Author's Note
I did have a good idea for chapter 3 and wrote it out on the same day as chapter. However, the problem was wondering how you, the readers, would like it. I had to put in fluff or else chapter 3 would just look out of place. But I didn't want it to be uninteresting humdrum fluff that moved into the main plot extremely slow. And I wasn't sure if it was interesting or not, or if the chapter's beginning was too long or if the writing style was too Beige (uncreative but simple sentence structure). So I've been quite stressed for the entire month of June. Lol. Please enjoy and review!
They arrived at the European island around eight hours later, then there's the four hour time zone difference. So they been traveling from 8am to 8:45pm. They get out the tube, which is a subway that transport you into and through London. This subway was illuminated beyond the impossible so you have little idea it was about 9pm as they speak.
Bermuda's eyes grew twice as big as they glisten with Joy. "We are finally in London!" Excitement rolls off her tounge.
Serena, as she is known as in public, walks out the train with her father figure 'Arthur'. He smiled and looked down to her. "You really are excited aren't you?" She nods. "Make sure that you hang onto me so you dont get lost." He goes out to the streets holding his and her suitcases once the child grips onto his coat.
Serena looked up and around at her surroundings as they walked out of the subway. Hearing 'plop' under her feet, as she stepped into a puddle. Afterwards she tried to cross over them. Though the night was still moist, the atmosphere was translucent. If it were day, couldn't see anything two yards away due to the opaque mist. She snapped out of her observation, once Arthur led her to the bus stop. "Can we take a cab?" She looks at the small suitcase she carries, watching it shake violently. "It would give teddy some space to move around in."
Arthur smiled, "Alright then." He stopped at the corner near the taxi sign and looked around before waving to one driving down the street. Arthur smiled at Serena and opened the door for her. He stepped in after her closing the door behind. He buckled up, "The Kirkland residence." He said. His house was a known address since he represented England and the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The driver nodded and slowly drove through the fog covered streets.
London certainly didn't change much. Still the foggy climate and constant rain she grew to love. Despite living in the islands and daily sun which the UK tends to lack.
Arthur smiles and places a hand on her lap. "And how are your legs love?"
The shivering child shifts uncomfortably. "I-im fine... it's still hurting but it's less painful..." Then gasps in horror at her father. "T-teddy! That's a bad bear, get off of daddy right now!"
Arthur was confused until he felt the salvia run all the down his forehead to lips. And once he felt carnivorous teeth rips locks of hair out his scalp, he snaps. Arthur grips the thing's neck removing it from his head, shaking it. "Who the blooding hell gives a child's toy TEETH?"
It took the nation a while to realize the stare he was getting from the driver. Wondering what the insane Englishman suffocating his daughter's stuff animal in front of her own eyes.
He places the little demon, who pretended to be inanimate, on Serena's head. "Oh Serena dear! Please dont place teddykins on daddy, I am easily spooked."
After looking out the window, Arthur then pulled Serena to the middle of the car and pointed to mansion ahead, "We're home." England looked at her and smiled wide. Seeing his mansion. It was old fashion, like many building built centuries ago. Around 740 square meters, built with tens of now abandoned bedrooms, though only two stories high. England was excited, Bermuda was going to be staying with him. He hadn't had company in a while.
"How is Wales and Scotland?" She honestly wanted to know more about Wales and Ireland's current welfare than Scotland's. "Are they here?"
England sighed getting out of the car and walked around and opened her door. "Scotland is always here, Bermuda. I'm not sure about Ireland but North Ireland and Wales is home too.." He paid the Taxi driver and grabbed their things from the trunk. Arthur was a bit upset, remembering that his brothers were here and would take Serena away from him.
"That's wonderful!" Serena said softly, trying to not seem too happy about them being home.
As soon as they got into the large estate, someone had Serena already in her arms. The someone was a blond woman who appeared similar to England. Just a few inches shorter and less bushy eyebrows, but thicker than average no less.
"Hello there, Bermuda!" She said
"Hey Auntie Wales!" Bermuda replied back.
England rolled his eyes and looked down the hall, "I'll put your things in your room." He said walking off to the rooms. He looked over to his shoulder and smiled at the flying bunny next to him. "Hello there." He said walking up the stairs and heading to Bermuda's sighed as the bunny flew around his head.
Flying mint bunny smiles back. "Mr. England, what seems to be troubling you?"
