Finn Mertins'..

Simple Life

"Ready? I will have an awesome school day! School day! I want you to say you'll have a cool school day! School day! Uh-huh you'll have a super awesome school day! School-"

"Stop!" Finn screams at his sister.

"My singing is good and positive! Most kids are nervous on the car ride to a new school, but you're just pouty." Fionna takes one hand off the wheel and pinches her brother's left cheek. "Who's my little stud?" She says cutely.

"I will dive out the fucking car!" Finn pouts. Fionna let's go.

"Okay, okay. I get it. I just wanna see my little brother smile!" She jokingly punches his left arm.

"Ow.. Sorry!.. I just.. Really don't wanna go to a new school." As the car arrives at the school parking lot, Finn sighs and grabs his green backpack.

"Kiss?" Fionna points at her cheek.

"I don't want grease on my lips." Finn exits the car wearing his usual attire.

"Expect no dinner from me tonight, mister."

"What?!" He whines.

"I'm gonna be home by the time you can make something yourself."

"But I don't-"

"Have a good day, Finny!" Fionna drives off as the door closes with the momentum of the car. Finn sighs and puts on his hood along with his best mug. (Still really unfriendly) He nears the school's black fence and looks beyond it. He sees only three buildings lined up with the middle one being further away and twice as big as the others. The walls of the buildings being a tan-like color and its ridges being dark blue. He enters the premises.

"No windows? What is this a nut house?" He says to himself.

"Whoa! A hu-guy!" A student sitting on the roof yells. Finn looks up at him.

"Yeah, nut house." He whispers.

"You should thake that hood off. It may be white, but it's still shady!" The student jumps down near Finn. "Hey, there." He puts his hand out. "I'm Marshall Lee."

MARSHALL LEE

Age: 17

Hair: Shaggy black

Eyes: Light red irises (Is this guy a vampire?)

Skin Tone: Pale/Nearly Gray (I think he is..)

Height: 6'

Weight: Skinnier than Finn

Attire: Red and black button-up plaid shirt with rolled up sleeves, ripped blue jeans, red and white sneakers. (Usual) Has a chain bracelet with a small charm of a guitar hanging on it.

Personality: "True beauty is either something that everyone finds interesting and amazing... or me." -Marshall

"...Finn Mertins." Finn reluctantly shakes it. Marshall puts his red backpack on as they let go.

"I've never seen you around. New in town?"

"Yeah, I got here yesterday." Marshall puts his arm around Finn and starts leading him to the middle building.

"Well, Merty, here in this beautiful small town of ours, the population is very small. People move in and out of the town a lot so I'm used to seeing new faces."

"Is, uh, that why there's only three buildings in the school? How many students are there?"

"Maybe a hundred. The girls go in that one.." Marshall points to one of the smaller buildings. "The boys in that one."

"Huh... So where are we going?"

"We gotta go to the lunch room for an assembly."

"Okay. Can you let go of my shoulder now?"

"No."

The boys exit one of the smaller buildings along with many other students.

"Four hours.." Finn sighs. "I've never had to sit in a classroom for that long." Marshall stretches.

"We've still got two more hours in there, Merty." Finn looks to the entrance of the girls' class to see many more students exit than the boys.

"What's the male/female ratio here?" Finn asks.

"Well this year it's 31/60." Marshall winks.

"Is that odd?"

"Nope. This town's been cursed with more girl births since forever." Marshall puts his arm over Finn's shoulder again. "But I'm not complaining!"

"Stop that."

The boys walk on the right side of the lunch building where many tables were lain out under the shade of trees.

"Where are we sitting?" Finn asks.

"With my posse." Marshall leads the way. "Don't try anything funny with Marceline though. I've been going after her for years." Marshall leads Finn behind a big oak tree where a lone table was. On the table were three girls. "Hey, my lovelies." Marshall greets them. Finn sees a girl with pink hair, one with black hair, and Phoebe herself wearing her usual attire.

"How are you?" The girl with pink hair happily asked.

"Hi." Phoebe greeted. She notices Finn and blushes.

"Oh, hey, Phoebe." Finn smiles. "What's up?" Phoebe stares for a while stunned.

"Bathroom now! Bye!" Phoebe stands up and leaves.

".. Huh." Finn mutters.

"You know Phoebe?" Marshall asks.

"Yeah, she introduced herself yesterday 'cause I'm her new neighbor."

"Who is this?" The girl with black hair asks.

