Still don't own south park
me:hi you guy's sadly this chapter will be pretty short. I only have 3 question's but I don't like to keep people hanging. but leave your review's and I will answer. But before I start with there question I have a question of my own. cartman why did you say stan was lying when he said he did not like you
(everyone looks at cartman)
cartman: well (walks to stan) well before stan was Kyle's friend he was my best friend
(everyone gaps expect kyle who just looks up at stan hurt)
kyle: stan is that true
stan: no I don't even like him
carman: LIE
stan:WHEN WAS I YOUR BEST FRIEND!?
cartman:WHEN WE WERE IN KINDERGARDEN AND YOU ASKED FOR A COOKIE SO I GAVE IT TO YOU AND YOU SAID''THIS IS SOO GOOD'' AND I SAID THANKS AND YOU SAID ''IF YOU KEEP BRINGING COOKIES LIKE THIS YOU WILL BE MY BEST FRIEND'' AND I SAID OKAY AND THE YOU SAID DEAL AND I SAID DEAL AND THEN WE WERE BEST FRIENDS
stan:haha I wasn't your best friend cartman I only wanted your cookies
me:it's okay cartman don't cry
cartman: what ever you guys would not even know each other if it wasn't for me
stan: don't you dare
cartman:dar what tell kyle that
unknown voice:cartman get back here
cartman:oh my god I forgot about my date with butter's bye (jumps out of the window
me: okay then let's get to the question's frist one is What's the WORST thing Shelly has ever done to you? And like the other two will be from shablee
stan: umm well she cut off all my hair and then she broke my xbox
me: wow why
stan:because she was mad her boyfriend left her
kyle:what did you do after that?
Stan:oh I set all her pictures of justin bieber and her when she went to his concert on fire
me: wow then what?
Stan: well she broke my I could not walk for a year.
Kyle: oh yeah I remember when I had to come to your house and help you every night while your mom went to work.
Me:aww that's kind of cute but mushey very mushey anyhow next question she asked was How will you finally stand your ground and try fighting her yourself?
Stan: umm well she accutally left me alone when I truned 14 lats year but I would frist get a gun a really big one
me:wow you need a gun
stan:she had a growth sport
me:oh yeah you are going to need one
kyle: yes yes you will
stan: thanks for believing in me you guy's your really great.(sarcastic)
kyle: it's okay if you can't beat her I still loe you
me and stan are shocked
stan: (blushing) you love you?
Kyle: umm no I mean yes I mean next question
me: kyle you know you love him just say it
kyle: (blushing with rage) I SAID NEXT QUESTION
me: okay okay her last question is Do you still drink whiskey?
Stan: not really I eased my self off
me:how?
Stan:(stares at kyle blushing)
me:tell me
stan: it does not matter
me: yes it does
kyle:it's not bad I guess I could tell you
stan:why would you do that
kyle:i am not a shamed of it. what happened was I fount stan drinking and I asked him to stop because if he didn't and it killed him. I would would be crushed. (blushing)
stan:(blushing)
me: you two are so in love
stan:(blushing as kyle blushes) umm well is that it
me:yeah that's it love bird's
kyle: stop it and bye
stan:bye
me:thanks for reading leave your question's at the review
authors notes_
thanks for reading and leaving the questions. I hope I get more sorry this took so long. I have a test tomorrow so I had to study wish me luck. sorry it is drama filled and a little mushy. I am drama filled that's just me also I usually hate mushy thing's but I love this paring so if you like it thanks and if not tell me how to make it better I am always open minded. bye see you next chapter.