England sighed, "Bermuda is staying over for a while but everyones here. They're going to keep her away from me." He growled opening her door, "Especially... Ireland." England shook his head and sat the suitcases on her bed. "Look at me, I'm jealous. This isn't how I'm supposed to be how acting."
Mint bunny rubbed its head against his. "Dont be down! Nana loves you, more than anything in whole wide world! And that's one thing your brothers cant take!"
England smiled and laughed feeling the bunny's head on his cheek. "Okay. I guess you're right." He walked out the room and headed towards his room with his bags. England sighed, "But It's still going to be annoying they do it on purpose you know."
"I cant blame them!" Mint bunny giggles. "A child's innocence is the most precious thing in this world!" Mint bunny spins a few round around England. "Even Ms. Fairy talks about how precious YOU were as a child!"
England blushed, "I told her not to talk about that!" He opened his door and threw his suitcase on the floor. England sat on the bed and looked at the bunny. "Thats the problem though, she's a child.." He sighed and laid on his bed. "Of all the things.." He mumbled staring at the ceiling.
Mint bunny land on top of England with a confused look on his face. "What do you mean?"
Just then the little girl stood at England's door in a pink silk tank top and matching pink Hello Kitty short shorts. "Daddy? I was wondering if you could cook me something to eat since Auntie is headed off to bed."
England looked at the door and smiled, "Of course I will, love. Just wait downstairs for me."
She nods, and obey his wishes.
Arthur patted down his messy hair and fixed his shirt. "Let's get going." He said before stroking mint bunny, leaving him behind in his room, and jogging down the hall.
Bermuda currently sits on a chair of the dinner table. With teddy on the opposite side of her. "Daddy! Whatcha...! What are you going to cook?" She corrected herself, she knows how much he hates American grammar.
"I-it's vegetable stew Bermuda, and it's nearly ready".England took another look at the abomination inside his small pot. "I'm sure" England mumbled under his breath.
"Feed that to my master and you DIE!" Teddy yelled at England.
"TEDDY!" Bermuda gasped.
"It's going to fucking kill you, and he knows it!" He whispers to her.
England shook a little when Teddy yelled at him, spooked. Then just glared and informed,"It's not going to kill her, it's good English food and much better then anything France or Ireland could make". That of course was false since France was a way better cook and Ireland's food was pretty good also.
"D-d-daddy?" Bermuda shivered in fear. She truly didn't mind british food but..."A-are you sure it's veggies, because I think there's an octopus in there!" Bermuda stares at the two lifeless tentacles hanging out the pot. She held her bear close to her for comfort.
"Um, i-it's a...it's a...a-a little extra",England said quickly, pushing the tentacles deep into the the boiling water. He's hoping the child would buy this lie. He wondered how he ended up putting some octopus in there.
"Dear God what's that smell", a yell from Scotland was heard as he came in and spotted England over the pot of food. The eyes of the bearded redhead went wide. "What did I tell ye about cooking wee brother, ye can't cook shit!"
Bermuda pouts at the eldest male of the three. "Good afternoon, uncle Scotland. I hope you left well." She felt quite offended the first words out his mouth wasnt a hello. This particular uncle she had no good opinion of, but it was rude nonetheless to show blunt disdain. "Your food taste just the same, uncle Scotland. Black pudding isnt very yummy." However she just couldnt lie to make a person feel better.
"By any chance..." Said Teddy jumping out his seat and rushing to the pot, then opened the lid. "You place a MAGICAL octopus inside?" The analysis could not be reached for the roaring steam clouded the glass black eyes of the stuffed animal.
"It doesn't matter, Teddy! Daddy can be trusted." Bermuda skipped to England's side with a clean bowl. "I can't wait to eat it!" she said as England pours the soup into the bowl with a smile.
Once her back was turned, Teddy found himself in hot water. Trapped in the watery hell England felt he deserves. Though, the bear merely slipped. How could England had known teddy slipped as he pushed the lid harshly onto the pot.
"Yum!" she pretends to say as she sat down placing the meal in front of her, still questioning the contents. "I hope this is edibl-"Suddenly a long tentacle attached itself to her face, and that's where the panic began. "AHHHHH!" She tries to pull it out off but the tentacles was larger than her face and it suction was strong. "ENGLAND! TEDDY!"