"Oh, sorry, sorry." Marshall puts his arm on Finn making sigh. "This is Finn Mertins. He's new." Marshall gestures at the black-haired girl. "This is Marceline Abadeer."

"Yo." She says.

MARCELINE ABADEER

Age: 17

Hair: Long black hair

Eyes: Dark Red irises (another one?)

Skin Tone: Pale gray

Height: 5'11

Weight: Skinny

Attire: Black jacket with no hood, Gray tank top, blue jeans, red boots (Usual) Has chain bracelet with a small charm of a bass guitar hanging on it.

Personality: Scary

Marshall gestures to the other girl. "And she is Bonnibel Nowes." Bonnibel had a small phone-like device pointed at Finn.

"Hmmm.." She pondered.

".. Bonnibel?" Marshall called out.

BONNIBEL NOWES

Age: 18

Hair: Pink ponytail

Eyes: Light green irises

Skin Tone: Light pink

Height: 5'11"

Weight: Also skinny

Attire: Dark Pink dress reaching to lower knees, white belt, black boots, small lighter pink vest, electronically advanced watch on left wrist(usual)

Personality: Science

The machine Bonnibel uses beeps and she gasps. "Y-You're human?!"

"Yeah." Finn answers. Bonnibel jumps out of her seat and grabs his hand.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you! I'm Bonnibel."

"I know.." Bonnibel held her hand on Finn's and started pinching around it. "Hey." Finn pulls his hand away.

"I'm sorry." Bonnibel looks down at Finn's crotch.

"Wh-What?" Finn readies himself. Bonnibel then cups it. "Agh!" Finn pushes her arm away.

"Dammit, Bonnie.." Marceline mumbles. Marshall is heard laughing uncontrollably.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" Finn shouts at her.

"Only checking to see if you were really a boy." Bonnibel smiles. "Would you like me to examine for more evidence?"

"No, I wouldn't like that!"

"But I'm interested in your body!"

"I- Wha- Gah!" Finn blushes.

"Is that human language?"

"No!"

"Ah!" Bonnibel gets a small note pad out of her pocket and starts writing. "Humans have the tendency to fluster when under sexual interaction.. Fun..." She grins evilly.

"More like sexual harassment." Marceline corrects.

"Oh, man!" Marshall just recovering nears Finn. "Look, you're all red! I could just eat you up!" Marceline's eyes glisten at this.

"Fuck you!" Finn retaliates.

"Okay, okay." Phoebe exits the bathroom with a calm, collected head. "Just go up to him and say hi." She walks to the table to see Marceline staring at Finn with a predetor's eyes while Marshall pokes his face and Bonnibel appeared to be drawing him on her note pad. "Uh, heh. What's going on here?"

"Phoebe, you should've seen!" Marshall greets her with a smirk. "Bonnibel straight up touched Finn's crotch!"

"Marshall don't!" Bonnibel intervenes.

"WHAT?!" Fire engulfs Phoebe and her eyes slowly start to glow white. The shockwave of the fire knocks everyone but Bonnibel back on their bottom.

"Okay." Bonnibel sighs and puts her palm on her head.

"BONNIE!" Twin swords start coming out of Phoebe's palms.

"Dammit, Marshall!" Marceline groans.

"What the fuck is this?!" Finn shouts.

"Holy crap, I awakened the demon?!" Marshall questions.

"...Does this happen often?" Finn whispers to Marshall.

"No, not really. Just only when she gets made fun of a lot, or someone spills something on her blouse, or I beat her at Scrabble or something.." With swords in hand, Phoebe rushes at Bonnibel, reaching her in almost an instant and leaving a trail of fire behind her.

"Oh.." The swords hit Bonnibel but she had a shield over herself. "Did I make you envious, Phoebe?" Bonnibel asks in an almost sinister way.

"What is this?" Marceline and the others stand up. "The 30th fight they've started?"

"Around there." Marshall smiles.

"How many fights go down?" Finn asks curiously.

"You can't just touch people like that, Bonnie!" Phoebe scolds Bonnibel as they both try to push each other back.

"Why are you so angry?" Bonnibel asks calmly. "I'm not interested in Finn the Human sexually like you." She smiles warmly, but then menacingly. "Only scientifically." Phoebe growls and fire erupts under sending her high into the air. The scientist struggles for a bit but when her shoes start working as jets, she stabalizes.

"I'LL SEAR THAT PINK FLESH OFF!" Phoebe launches to Bonnie using her fire.

