Disclaimor: I don't own Naruto or King of Bandits: Jing. I also forgot to mention that part of the brainstorming for this story came from watching the anime "Inukami" so there are probably a few elements in here concerning that...anyway, i don't own Inukami.
A/N: This is the third chapter. Many of you were wondering how Naruto will be doing with the ladies (considering Sasuke). Naruto...he'll be having much more difficulty with the ladies...not because of lack of skill or anything of the sort...but because of a certain...element that comes into play. You'll understand why in this next chapter...
Third Shot: A Pair of Bandits!
"Naruto-kun! Why are you constantly flirting with other woman when you have me with you?" whined the young woman.
The boy in question was currently walking away, ignoring the young woman whom was currently hanging off of him…literally, she had her arms wrapped around his shoulders and was currently letting him drag her along as she continued asking him questions in a whiney, yet cute, voice.
The boy in question was sporting black baggy pants, which he used carefully for its multiple, large, pockets. Over his upper body he wore an ordinary dark blue muscle shirt, which allowed him to move around with relative ease. His hair was a sunny blonde color and his eyes were dark blue. However, the most notable mark on this boy had to be the six whisker-like marks that adorned his face, three on each cheek.
"NARUTO-KUN!"
The boy sighed in slight irritation…
The girl constantly followed him around ever since the day they met two years ago. It was the day after he had first started his new…occupation, and he had been allowed to stay in a rather fancy hotel suite, one his…accountant…had provided for him. It was one of the nicest places he had ever stayed in, and the King-sized bed definitely helped the situation. He went to sleep, just like any night, but when he woke up…there she was, in bed with him…
IN THE FREAKING BED!
He hadn't even met her before and she just randomly fell asleep next to him. When he complained about it to his accountant the man just waved it off, told him to suck it up, and to stop acting gay. It was the closest he had ever come to killing someone…his accountant, not the girl. Unfortunately his accountant had far to many clients…so even touching the man would've been suicide…both actual and financial. So he asked another man, an acquaintance of his by the name of Kakuzu. Kakuzu's reply was to just ignore her.
So he just ignored the girl…he ignored her when she continued staying in his hotel suite for the four days that he had been allowed to stay. He had ignored her when he left. He had ignored her when she started following him. He had ignored her when she proclaimed that she was now his fiancé and would be with him forever – in front of no less than fifty people who "awwwed" at the display. He had ignored her when he started running as if the hounds of hell were after him and she easily kept up with him. He had ignored her when he freaked out and started chucking all his throwing weapons at her and she dodged EVERY FREAKING one. He had ignored her when he broke down in fear and tears. And finally, he had ignored her when she glomped him and just caressed his head – telling him not to worry that she would never leave him…EVER!
Kami he hated Kakuzu, that money-worshiping bastard!
He sighed in depression as he shifted his eyes towards the girl, finding her currently nuzzling his cheek with her own. It wasn't like she was ugly or anything…in all actuality she was kinda cute.
Except two things kept scaring him about the girl. One…she was uncomfortably promiscuous and clingy. Two…she was part fox…
Though the latter was obviously a little stranger than the former.
He immediately began studying the girl for what must have been the hundredth time. She looked fifteen, even though she kept claiming to be close to a hundred…though at this point he was willing to believe anything. She had long black hair, which extended halfway down her back. Her ears were noticeably pointy, similar to those old fantasy stories he's read about elves. Her eyes were crimson, and with slitted pupils. Although the latter two weren't really anything that couldn't be explained by claiming a bloodlimit or a birth defect. Heck he's heard stories about a man walking around that looked like a freaking shark…he'd probably break out in laughter if he ever saw the man.
Somewhere far away, Hoshigaki Kisame sneezed…earning a glare from Uchiha Itachi, as a squad of ninja, whom Kisama had just alerted with his sneeze, attacked them.
She normally wore a red yukata…that ended about five inches above her knees, showing a considerable amount of her long legs. Despite what stories or legends would say, this specific kitsune wasn't sporting a long fluffy tail. He was somewhat grateful for that, seeing as a foxtail would be much more difficult to pass off as a bloodline trait.
Now one may wonder…how he could possibly be so sure that she was a Kitsune, when she didn't exhibit the primary traits that usually depicted one in the numerous stories people have written regarding them?
POOF!
Naruto's eye twitched as the girl disappeared from his back and a twilight black fox, the size of a large dog, walked passed the boy.
That's how…
She had the annoying habit of transforming into her 'fox-form' at the most random times, for seemingly no reason at all. Once again, it was rather lucky that she chose not to do so in front of other people…that would also be difficult to pass off as a blood limit.
"Kasumi?"
The fox immediately turned her head, staring at the boy with her red eyes…
Naruto sighed…the question had been plaguing his mind for the past two years…yet she never gave him a straight answer. "Who the hell is your father?"
The only thing she ever said about her following him around, was that her father had wanted them to be together…yet she never mentioned who her father was…
The fox-girl blinked a few times and Naruto unconsciously clutched his stomach…it began aching again.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTo say that the Kyuubi no Kitsune was pissed would be the understatement of the century.
