Lissa and Robin(M) C

It was dark. Very, very dark. Robin was currently in a forest surrounded by Risen. Those damn Risen. All he had was his iron sword; his thunder tome broke earlier.

How do tomes even BREAK? They're BOOKS! Robin thought to himself. However, to his dismay, he could hear wolves howling to his left… and right… and EVERYWHERE.

Maybe the Risen and the wolves will just fight each other? Robin thought. It started to look that way, at least. The Risen and the wolves looked at each other for a few moments, as if making some sort of agreement.

What are they doing? The Risen are walking towards them… wait… are they- HOLY NAGA-

"BWARGH! Wha-?! RISEN! WOLVES! RISEN RIDING WOLVES! They're all… Wait a moment…"

There were no wolves, no Risen, and definitely no Risen RIDING wolves. Only him, and a laughing Lissa next to him. He quickly realized what happened, and Lissa confirmed his suspicions,

"'BWARGH'?! Oh gods, that was HILARIOUS! Heeeee hee hee hee hee!"

While he was angry, the joy of there being no wolf-men-zombies was calming him down,

"Lissa, gods bless it… I was fast asleep!"

She continued to grin, "And dreaming of Risen and wolves, apparently? Tee hee hee!" she then tried to sound sincere, but she failed miserably, "I'm sorry. I tried to resist-I really did. But it was just too perfect!"

In the back of Robin's mind, he knows he would have done the same thing, but he wouldn't admit it. Instead, he decided to play along, "Who does such things? Is that really how your parents raised you?!"

Lissa's tone turned sour, shocking Robin, "…I… I don't know…. I never really knew my parents…."

Nice goin' Robin! Way to keep the happiness alive! "Oh… Oh, right… That was… Er…"

She smiled, "Oh, don't worry about it. I know you didn't mean anything by it. And actually, there's something else that I should be apologizing for…"

Redemption! Redemption! "Whatever it is, I'm sure I can forget it if you can forgive my heartless comment."

Lissa jumped up, "Really? That's great! Oh, I was So sure you were going to be SO angry… See, I was kinda doodling a pic of you in your big, new book of battle strategies… Aaand then I kinda spilled the ink and kinda… ruined the book, kinda… completely. Ireallyreallyreallydidn'tmeanto!"

Robin face lit up bright red, "WHAT?! But that was a rare text! I had just started to…"

Dead parents, Robin! Dead parents! "…Er" He cleared his throat, "I mean… It's… It's fine. Accidents… happen."

Lissa absolutely beamed, "Oooh pheeew"

You know, her smile's worth a ruined textbook. Robin though.

But he didn't dare say it out loud.

Funfact: Due to Lissa's Aaands, pheeews, etc., spellcheck hated this chapter.

Another Funfact: Spellcheck is misspelled according to spellcheck.