SuGaChi: Hey everybody! I don't have much to say except that I have to be away for a while since I'm moving to a new house! Since I'm moving, I won't be on the computer because fixing wires aren't my forte, it's my dad's and since my dad will be too busy with work, I'll have to use some other means to finish up the next chapter, also I think my mom will not put the internet in the new house!!! But the good thing is that I don't have to share rooms with my brothers anymore!!

Tobi: Tobi hopes Tobi will have more appearances here than the last chapter! -Humph-

SuGaChi: -Sigh- Whatever, Tobi-chan! Well, here are my representatives who will thank the people who reviewed! I love you guys! -Cries dramatically-

Deidara: Thank you to Adeisa who reviewed in chapter two, un.

SuGaChi: I would like to thank Adeisa for putting me in her favorite author list along with my story and putting me and my story on alert! I also wanna thank you for reviewing my one-shot! Love ya!

Itachi: Thank you to Uchiha-Princess-16 who reviewed in chapter one, -mumbled- like she can be an Uchiha Princess...

SuGaChi: -Smacked Itachi's head- Don't be mean to the first reviewer of this story! Sorry for not thanking you in the previous chapter! I love ya too!

Sasori: Thank you to angelz of deathz who reviewed in chapter two -sigh- I didn't sign up for this shit...

SuGaChi: Shut up, Saso-chan! I would also like to thank angelz for favoriting my story along with my one-shot!

Akari: And I'll be thanking the people who put this story on alert, but didn't review... I know where you guys live... -Scary atmosphere around her-

SuGaChi: Akari-chan, please don't do that, at least they alerted the story right?

Akari: You're right, SuGaChi-chan! Thank you to Selyann, black55window, its only me. again and ochineko! Thank you for alerting this story!!

SuGaChi: Also to the people who reviewed my one-shot, if you're reading this, THANK YOU for reviewing the one-shot! I love ya too!

Pein: What the hell?!

Everybody Else: What?!

Pein: Nothing, I just want to be noticed, that's all.

Everybody Else: -Fell back anime style-

SuGaChi: Anyway! Onwards to the story!

Tobi: SuGa-chan does not own Naruto once again!

Akari: She only owns the plot and me!

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Deidara's POV

Grumble, grumble. Man, morning already? Hey everybody! The name's Haretsu Deidara! I'm blonde with blue eyes and I'm pansexual! I think... I don't know, but good morning! "Dei-chan! Hurry up and come down for breakfast!" "Coming okaa-san!" I hurried to the bathroom and changed to a pair of loose jeans with a long sleeved blue shirt that has some tribal designs on the left side. I grabbed my backpack and went downstairs to greet my parents.

"Hey, 'Kaa-san, 'Tou-san! Good morning! What's for breakfast?" I said as I gave my mom her good morning kiss on her cheek. Yes, I'm a momma's boy, so?! She's the person who has suffered that hour long birth for me while my dad has fainted from being held too tight by my mom.

"B n' E, dear!" my mom said as she put the food on the table.

"What? Breaking and entering?" my dad said cheekily while I snickered quietly.

"No you buffoon! Its bacon and eggs!" my mom said when she missed the dishcloth at my dad's face.

"Yes, I love you too!" my dad said while hugging my mom. Sigh, I wish someday I could have something like that, but in the mean time I can dream right? I still couldn't believe they were childhood sweethearts! Kya! That's so romantic!

"Dei-chan! Hurry and finish your breakfast or you'll be late for school!" my mom giggled as my dad whispered sweet nothing to her ear. I hurried up and finish since I'm meeting Akari-chan soon.

I put my plate in the sink before getting my shoes and head out to the door. "Bye, 'Kaa-san, 'Tou-san! Don't make the neighbours hear you!" I said as I ran out the house when I heard mom yelled my name. Grinning to myself, I happily walked to the sidewalk.