"Well then!" Bonnibel pushes a few buttons on her watch. Her shield disappears and an electrically charged gun materializes in her arms as she points it at the charging Phoebe. "Come and get it!"

"Daaaammit!" Marceline flicks the bass charm on bracelet. It unattaches itself from the braclet and grows into life size, double-sided, axe bass. Marceline jets into the air toward the fight.

"Oh, baby, you know I love it when you're aggressive!" Marshall does the same action except his axe was a guitar and appeared lighter in weight. As Marceline was about to tackle Phoebe away from Bonnibel, Marshall grabs her ankle.

"Marshall, let go!" Marceline tries tugging her leg away. Marshall holds tight.

"Come on, Marcy. I love watching them go at it! Besides it'd suck for you to be a third wheel." Marceline scowled.

"Fine." She leans backward and grabs onto Marshall's ankle and starts flipping toward the ground.

"Holy crap!" Marshall exclaims. As this happens Phoebe dodges Bonnibel's line of electric fire. Getting closer with each shot.

"Ineffective.. Well whatever!" Bonnibel dematerializes her shock gun and makes a new one th same way. A small, but deadly, missle launching gun. She shoots at Phoebe who passes by the missle. "Ah!"

"YOU'RE MINE!" Phoebe was about to slash Bonnibel but the explosion from the missle pushes them both toward the ground. During this, Marceline ends up on top of Marshall on the ground near Finn.

"Are you guys okay!?" Finn asks them. Marshall notices how close Marceline was.

"Guess you've wanted this as much as I have." He smiles.

"Shut up." Marceline says quickly then starts punching his face.

"Ow, ow, ow!" Marshall grunts. Finn watches in amazement.

"Holy-" Bonnibel interrupts Finn by landing on his chest and knocking him down with her bottom on his stomach. "Ow..."

"Oh, hello, Finn the Human." Bonnibel greets lightly.

"Hi. Get off..." Finn wheezes out.

"GET OFF!" Phoebe dashes to her rival.

"Desperate measures!" Bonnibel jumps off Finn's chest, causing him to groan in pain. She opens her white back pack and grabs a pale green sphere with white slash marks on it. "Prototype: Wind Grenade!" She throws it to Phoebe. Marshall headbutts Marceline off him and Finn backs up. Phoebe hits the grenade with the flat side of her sword. The grenade beeps as it centers the group then BOOM! Finn gets launched into a metal fence, Marshall gets launched into Marceline as they both hit the tree, Bonnibel hits the bench, and Phoebe gets pushed into a clearing. The group moans in pain as they try to ragain their composure.

"What the hell, Bonnie?.." Marceline manages to say. She looks down at Marshall lying on her lap. She pushes him off and gets up.

"Sorry." Bonnibel says stretching out her torso. "I made the prototype much too powerful." Marshall slowly stands.

"Well that ended quickly.." He says. He looks over at Finn sitting in pain. He walks over. "You okay?" He offers a hand up.

"..." Looks at his hand. "Yeah." He gets up with Marshall's help. "Thanks.. You guys are lunatics."

"Heh.. Yup."

"Guys!" Marceline calls the group. "Look!"! She points at Phoebe who was still on the floor.

"Shit!" Finn runs to her and the group follows. Finn turns and holds Phoebe up by her back. He tries to get her awake. Phoebe's colors were dark and turning lifeless.

"Dammit." Bonnibel curses. "The wind grenade put her fire out. Normally it'd take weeks for her to reignite in full." The group sighs. "But I have an idea." Bonnibel grabs both Phoebe's and Finn's head and pushes their lips together. Phoebe reignites immediately hotter than ever. Finn pulls away.

"Ah! Hot!" Finn licks his lips.

"Ha!" Marshall smiles. Phoebe dims down a bit to return to her regular heat. She looks up at Finn holding her.

"H-Hey.." Finn smiles bashfully. Phoebe's eyes quickly glow green.

"Get off me!" She pushes Finn away. Everyone stands and Phoebe starts spitting and rubbing her lips with her arm. She gives Finn a death stare. "You fucking perv! If that hadn't helped me, I'd be burnin' your ass a new one." Finn's eye twitches.

"... Well that was unexpected." Bonnibel says.

"Can we eat now?" Marceline asks.

"Okay, fellas!" Mr. Petricov exclaims. "Now that we've reached the final period of the day, let's go join the ladies in PE."

