Teams? Teams?
Quick note 1: Sorry about being late. Updates will go up on SATURDAY,and the fall-back date if I miss one will be the following WEDNESDAY! There, schedule set up. I will do my best to adhere to this, but life is a thing, so no guarantees. Edit: Will go up whenever I bloody feel like it.
Quick note 2: Unless one character has a specific moment with themselves before the fight, the episode will start with the pods opening up on stage. Followed by Waluigi's quip and then the fight.
Quick note 3: All Pokemon can talk. That's important, trust me.
Quick note 4: This fight includes a couple references to the Assist Me series by Maximillian Dood on youtube. Check him out.
Anyway, on with the fight.
Lucario was riding the elevator pod to the stage, his first opponent being the Pokemon trainer.
"Alright, plan: I can use my aura power to my advantage. He'll probably send out his Ivysaur first, which will help me out tremendously. I can let it wail on me and there isn't any danger of it killing me. Then once I am significantly damaged, I can demolish all three of his Pokemon easily."
The door opened, and Lucario saw 3 opposing doors, and when he stepped out of his pod he saw two on his side. He looked up at Waluigi, who could barely control his laughter.
"Man, the look on your face is priceless!" Waluigi smirked. "Ladies and Gentlemen, May I introduce to you, the Aura-wielding, Damage soaking Pokemon, Lucario!" The crowd was silent due to the fact that they were as confused as Lucario.
"Oh, I guess I should explain, I have decided to kick it up another couple notches, 3 to be exact: the 3 changes are as follows:
Stages will now terraform to the stage of the person selected by..." Waluigi wasn't having the easiest time getting the sheet of of the contraption. Lucario begrudgingly shot an aura sphere to the sheet. This shredded the sheet leaving Waluigi speechless for a good 30 seconds. "Uh thanks... By this wheel!"
"Smash balls are now in play. Because screw you this is my tourney. And you can use them infinitely until it is beaten out of you. "
"Battles are now going to be fought with teams. I feel like 1 on 1 fights aren't as interesting."
"Alright then, Who all's here?" Lucario asked disdainfully.
"Well, If you must know, On Lucario's side, we have Yoshi!" Raucous yelling. Because you know, Yoshi. "And R.O.B.!" Not a lot of people were screaming. The few that were, were exceedingly loud.
"On the other side, we have the team comprised of Pokemon trainer on point, Pikachu on the left wing and Lucas on the other wing."
Lucario began charging up an Aura sphere nervously.
"Any questions... No? Good. Spin that Wheel!" It awkwardly clicked for a oddly long amount of time and landed on Lucario. "Ah! Spear pillar it is.
"This seems like a fair fight, 3 against 3." Trainer said with a cockiness in his voice.
Lucario regained his composure "Uh, I don't like those odds" And he immediately fired his aura sphere at Pikachu. Pikachu crumpled and appeared to have no will left fight. "Well, 3 on 2. Oh well" Trainer snarked. "Charizard go!"
"Alright, Let's do this!" Lucario shouted as he pushed R.O.B. And Yoshi out of the way. Charizard began with a fury of strikes, although Lucario dodged all of them, and then Lucario Flipped Charizard in a judo-like fashion to buy time so he could deal with Lucas.
Lucas screamed incoherently and charged toward Lucario with his stick, but Lucario caught the strike and proceeded to the same exact judo-flip to Lucas. The crowd laughed hysterically.
Lucas, while on the ground, found the first smash ball. 'My chance!' he thought.
Charizard got back up. Lucario and Charizard traded a few more blows and ended up in a stance that Zard was looming over Lucario, Both of Lucario's hands clenched.
"We're gonna kill you." Zard said, with blood lust in his eyes.
Lucas got up and wobbled over to R.O.B.. He didn't know what to think of R.O.B., so he decided to smack talk.
"Hey. Hey robot. Hey, stupid, silent, robo..." R.O.B. Instantly grabbed the glowing man's wrist with a death grip. Lucas couldn't even finish his sentence before he started screaming in pain.
Lucario looked up at the Pokemon who wanted to kill him, and he only had one means of escape.
"Aura Sphere!" And he blasted Charizard straight into Yoshi's awaiting tongue. Zard was put into an egg. Lucario looked over at ROB and asked "You got that buddy?" ROB responded "This child is Child's play." Lucario nodded "Alright!"
Lucas looked up, "Child's play? Let me show you what I wasn't allowed to do at school! PK Starstorm!" Rob stood perfectly still and every shot missed him. "Oh, you weren't gonna dodge, I thought you were gonna dodge so I fired around you. Well, let me try again." ROB Hit Lucas pretty hard and stole the smash ball. "My ball."
Rob started glowing and he shouted "Diffusion Beam!" Crazy lasers started to come out.
Lucas screamed in pain "Ow. I'm bleeding, and there is so much blood. Ow. OOOOW!" Lucas ended up on the floor. Rob then handed the Smash ball to Lucario.
Charizard managed to crack his way out of the egg. He immediately fell on his back.
Zard mumbled "Lucas, you better have done your dang job." Upon seeing that Yoshi was grabbing him off the floor, he reacted "Aw, crap."
Yoshi threw Zard at ROB, who locked his hands together, spun them around at blazing speeds and delivered a roundhouse that Chuck Norris would be proud of. This put him directly below Lucario, who had already started his Final smash.
"Playtime's over, Charizard! Now get the heck outta Gen 4! AURA STORM!"
Charizard was defeated. Waluigi rang the final bell.
"Here are you winners: Lucario, R.O.B., and Yoshi!" Waluigi Exclaimed!