"Hey, blondie, Watcha grinning for?" I heard Sasori-san and looked next to me. "That would be none of your concern, Sasori-san!" I said happily. He just grunted and walked ahead. How smug! I hurried to his side and walked at his pace, I heard he mumbled something related to leave me alone or something, but I ignored it and just silently walked with him, enjoying the atmosphere.

We were close to the school and I still couldn't believe that this school is so goddamn big! But what caught my attention the most was that there was this big crowd in front of the school gates. I looked over to Sasori-san and he seemed to have notice the crowd as well. "Dara-chan! Saso-chan! There you are! Come over here fast!" I heard Akari-chan calling us so the both of us hurried to her side which was easy since the students moved aside to let us through.

By the time we arrived, we noticed Akari-chan kneeling against this lady with brunette hair that is close to black, her eyes was screwed shut and she was yelling in pain, but what was so shocking was that she was pregnant! Oh. My. Effin'. God! She was frickin' given birth! In the front of the school! I was so shocked that I might faint, but Sasori-san gripped my arm and gave me a look that says 'Faint and I'll make your life hell!' So I didn't faint, but I was hyperventilating.

"Okay, Akari, go and find Asuma-sensei." Then Akari-chan ran all the way inside so fast that I thought there was some dust behind her. "You guys!" Sasori-san was mentioning to the crowd. "Don't stand there! Did somebody call the ambulance?" "Yeah, they'll be here soon!" Somebody from the back yelled out.

"Then, make room so when they come, they can get over here faster!" Sasori-san is sounded so pissed, but he stilled remained calm as ever, something I have trouble in. Not wanting to be useless, I hurried over to the lady's side and held her hand while trying to make her comfortable. When I held her hand, she gripped really hard that my hand probably doesn't feel anything anymore.

"Okay, Kurenai-sensei, just breathe, in and out, in and out, understand?" Sasori-san said as he kneeled to her other side that wasn't occupied by me. "Okay, Haretsu, just make sure she breathes calmly and don't let her feel uncomfortable." I nodded my head to show that I understood. By that time I was rubbing her shoulders and she's breathing more slowly now.

"Okay, I need somebody to go to the nurse's office and ask her for some warm towels and hurry!" Sasori-san told the crowd and a few people gave their bags to their friends and ran inside the school while yelling for the school nurse. I wanted to go since I was fast, but Sasori-san might be pissed if I just left him alone.

"Its okay, Kurenai-sensei, un. Just breathe, okay?" I said to her while breathing as if I was pregnant just so she could copy.

"Where is she?!" I heard somebody yelled behind me, I wanted to look, but I had to pay attention to Kurenai-sensei, so I started to get her to start deep breathing again, but when she heard that voice, she got distracted.

"Asuma! Goddamn you! I can't believe you made me pregnant!" She yelled at him who is now at my side, I let go and he took her hand.

"Thank you for helping her, also sorry for your hand." He said while smiling sheepishly. I just grinned back and went to Sasori-san's side who was putting warm towels on Kurenai-sensei's head. Then I heard the sirens of the ambulance, Sasori-san and I moved away and went to Akari-chan's side that was behind Asuma-sensei.

The guys form the ambulance got a stretcher and put Kurenai-sensei on it while hurrying to the ambulance to take her to the hospital with Asuma-sensei, I just waved and yelled good luck while both of them yelled their thanks to Sasori-san and I. I smiled and faced Sasori-san, "You did really well, Sasori-san! Where did you learn to do that, un?!" I said still smiling brightly.

He shrugged at me and replied, "I help at the hospital to earn some money and I see those kinds of things, it's no big deal..."

I was about to reply until the principal announced that the students to go back to their homerooms and start their lessons. "Come on, Dara-chan, Saso-chan! Let's hurry or we'll be late!" Akari-chan stated and head for the classroom at full speed.

I looked back at Sasori-san and smiled at him. "Coming, Sasori-san?" I already started walking to the school like the rest of the students. I have a feeling he's smirking at me, but I didn't care as he was walking to my side.

