Choji:

Choji sat atop his throne surrounded by beautiful women. Two of the fairest and rarest beauties sat on either side of him, touching and rubbing his chest.

"Our chubby baby's so cute!"

"And handsome, too!"

Choji belly laughed making the girls giggle with him. "Ladies, please! You're spoiling me!"

"Oh, but you deserve it!" one girl said.

"Yes, indeed you do!" said another. "You're the bravest, most amazing, powerful ninja we've ever seen!"

"That's right! This is your reward."

Choji looked down at the huge table before him staked with all sorts of different foods and treats. "Ladies, at this rate I'll never fit in my pants again!"

"We don't mind," a girl giggled.

"Yeah! The chubbier, the better!"

The girls feed him whatever he wanted. Afterwards, they treated him to a full body massage. Now this was living! The attention went on for ages and Choji was loving every minute of it. Suddenly his stomach started growling.

"Oh, my!" a girl exclaimed. "You've got a rumbly in your tumbly!"

"A what in my what?"

A girl whistled. "Bring in Choji's snack! The poor guy's hungry!"

A blond girl entered the room pushing an enormous bag of barbeque flavored chips across the floor.

"Ino?!" Choji was very surprised to see her here bringing him chips. Especially a bag twice the size of himself!

"Hi, Choji!" She pushed the bag to the middle of the room. "There you go, all set!"

"That's my snack?"

"Of course! You need to keep your strength up. Dig in!"

The girls shoved him forward and into the bag. He swam around in the chips nibbling as he went. At the bottom of the bag, he discovered another familiar face.

"Shikamaru?"

"Hey, Choji, what's up?"

He looked around to make sure there were no other surprises in store for him before answering. "Does any of this strike you as weird?"

Shikamaru shrugged. "Mmm, not really."

Choji looked at the dancing chips and slices of pizza that were now doing a tap-dance around the inside of the bag. "Oh? Then what do you call that? Dancing food?"

His lazy friend shrugged again. "Eh, it's your fantasy, not mine."

"Oh, yeah."

Choji made himself comfortable in the bag watching the edible performance with his friend. Soon enough, the girls had returned and were showering him with gifts and food. Sure it was weird, but hey, what dream has to make sense? He might as well enjoy it while he could.

~*~*~

Choji licked his lips and rolled onto his side, still propped up against the couch. "Ladies, please…" he mumbled in his sleep. "I can't… I couldn't eat another bite…"