SIMON PETRICOV

Age: 44

Hair: brown hair slicked back

Eyes: blue

Skin Tone: Light-Mid

Height: 6'

Weight: 190ish

Attire: White buttoned shirt, gray vest, cacky pants, blue glasses, black dress shoes (usual)

Personality: One of the nicest guys ever.

The class starts walking out of the room in a somewhat orderly line.

"The girls should still be changing in their locker room. If we go now we should all get on the field at the same time."

"Damn," Finn said to Marshall as they walked with the group. "I don't have the P.E. uniform.." Marshall chuckled.

"Well just ask Petricov in the locker room."

"Um.. What are the uniforms like anyway?" Marshall chuckles again at this. "What?"

The two classes would exit their locker room into a field surrounded by a track and a light brown fence beyond that. Near the grass field were a dozen red benches evenly spread. And on one of these benches was Finn desperately trying to cover his body.

"This is degrading.." He said with a red face and a shaky voice.

"Oh, come on!" Marshall enters his vision stretching out his muscles. "They're not that bad! Besides you're looking good!" The uniforms were blue short shorts with a gray tank top that barely covered they're belly buttons. Marshall stretches his back out making the outline his crotch really noticeable.

"Ah!" Finn shielded his eyes. "I'm fucking in front of you!"

"Aw, look at Merty's little face." Marshall snuck up behind him. "Look.." Marshall whispers with his hands on Finn's shoulders. "you might be complaining now, but just imagine how the girls would look in these. I mean.. they're all really pretty." Marshall was right! Finn just realized how sexually attractive his new friends were. He pictured Marceline's perfectly shaped behind popping out with the short shorts. And Bonnibel's cute slender body being shown like a presentation. And.. And Phoebe! Her curvey body harbored very nice C-cup breasts! Finn's heart was pounding from these thoughts. His face even redder. "You thinking about it?" Marshall asked.

"No, I'm not fucking thinking about it!" Finn fired back. "It's just gonna be.. weird to do... P-PE with them.."

"'Weird to do pee pee with them'?" Marshall snickered.

"No! Well it would.. No!"

"Okay!" Mr. Petricov entered the field in the same clothes as his students. "Everyone ready?"

"Uhh.. My eyes.." Finn shudders.

"The girls should be coming out any second now." The teacher said. Finn quickly stared at the entrance. With a gulp of anticipation, he wondered what he'd see first, Bonnibel's super model body, Phoebe's curvy developed body, or Marceline's amazing behind. Giggling was heard and Finn was ready to see the entrance to heaven itself!.. Finn stares in awe as a group of female teens walk into the field in dark blue sweat pants and perv-protective jackets.

"Fuck this fucking school, man! It's fucking weird!" Finn nearly cries. Marshall laughed in his face as he looks at his feet in defeat.

"You were so ready for jiggles!"

"Finn!" Phoebe runs to Finn. "How does your uniform feel?" She asks happily with a smiling and blushing face.

"Like stripper clothing.." He mumbles. He looks up at Phoebe to see that she was eyeing his body with glowing yellow eyes and hungry smile. "Uh.."

"Hello, my friends." Bonnibel walks up to the group. She looks at Finn. "Wow, Finn the Human you look extremely.. What's the word you use Marshall?.." She looks at him for reassurance. ".. bangable?" Marshall cackles at this.

"You have no restraint do you?" Finn asks Bonnibel angrily.

"Restraint is but a cursed word that makes people miss the opportunities that they could've had." She replied.

"You sure are right, Bonnibel." Marshall says just barely recovering from laughing. "Like.. check it." Marshall starts jogging towards a group of girls.

"Oh, my gosh, it's Marshall!" The girls start freaking out.

"He's so hot!"

"I want him to slump up on these lumps.." Marshall circles them and returns to his group.

"Ah, makes you feel like a total hunk." Marshall says.

"But also makes you look like a tool." Marceline walks up to the group.

"Everyone shut your damn, herpy-infested noise holes!" A human woman enters the field wearing the girl PE uniform and her hair tied back into a bun. "My class, I don't give a crap if you didn't stretch. Ten-minute run now!"

SIMONE PETRICOV

Age: 40

Hair: Brown ponytail over left shoulder

Eyes: Blue

Skin Tone: Mid

Height: 5'11"

Weight: Fit

Attire: Brown sleeveless v-neck shirt, black pants, black slip-on flats, necklace with red diamond shaped gem. (Usual)

Personality: Workaholic

"Bye, Finn! I'll be watching.. No!" Phoebe says as she starts running along the track.