When we got to the classroom, we greeted everybody and sat at our seats. The homeroom period has been cut into half, but the rest of the lessons will be normal and that's where I meet all the teachers, I wonder what Asuma-sensei and Kurenai-sensei teach?

The lesson after this would be Social Studies and the whole gang has that lesson too! Yeah I made friends with Akari-chan's friends so now I'm part of their gang and I get to sit with them at lunch. Everyone from the gang was okay except Tobi! He's so goddamn annoying! Always saying 'Deidara-sempai! Deidara-sempai!' Will it get through to his thick head that we're the same age?!

When we got to the Social Studies room on the 7th floor, we sat normally like in homeroom. Sure I could have sat next to Akari-chan, but I have a feeling something bad might happen if I sit next to her. The teacher came in and he told me to introduce myself to the class.

"Hello, I'm Haretsu Deidara, un. Please to meet you!" I smiled and some of the girls were squealing.

"Okay, well I'm Genma-sensei; you can go back to your seat." Genma-sensei said with a toothpick in his mouth. The toothpick in his mouth didn't seem to have moved at all, I bet he talks at home with a toothpick in his mouth for practice.

I went back to my seat and the lesson started. As the lesson progressed on, Akari-chan didn't try to talk to me, not that I was worried or anything, but she's just too quiet and it starting to get to my nerves. I paused from copying the notes and peered over to see what she was doing. What the hell?! She was smiling like a maniac and has a straw in her hand! I know what's coming up next and I was correct, she started chewing bits of paper in her mouth. I stretched my hand towards her shoulder until Sasori-san grabbed my wrist.

"Leave her alone, you'll get into trouble, if you don't believe me, just watch what happens." He whispered to me just quietly enough so that Akari-chan can't hear. He let go of my wrist and continued to copy the notes. I shrugged and just watched what Akari-chan's doing. Currently she's still chewing, later she put the straw at her lips and aimed for the... TEACHER?!

I was gonna stop her, but I remembered what Sasori-san said and still kept my hands to myself. When the spitball was flying through the air and to the unexpecting teacher who was writing on the blackboard, Akari-chan placed the straw to the person sitting in front of her in a way that seems that the person tried to hide the straw, but not good enough.

When Genma-sensei turned to face to our side, I was having difficulty to stop laughing like the rest of the students since the spitball landed directly in between Genma-sensei's eyes.

"Goddamn it! Who in the hell did that?!" He yelled looking for a person with a straw; he was like a vulture until his eyes landed on the student who Akari-chan framed.

"You! You thought you could get away with it, huh?! Well, it seems that you didn't! To the principal's office for you!" He yelled at the poor student whose face was in shock that he didn't respond and just packed his belongings and followed Genma-sensei to the principal's office, head in shame. Once they were gone, the students were chatting happily with each other about the scene before.

I was talking to Akari-chan and telling her quietly that it was wrong of her to frame that guy, but she just laughed saying that sooner or later that she'll get caught.

"I bet it'll take the rest of the week for them to find out it was me!" She said loudly not caring if the other students heard her or not. I was a bit shocked, but then Hidan laughed as well.

"Don't worry about that blondie! Everybody knows it was Akari even the guy she framed knew it, that was why he went without a fuss!" He said while still laughing.

"Everybody except Genma-sensei..." Itachi-san said then engage in a conversation with Kisame-san.

Since everybody was laughing about, I let it go and just doodled in my notebook. As I was doodling, Sasori-san whispered to my ear and said, "If I didn't warn you, you would have been the one going to the principal's office..."

The way he said made the hairs on my neck stood up and I kinda shivered... His voice... it was something... but I couldn't think of a word for it, anyway, I'll just continue to doodle.

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LUNCH!!! Yahoo! I stretched a bit since we were just sitting for the whole day. Everybody is now heading for the cafeteria, I just had Biology with Kisame-san and Itachi-san, the teacher wasn't there, but we had a substitute, she just gave us worksheets and left us be.

