ice cream on apple pie!?"
"Yes! Let's try it!" Legolas exclaimed. Some apple pie appeared with some vanilla bean ice cream on it.
"This is the awesomeest!" Aragorn yelled. "Do you want some Galion?"
"No."
"But I thought you liked apple pie," Aragorn said, gobbling down more ice cream covered pie.
Galion squinted at Aragorn for a moment. "Fine, he said, then took the pie Aragorn offered him. He ate it, made a face, and then threw it behind him when he thought Aragorn wasn't looking.
"That wasn't very nice," Legolas said.
"Yeah, well-"
He was cut off by Aragorn who was talking on excited like. "We made it through!"
"Well, duh," Galion said, then shook his head.
"Hey! Didn't we come here when we were sharing Kool-aid with the world?" Aragorn asked Legolas.
"Yep, sure did. But Galion has never been here."
"Oh, right. I forgot."
About three hours later they came to the top, and stopped to ask directions from a guard. Galion pulled his trophy from his pocket, it gleamed brightly.
"I demand to tell you where your king is!"
The guard pointed at Aragorn, "Right there."
"Uh... He means the steward," Legolas said quickly.
"Oh, right that way," the guard pointed to a big chair with a sad and grumpy man sitting in it.
Galion ran up to him, holding the trophy high. "You will do all as I command! Bow to me!"
The Steward thumped to the floor.
"Is he dead?" Galion asked.
"No," the guard replied. "He does that all the time, he's just asleep."
"I command you to awake!" Galion exclaimed.
The steward mumbled something, and stumbled to his feet. He blinked and looked around, then yawned. He looked at Galion, and blinked. "I will do your bidding," he said in a motto tone.
"GOODY! NOW GET ME SOME KOOL-AID!"
Some Kool-aid appeared in front of Galion, he took a drink. "Hmm, it's fun bossing people around."
"What about elves?" Aragorn asked.
"Sure, then too. But humans are so much more fun!"
"Oh,"Aragorn shrugged. "WAIT! I AM THE KING! HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD ME!
Legolas clamped a hand over his mouth, "You must keep it a secret," he whispered in his ear.
"Oh, okay."
"What was that?" Galion asked, whirling around the trophy held high.
"It's a secret," Aragorn said in a secretive voice.
Galion shrugged, "Let's go. I'm bored. Where to next?!" He shouted the last part, thrusting up his trophy.
"Ow," the trophy said,
"Sorry."
"What about the shire?" Legolas said. "I've always wanted to visit the shire."
Galion cackled evilly, "TO THE SHIRE!"
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