He was pissed that he had been sealed into this little bastard thirteen years ago, by an old man no less…and he had been especially pissed when that cursed Hokage had randomly decided upgrade the seal on the boy's naval. Now he was completely locked up, with no chance of ever escaping or even communicating with his host. Of course, slivers of his chakra had been escaping into the boy's chakra coils over the years, granting him demonic strength, speed, and regeneration. But that's it…he would be stuck there until the seal absorbed him, which would probably happen in another few years…or until the boy died.
There was of course the option to send out a distress call for help…
Unfortunately being the self proclaimed Fox Bastard King of All Demons, Death, Destruction, Carnage, Chocolate Bunny Rabbits, Massacres, Tsunamis, Earthquakes, and Fire…made him the enemy of many…especially that damn One-tailed who wanted to claim his title of King of All Chocolate Bunny Rabbits and he'd be DAMNED if he allowed that asshole to do that…but that was a whole different story.
The point was he didn't have many people to call for assistance. His most obvious choice was his daughter…whom was abnormally weak for a demon - hell she was weak by the standards of most hanyous and even some humans – but she would have to do.
So he attempted to send the distress message…but realized that the cursed seal was preventing him from sending any calls for help. For the next ten years, he pissed and moaned about the annoying seal and the stupid old man who has doomed him to this existence. But then he received his opportunity…in the form of a Solar Eclipse. One thing that many people didn't realize was that he gained power from a Solar Eclipse…his kami-like power nearly DOUBLED! Unfortunately, if the seal hadn't been strong enough to seal him up, the three others placed over it would have easily had done the trick, so he didn't have the power to escape…but he did have the power to send the Message.
The Message, was actually a telepathic ability shared by demons, and was extremely difficult to use. He would literally have to write a message out in his head, in a demonic Kanji, before sending it out using demonic chakra. The recipient would receive the message and would see it written out in their mind. It was something that gave him a little pride in being a demon…humans with all there chakra techniques and technology would surely never be able to come up with something this magnificent…Right?
So on the night of the Solar Eclipse…the Kyuubi sent out his message…
"Kasumi, I've been sealed inside the body of a Ningen. I want you to find the boy, find a way to release me, and then I can finally KILL him!"
He probably should not have wasted time writing out his future actions, but the demon was still quite pissed off, so what can you do. Unfortunately two things went wrong. The first was Makai, the World of Demons, was experiencing disastrous weather conditions around the area where Kasumi resided…which blocked out a portion of the message…leaving
"Kasumi, I've been sealed inside the body of a Ningen. I want you to find the boy, - , and - KILL him!"
Another unfortunate turn of events was that Kyuubi wasn't the best at using Demonic Kanji, his Kanji was actually quite abysmal. It usually took him a while to remember what Kanji meant what and in the Demonic language two Kanji looked very similar, to the point where many people mistook them quite often. It was unfortunate that Kyuubi made the same mistake…for one of the two words were kill.
So when a half asleep Kasumi received the message from her father…it read…
"Kasumi, I've been sealed inside the body of a Ningen. I want you to find the boy, - , and - SEDUCE him!"
It was well known that foxes, even fox demons, mated for life. Now…not much was known about Kasumi, as she didn't socialize with many other demons. However, one thing was definitely a known fact about her. She was a daddy's girl, has been her whole entire life. In fact, one of the reasons Kyuubi left to go to the Ningen World, was because he feared she possessed an Elektra-complex…and he REALLY didn't want to deal with that.
But anyway, when a sleeping Kitsune girl received the telepathic message from her father to seduce some random stranger, her immediate response was to shrug and say, "Alright!"
After all, Daddy knows best.So, even though he never received a reply, the Kyuubi waited for his daughter. It took her close to three months to FINALLY arrive on the scene. The brat had been sleeping in a rather nice hotel room at the time and Kasumi, in her ningen form, just snuck into the room and stood over the boy for a few moments.
At that point, the Kyuubi started cheering, even though he knew that no one could hear him, believing that his daughter was going to free him. "GO KASUMI GO! GO KASUMI GO! GO KASUMI GO! GO-"
At that point the fox girl started nuzzling the boy's belly, "Don't worry daddy, I'll be a good wife to the man you have chosen for me!"
"KASUMI GO- HUH!"
She sighed with a slight blush on her face as she got into bed with the boy.
The Kyuubi blinked once…twice…a third time…in fact he stayed there for approximately half an hour, as what Kasumi said had difficulty getting into his head. When he finally understood, he only had one thing to say… "Oh crap…did I use the wrong Kanji again?"
After all, there was a reason why the former lovers the great dog Biju, Inu no Gobi and the great cat Biju, Nekomata no Nibi…were now mortal enemies (and subsequently, all of their followers).
"FUCK!"
XXXXXXXXXXXKasumi blinked a few more times as she looked behind her quickly and noticed the bar at the corner, "Oh no one you'd know, hey buy me a drink, Naruto-kun!" she said as she took off in the direction of the bar, still in fox form.
The blonde slapped himself in the head, an old habit he picked up from the little time he got to spend with his father…
Why did he feel like she was hiding something from him…hmmm…oh well, hopefully it wasn't anything to important. Right?
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Inside the boy's body... the Nine-tailed fox demon could only think one thing. "FUCK!"
A/N: Hope you liked that chapter. I forgot to mention that this will be sort of a Naru/Harem...though in many cases he won't be getting pass first base...why? Wait for future updates.
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