After Social Studies which was two lessons, I had double Home Economics with Akari-chan and Konan-chan, Konan-chan and me got to know each other since Akari-chan was too busy fooling around that she ignored me most of the time. I also found out that Kurenai-sensei teaches Home Economics, but since she's gonna be on maternity leave, we'll have her teaching assistant took over her lessons for at least two weeks until they can find a sub.

The girl wasn't that bad, it's just that she stutters too much, but her friends helped her and the lesson was fun since Akari-chan made this spitball land on this pink haired girl who thought her blonde friend did it and a fight started. It didn't last long since this bunned girl broke it up.

All that aside since the cafeteria doors are yelling fight and that's no shit...

"Fight! Fight!" That's what I heard from the other side of the doors so I, Kisame-san and Itachi-san hurried to the doors. When we entered, we just stood, shocked from the sight we are seeing.

"Hidan! Stop that right now!" Kakuzu-san said to him who's yelling at him. Hidan is currently holding Sasori-san at his collar. Hidan's face had a bruise on his left cheek while Sasori-san had a cut on his lip.

"No fucking way, Kakuzu! Not unless this fucker says he'll take back all his fucking words back!"

I don't know what they were talking about, but I just stamped all the way towards them. I know teachers don't approve fighting and students breaking up the fight since they think if any student got injured, the school might get sued, but whom the hell cares?!

I placed my hand on Hidan, "Hidan! Just put Sasori-san down and let's talk about this calmly!" I yelled at him.

"Fuck no, blondie! Not until this fucking bastard admits his wrong doing!" Hidan yelled, still not letting Sasori-san go.

I had to resist from laughing at Hidan's choice of words like everybody else except this loud blonde guy that has whisker-like things on the sides of his face who was laughing really, really loudly. Sasori-san just smirked.

"I'm gonna find the fucker who's fucking laughing after this and fucking kill him!" Hidan yelled it so menacely that the guy just shut up by himself.

"Hidan if you don't put Sasori-san down right now, I'll change my beliefs and say that money is more important than religion and I won't talk to you ever!" I yelled at him while hoping the words I said will calm the albino down.

"Fine..." He grumbled and lowered Sasori-san down. I went to Sasori-san's side and asked if he was okay.

"I'm fine..." He said and sat down at the table with the rest of the gang, but he sat away from Hidan as far as possible.

"Okay, now that Hidan has calmed down, can anyone explain what the hell happened?" Kisame-san asked. He sat in between Hidan and Itachi-san.

"Hidan and Sasori came into the cafeteria from their English lesson. Hidan was teasing Sasori that the reason he was anti-social after Social Studies was that he missed Deidara and Sasori said Hidan was being retarded as usual, later they started throwing insults at each other while lining up, then Sasori said something really nasty about religion that Hidan punched Sasori and Sasori punched back. Then, the students circled around them chanting them to fight and then you guys came in." Kakuzu-san said, indicated that me, Kisame-san and Itachi-san were the 'guys'.

"Okay, Hidan, don't tease Sasori about missing Deidara since he don't know him that well and Sasori stop dissing religion in front of Hidan, understood?" Konan-chan said while sipping Pein-san's drink.

I just stared at them until I noticed Tobi and Zetsu-san wasn't here. "Hey, where are Akari-chan, Tobi and Zetsu-san?" I asked, I wasn't hungry so I'll just eat after school or something...

"Oh, Tobi, well, after Social Studies he tripped while going up the stairs, so now he's in the nurse's office with Zetsu-san and Akari-chan is in the principal's office, she got caught during the middle of English for wetting Kakashi-sensei's Icha Icha Paradise book with a water balloon." Kakuzu-san said while looking at Hidan from time to time, probably to make sure he won't do anything to Sasori-san.