England went wide eyed and immediately went to pull it off, and with Scotland's help. The redhead scowled and grabbed a knife."All of ye wait outside, I'll take care of this kraken." England immediately pulled Bermuda out of the room.
"England!" Bermuda cries trying to struggle out. "Teddy!" she looks in horror as he left her companion 'helpless' on the stove (or once was) "W-where is he? Please don't leave him! He may get hurt!"
England sighed and ran back in, passing Scotland who was using the pot lid and a giant knife to fight. He took another deep breath and grabs Teddy's paw with some pliers. Giving Teddy a minute to cough out water from his implied lungs. He shook the water off teddy bear and ran back like crazy, handing him to her. He despises the bear with a burning passion, but if Bermuda liked him he couldn't do anything about it.
"Oh thank you England!" Bermuda held her bear close to her. Then realized the situation her uncle put himself in. "Will Uncle Scotland be alright?"
"I'm sure Scotland will be fine", said nonchalant England.
"Go kickass Manlady!" Teddy cheers,.
"I'm not a girl! Go call Northern Ireland that, he pretty much looks like a girl version of Ireland" Scotland called from the Kitchen.
"MANLADY! From behind you!" Teddy screams witnessing eight large tentacles sprouting out of Bermuda bowl.
"Uncle!" She screeches in terror as the tentacles attacked the Scotsman.
"GOD DAMN IT ENGLAND!" cried the Scot, being throwing through a wall.
"I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!"
"WELL I AIN'T LOSIN' TO SUSHI" Scotland managed to drag the horror into the kitchen,sounds of a struggle clearly heard as well as some swears.
"What's going on?" Northern Ireland, a teen boy who really did look like his older brother but with bright red hair that reached his midback, came downstairs. Awakened by the calamity and brawl taking place in the kitchen.
Teddy points at England and announced. "Limey here just tried to kill your niece."
"Teddy that's a racial slur!" Bermuda taught Teddy harshly that certain words was not tolerated. Especially not words that with L nor N.
Teddy rolled his beady coal eyes. "Fine..." He says to North Ireland. "This..ASSHOLE was too stupid to realize he placed an octo-demon into his veggie and tried to feed it to my master."
Bermuda raised her hand, making sure he knew to whom he called master.
Northern Ireland stared before saying, "You know England, as much as I like staying here with you, sometimes I'd rather stay with Ireland. At least he can actually cook".
"Well, at least I don't look like a girl!"
"I don't look like a girl!"Northern Ireland snapped.
Teddy picks up a broom... "You STUPID.." then beats England with it. "Excuse for a wizard! You left in that fucking pot to die!"
"Teddy!" he was held by Bermuda but still able to beat England harshly in the face. "Teddy stop!" she begs.
"How DARE you let me boil and die?" then Teddy throws the stick end of the broom, at... England's 'family jewels'.
The moment that happened, England immediately fell to the ground, clutching himself in agony and trying hard not to swear since Bermuda was there.
Northern Ireland sweat dropped a little and turned to the Caribbean girl, "Do you want me to cook you something once Scotty's done with whatever the hell England made? I'm not good as Ireland,but I'm still better then England or Scotland".
Bermuda heavy sweat drops as she places a holy seal on her companion, which induce suffocation. "Uncle, can you get a flyswatter and spank teddy? And make sure it has a wooden cross taped to it." She shoves teddy into North Ireland's arm. Teddy, who would've kick North in the balls, was too busy prying the holy seal choking him.
Bermuda races to England's side. "England can you tell me where it hurts?" She asks worriedly
"Just, try and get me a ice bag",England squeaked out,still in pain.
Northern Ireland thought about it for a second and pulled out a small silver cross on a chain from his neck.
"Will this do Bermuda"?
Bermuda smiles, nodding to North, then smiling back to England. "Can I kiss it all better! Just like how you did to all my ouches! It must hurt alot, so I'll give a really wet and long kiss!" Bermuda places her hands on his upper thighs but smiles so innocently/ Having no idea of the dirty thoughts her bear held within him, and sadly, he may not have been the only one.
England went wide eyed and stuttered as he went red. Northern Ireland went wide eyed in shock and said in his panic voice, which was feminine,"What the heck Bermuda! You can't just go and kiss a fella 'there!"
"Why not?" Said Bermuda, continuing her actions.
England went wide eyed as he went red. Also, stuttering something inaudible as she lean extremely close to his junk.
