"Our tributes are: Pinkie Pie and Rainbowdash, Elmo and Cookie Monster, Kaito and Miku, a random Dalek and its wife, Edward and his wife Jacob, the male and female Wii Fit Trainers, GLaDOS and Atlas, the Pyro and the Soldier, Gunter and Tree Trunks, Dora and Diego, those two... beaver... things, and Kirby and Meta Knight. Please refrain from gnawing on Kirby, he - she? - is not a food item. Thank you."
"Now everyone report to the hall with the vending machine at the end."
As everyone was reporting, Perry noticed something odd about... about... the vending machine. He noticed that it didn't sell granola bars.
He also noticed that it appeared to be a secret portal leading to a training room. Perry entered the portal along with the other tributes to be scored. Dora went first, then everybody else followed. Finally it was Perry's turn.
There were several dummies lined up in a row just begging to be decapitated. The judges were Slenderman, another Slenderman (this one in a tutu), and a third Slenderman in a rather stylish top hat.
Perry triple-backflipped onto the third Slenderman's top hat, landing in a hand-stand. He bent his elbows much like you would in a push-up, and sprang up (still grasping the top hat) onto the first dummy's left collarbone, placing the top hat onto it's head with such force that the dummy's head burst into approximately 1 million pieces. He continued to assassinate the rest of the dummies in record time (8.46 seconds) using nothing but the stylish headwear and his own extreme awesomesauce.
They all gathered back at the place with the podium, as their scores were announced.
"Hello, my name is Curious Jones." announced Curious Jones.
Some of the audience members muttered things like, "Another crossover name?" or, "Are the authors just running out of creativity?"
Despite the controversy, Curious Jones continued, "Now the scores: Dora scored a 2, Diego scored a 4, GLaDOS got disqualified for being stationary, Atlas scored a 7, The Pyro scored a 5, The Soldier scored a 6, Kaito scored a 1, Miku scored a 4, The male Wii Fit Trainer scored a 4, The female Wii Fit Trainer scored a 4 as well, Elmo scored an 9 for creepiness, Cookie Monster scored a 4, Pinkie Pie scored a 3, Rainbowdash scored a 4, the Dalek scored an 8, the Dalek's wife scored a 6, Gunter scored a perfect 11 for his hypnotic skills,"
Several whoops could be heard from the crowd
"Tree Trunks scored a 4, Edward scored a 0, his wife Jacob scored a -6, Kirby scored a 9, Meta Knight scored a 10, the blue beaver thing scored a 10, and the projectile weapon beaver scored a 6," ended Curious Jones. "Now, please, relax and refresh yourself before we send you to slaughter." He giggled in an evil, adorable, adventurous way.
AN: So there ya go - the tributes, and their scores. This is fast-paced because we want to get to the part where everyone's killing everyone else, heheheheh!
Comments would be much obliged. Even hater-comments, as we absolutely love coming up with ways to make you look like an idiot.