"Running is torture.." Bonnibel starts. Marceline glances at Marshall then starts running.

"Okay, now my class," Mr. Petricov calls out. "Football on the field!" He counts his students. "31? Hm.. Mertins you could sit out for right now."

"Oh, come on.." Finn sits on a bench near a table with a container of water and packets of plastic cups on it. After watching the game for a few minutes, he stands and gets a cup of water. Marshall runs up to him.

"Don't worry, Merty. You'll get to play soon. Ooo, water, you shouldn't have." Marshall takes Finn's cup and drinks it. "Ah." Finn gives a scary face.

"Marshall, look out!" Another student in the game exclaims. Marshall turns and the football hits him on the head, knocking him into Finn. They both take the table down and the canister of water spills all over them. Marshall lied on Finn as their wet clothes showed more bodily details than they already did.

"Ow.. You okay?" Marshall asks Finn while on top of him face to face.

"G-Get the hell off me.." Finn looks away.

"OH, MY GOSH!" Phoebe screams with a wide open smile, nose bleed, and blush.

"How erotic!" Bonnibel blushes.

"Damn.." Marceline tries to look away.

"Stop oogling like dirty cats in heat, and run!" Ms. Petricov screams while blushing herself.

Marshall and Finn exit the locker room in their usual attire ready to leave school.

"Now that was fun!" Mashall says to Finn.

"People probably think we're a couple now.." Finn says annoyed.

"That'll make the girls of the school even more interested." They start walking toward the exit of the school. They wait for the others. "I'm sure Bonnie will give you a ride." Marshall says to Finn.

"She has a car?"

"Well, I'm sure she would if she wanted.. But she has her butler drive her around. It's pretty sweet."

"Butler?!" Finn questions.

"Yeah. The Nowes family's, like, the richest in town."

"Damn.." Finn notices something. "I realized you said Bonnie will give me a ride. What about you?"

"Oh, Simone's got me."

"The... The girls' teacher?"

"Yeah, she's been my legal guardian for as long as I can remember." Finn couldn't help but notice that he was actually serious.

"Oh!... What happened to your parents?" Finn asked carefully.

"I actually never knew them. I was abandoned at Simone's house at the age of not even one with a note that had my name and birthday." Marshall looked over Finn. "Ooo, speak of the lovely devil." Finn looks behind himself to see Ms. Petricov walking towards them in her usual outfit.

"Oh, man, I don't want her to yell at me.." Finn said worryingly. Ms. Petricov approaches.

"Ready, Marshall?" She asks warmly.

"Yeah, let's go."

"Mertins.." Ms. Petricov blushes a bit then leaves.

"See ya later, Merty." Marshall walks with her.

"B-Bye.." Finn watched them as they walked. Thinking about what Marshall told him. His train of thought stopped when Phoebe attack hugged him from behind.

"I've got you now!" She says smiling and giggling.

"Hehee.. Yeah. Hey, Phoebe." Finn says flustered.

"Hello, indeed." Bonnibel walks near them. "I'm going home. Would you two like a ride?"

"Okay." Finn says still being tightly held.

"Yes!" Phoebe lets go of Finn.

"Wait, Bonnibel, what about Marceline?" Finn asks.

"She's already in the car." They start walking out of the school. Finn is surprised when he sees a white limousine parked sideways outside of the gates. Bonnibel oprns the side door. "Come on in." She smiles then enters.

"Heehee! Yay!" Phoebe grabs Finn's arm and pulls him into the limousine with her. Inside Marceline sat with Bonnibel next to ice with bottled beverages in it. Phoebe sat next to Finn as she let go his arm.

"It's amazing in here." Finn said in wonder.

"Where is your home, Finn the Human?" Bonnibel asks with smile.

"Oh.. Uhm." Finn thought. "Can you actually take me to the nearest grocery store?"

"Did you hear that, Peppermint?" Bonnibel calls out. The limousine begins to move.

"Peppermint?" Finn asks.

"He's my butler. I gave him that nickname when I was a little girl so it stuck." She replied.

"So what are we eating today, Bonnie?" Marceline asked.

"I'm thinking of seasoning a huge slab of meat for you. I'll eat something else." She tells her looking at a small device in her hand. "I'll ask BMO to get the ingredients ready."

"So many questions.." Finn mutters.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Bonnibel says. "Marceline lives with me."

"Mhm." Marceline sits back and closes her eyes.

"Oh.." Finn thinks about asking Marceline about her parents. "But what happened to your-"

"My father's been missing for years and I never met my mom." Marceline interrupts with her eyes still closed."Don't worry. My dad wasn't all that."