Teddy snickers, while chocking. He bounces in excitement and yelled. "SCOTLAND get your bloody arse over here, and come see this!"
"I'M BUSY",Scotland yelled,a few pans falling could be heard.
Teddy just began to bounce out of North Ireland hands as Bermuda's lips were in close proximity to the crotch region.
North went wide eyed and paled at the thoughts that would take ages to forget, though noted that England didn't seem to be trying to stop her. He sighed and gently places a hand on her shoulder. "You just don't, because...because pedophiles will try to get you if they saw you do that".
Bermuda had never been anymore confused. "Um...but unless you count teddy and England, I don't see any pedophiles around."
Teddy chuckles at the thought of England being a pedo. "She called you a pedo." Teddy said to England. Then told Bermuda. "North Ireland's just jealous, GO FOR IT!"
Immediatly Bermuda places her lips onto Big Ben. Teddy could not laugh anymore, too out of breath but his face was indeed frozen in a happy persona. Showing how pedophiles don't have to be of the human species.
Northern Ireland just stares in horror face he really wish his bosses didn't want to stay with England, at least that way he wouldn't be dealing with this. Then North Ireland punched Teddy in the head."You are a sick, sick demon! I'm giving you a bath in holy water!"
England groans lowly, biting his bottom lip. Those soft lips of her pressing onto his pants were just... making his ouchies fade away. England then finally came to his senses and got up quickly."Pl-please don't do that ever again." Then he says to North. "You hold him and I'll get something to put the water in." England walked off, limping slightly.
Bermuda frowns. "I'm sorry. You didn't say anything so I thought..." Then stares at Teddy who was too busy laughing to care about his foretold fate. "Um...don't bath him too long in there, or he'll die."
"Truthfully I'd kinda prefer that",Northern Ireland said. Then Bermuda snatched her bear out his hands and backed away from him, glaring.
"I'm not going to kill Teddy",Northern Ireland sincerely and held his hands out to his niece to give Teddy to him.
Bermuda though for a second, staring at the bear who begs he'll be good if declines. In the end, gave up the bear feeling he needed discipline.
"AHHHHH!FUCK!" Screams the bear, being dipped in the tub of Holy Water. "FUCK ALL OF YOU TO HELL!"
"Yeah, yeah ,just shut up",Northern Ireland said nonchalantly as he dips Teddy in the tub,occaisionally taking him out to let him recover before holding him back in.
"I HOPE YOU BURN- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Teddy screeched.
"I'm sorry Teddy, but this is for your own good." Bermuda sighs then looked at the scene worriedly from outside the bathroom. She looks at England, who was right beside him. "Um...I'm not being too harsh to teddy right?"
England thought about the fact that Teddy hit his jewels, hit him in the face with a golf club, and was a possible pedophile. His eye twitched and as the bear screamed, he said calmly,"No, not at all".
Teddy heard the smartass said "Says the guy who likes getting his dick kissed by his daughter." And Teddy screamed that loud enough for the entire house to hear especially Wales.
"Excuse me?" Roared the blond woman stomping out her bedroom, in her slik ruby nightgown.
England panic when Wales came, giving him that ice cold glare. "It's just Teddy being...Teddy",England tried to reason with Wales,not wanting to be hurt again, twicw was more than enough thank you.
"If that's the truth...then why are you sweating?" Wales glares at the droplets rolling off his cheek. "Bermuda can you tell me what happened?"
"Ummm..." Bermuda didn't know what to say! She looked at England hoping to know what she should tell her.
This Bermuda's silence made Wales growl at England, grabbing his shirt collar pulling him to her shorter height.
"W-Wales, I-I can explain,Bermuda just thought it was kissing a boo boo,it was all a misunderstanding!"
"It's true",North Ireland called from the bathroom.
"She kissed his dick and he was enjoying it!"
As soon as Teddy yelled those words, A hand went across England's face.
"That's disgusting! Using a innocent child for sexual needs!" Wales didn't want to hear what her brothers had to say. She grabbed Bermuda's hand, and asking if she wanted to sleep in Auntie's room tonight. Bermuda nods.
England rubed his cheek and called out to them, "I wasn't naked for God's sake", and glared at Teddy. It was all his fault, and England knew it.
Author's note: Was it good? If not, what are the mistakes I need to change? Remember, REVIEW! BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS MATTER!