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As everyone came back into the sitting room after lunch they were laughing their butts off. The Stoll brothers had just finished recounting all of their most hilarious pranks.

"Now, where should I start," Percy said once they all calmed down.

"Yancy field trip," was all Annabeth said.

"Ahhh yes, the wonderful school for mental case children. I went there when I was twelve. Apparently I was a troubled kid, well I sort of was."

"Sort of," Annabeth snorted.

"Anyway, a girl, the meanest nastiest girl on the face of the planet, dumped her lunch in Grover's lap while we were eating lunch outside of the museum with all the Greek and Latin stuff. I got so mad, I may have, maybe made the water in the fountain grab her. Yeah, then the devil math teacher, Mrs. Dodds, made me go inside. Then, the demon she-witch turned into a fury. Then, Mr. Brunner, A.K.A. Chiron, came in and threw me a pen that turned into a sword and I killed Mrs. Dodds.

"Then, while on the bus home, I see the fates-"

Cue gasping.

"You never told me that," was shouted from most of the future demigods.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, not my string they cut, but that is a different story.
"So, I get home and I see my ever so lovely ex-stepfather, Gabe Ugliano, biggest jerk in the world. He almost doesn't let my mother and I go to Monatauk, (grrrrr...) and that night Grover comes and freaks out because I ditched him at the bus terminal. So my mom drives us down to Camp, we are almost there when we get attacked my a minotaur, my mother is grabbed and she bursts into a shimmering gold light."

At this point some of the future demigods are confused, except for Percy, he and Poseidon are both crying, Poseidon because he thinks he just lost Sally, and Percy because he is remembering his frame of mind when that happened. The demigods who know Sally are confused because they know she is alive in the future.

"Then, I get angry, I manage to kill the minotaur, no weapon, no training, no help."

"How the Hades did you manage to do that? It took me years of training before I could take on the Minotaur," Theseus questioned.

"As I was saying," Percy continued. "I then, carried Grover to the Big House, where I collapsed and heard the voice of a man that sounded vaguely familiar and the voice of a girl. I just happened to get a glance at before I passed out. She had blonde hair curled like a princesses."

At this Annabeth and Percy blushed and all of the future demigods snickered because they knew it was her.

"Oh, how I love blackmail," Conner says while Travis holds up a notepad, both grinning.

"Katie, Miranda," Annabeth requested. The girls only nodded and then smacked their respective boyfriends on the back of the head.

"Thank you," Annabeth said.

Percy begins again.

"After being nursed back to health by my lovely, smart, and gorgeous girlfriend here, Chiron, who was undercover as Mr. Brunner at Yancy as my Latin teacher, explained to me about the gods and I was put into the Hermes cabin."

"Oh yeah, Hermes cabin!" Conner, Travis, and Chris yell.

"CALM DOWN!" There girlfriends yell back.

"AS I WAS saying," Percy screams the beginning to be heard through all of the yelling, letting them know that he is continuing.

"I get my 'initiation' from Clarisse here, but being the son of Poseidon that I am, the toilet water she tries to dunk me in, literally blows up in her face."

"Oh my gods, I remember that," Katie said through her laughter that she shared with everyone else, even Clarisse, who was laughing at herself for what she did.

"I remember thinking all the time, I need find mom, going down into the underworld was definitely an option.

"Finally I come to Capture the Flag. During the game I get attacked by a hellhound."

Cue gasping.

"Then I get claimed after my wounds from the hellhound get healed in the river. Then, I get moved from the Hermes cabin into the Poseidon cabin. Then of course, everyone is ignoring me.

"The, I get called to the Big House and I am offered quest. My prophecy was extremely - vague, elusive- something like that,

"You shall go west, and face the god who has turned,

You shall find what was stolen, see it safely returned,

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,

and you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end."

"Wow bro, intense," Apollo said.

"Yeah, a little bit," Percy says.

"So, I volunteer my services to the quest and Grover comes along to help, because he is just that great of a satyr," Annabeth continues.

Suddenly everyone's stomachs growled simultaneously.

"Well, since everyone is hungry why don't we eat dinner now," Athena suggests.

Everyone only nods and heads off to eat a delicious dinner.

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