"Sorry to bring it up." Finn says to her.

"Yeah."

"You should visit Marceline and me when you can." Bonnibel says.

"Not without me, though." Phoebe says quickly. The limo comes to a stop.

"Oh, hey." Finn exits the car and hunches over to look inside. "Thanks, Bonnibel. Can you tell Peppermint the same?"

"We're not staying?" Phoebe asks sadly.

"No, I'll most likely take a long time."

"Are you certain?" Bonnibel asks.

"Trust me."

"Hey." Phoebe gets closer. "It can dangerous in town. Be careful, 'kay?"

"I know." Finn smiles. "I'll see you all tomorrow."

Finn exits the store with three bags of food, cooking supplies, and a receipt that showed he paid with card.

"Spaghetti tonight." He says to himself as he walks home. "Okay, I saw the limo pass by this sooo.. this way?" He walks through an alley. "Shortcut I hope." As he walks further between the buildings, he begins to hear screaming and yelling. This gets his attention and he starts running with groceries in hand. He reaches a turn he was certain had the source of the noise beyond it. He puts the bags down and sidles up against the wall and peeks.

"The bag or your life, lady, choose!" Two men in expensive clothing with necklaces had a cyan woman in a green dress sitting at a corner.

"Choose now or you get neither!" The other one said.

"Okay! Okay! Here!" She hands one them her purse. The two men smile at each other. The one with the purse kneels down to the woman. He pinches her breast but his hand is slapped away by her. "St-Stop.." She covers her chest.

"You have some nice titties. How about you let me play with them? The dress, off!" He smirks.

"You said you wouldn't do anything if I gave you my purse.." She starts crying.

"I didn't say that at all. Take off the dress." He commands. The woman shakes and slowly starts unzipping her dress.

"Fucking assholes!" Finn runs out from the corner and dashes toward the forceful man. "Hey, fuckhead!" Finn jumps sideways and dropkicks the assaulter. Finn quickly hops up on his legs and punches the purse handler in the face. Knocking him down and the purse out of hand. Finn grabs the purse and gives it to the girl. "Get out of here!" He shouts. The girl looks for moment then nods.

"Thank you.." She runs away.

"You little shit!" The assaulter that Finn drop kicked sneaks up on him and puts him in a full nelson. Finn struggled to get away. "Thomas!"

"Got it." The thug that Finn punched walks up to the locked Finn and starts punching his gut and face. He the stops for a little. "Stupid kid. You should've-"

"Fuck you." Finn interrupts with a bloody nose. "You guys must feel so tough double teaming a minor.." In a display of an anger, Thomas pushes Finn's left knee toward his right knee with his foot, severely damaging Finn's leg. The thug holding Finn then grabs his captive's hair and throws him to the nearest wall head-first.

"Now what?" Thomas asks his friend as Finn lies sideways toward the wall in pain.

"I stab the little fucker in the throat." Finn breathes heavily on the ground with blurry vision. His eyes focus on one object in front of him. Finn stumbles up on his right leg. He stares the thugs down for a while before he gets into a sword stance with a lead pipe. "What the fuck is this?" The thug laughs. "King Arthur?" He takes a pocket knife out and releases the blade. He starts nearing Finn. "I'll show you how to use a real-" Finn interrupts his sentence by hitting leg then quickly spinning and hitting his face. He gets pushed away and Thomas just looks at Finn in surprise. Finn lunges to Thomas and starts beating him with the pipe. With every failed block Thomas was backing into a wall. Finn hits him one last time in the face, knocking the low life unconscious. Finn turns to the other thug still recovering from his striked face. He dogs Finn with a bruising face. With a growl he rushes toward Finn. In almost an instant, Finn strikes the knife out of his hand, hits the back of the thugs knee, knocking him down, then strikes the back of his head with a powerful spinning attack. And just like that, both thugs were on the floor.

"Oh, no." Finn drops the pipe and turns the knife weilder over. With a sigh Finn says, "Still alive." Finn stands up and picks up the pipe. He looks at the thugs on the floor. He starts shaking in anger. "Sh-..Should I?" He stares at their legs, trying hard to make a decision. And with a deep breath, Finn starts beating both of thugs' legs until the cracking stopped. "Not gonna.. hurt anyone as a cripple." Finn grins while catching his breath. With that over, Finn drops the pipe and picks up his groceries. He stumbles home as fast as could.