There was about 45 minutes left for lunch until Akari-chan came back, I waved to her while she lined up, she waved back, but didn't saying anything. I just looked at her curious like since she's ordering lots of food, like pie, spaghetti, cake, ice-cream and a whole lotta other things.

It took her two trips from the counter to pay for the food to the table since she was carrying two trays at a time.

"Hey, Akari-chan, what's with all this food?" I asked while looking at her then to her food.

"For ammo..." I didn't know what she meant by that, but I didn't linger on the subject as she was nearly halfway finishing the first tray which was full of sugary things.

I shrugged and started a conversation with Konan-chan. While I was talking to her, I wanted to show her something I doodled during Biology so I ducked under the table where my bag was I searched in my bag for that piece of paper.

When I was still looking, I heard Akari-chan yell food fight! And now food was flying everywhere in the cafeteria so I went under the table with Konan-chan, Itachi-san, Sasori-san, Pein-san and Kakuzu-san.

"You guys aren't gonna joined the food fight?" I asked them.

"I don't wanna ruin my hair and this new white flower hairclip Pein-kun bought for me."

"I don't wanna join something foolish like my younger brother." I looked at the direction he was looking at and I saw this kid with duck-butt black hair who was throwing a pudding.

"It's too childish..."

"I don't wanna..." Maybe he just wanna be with Konan-chan! Hee hee!

"It'll waste money..."

"How is that, Kakuzu-san?"

"Well, if I join the fight, I'll get hit and it'll stain my shirt, so them when I come home, I have to use the heavy duty detergent to take away the stain." I thought about and I got what he said, he's wearing a white shirt and the stain will be harder to clean and heavy duty detergent is more expensive than the normal ones since it's mostly used for removing really hard stains.

I looked at what was happening, it's amazing how Akari-chan did not get hit at all! So far 10 minutes had passed and Akari-chan didn't get hit. Kisame-san and Hidan-san didn't get hit much, just a few shots here and there.

I was laughing to myself until the cafeteria doors open and the teachers came. Everybody froze so I just started to crawl out from the table, I didn't notice that Akari-chan had a jell-o-brick in her hand and aimed it at me.

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Sasori's POV

I followed the blonde since I wanted to get out from this table, it was getting crowded there.

By the time Haretsu was gonna get up, I noticed Akari had a jell-o-brick in her hand and was preparing to throw it at Haretsu!

I yelled, "Deidara! Look out!"

When he stood up, he looked to the side so I jumped at him just in time for the jell-o-brick to hit Genma-sensei, but what I didn't count for was that my...

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Deidara's POV

By the time I stood up, I heard Sasori-san calling my first name and telling me to look out, so I turned my head and saw the jell-o-brick flying towards me, I was about to duck until Sasori-san pushed me out of the way and his body landed on me... but that was not the only thing of his that landed on me... his lips landed on mine also!

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SuGaChi: As much as I want to continue, I won't because I'm evil!! Muahahahahahaha!!!

Tobi: Tobi will never talk to SuGa-chan since she made Tobi out in the nurse's office and don't have a speaking part!

SuGaChi: That's it! In the next chapter will be in your POV, okay?!

Tobi: REALLY?!

SuGaChi: Yes! Now shut the pudding up!

Deidara: Why is it 'pudding'? Shouldn't it be 'fuck', un?

SuGaChi: Well, since Itachi died, Tobi became my new favorite character and when I'm angry at my favorite character, I try not to swear at them... But Itachi will always be my favorite character dead or alive, but for alive, it's Tobi...

Tobi: Wahoo! In your face Itachi-san! Tobi is SuGa-chan's favorite ALIVE character!

Itachi: Shut up, sooner or later Kishimoto will kill you too...

Tobi: No way! Tobi's immortal! Kishimoto-sama can't kill me!

Itachi: Tell that to Hidan and Kakuzu, they're, well, they were immortal and now they're dead like me, Deidara, Sasori, Haku and Zabuza...

SuGaChi: Now that I think about it, Kishimoto is killing off the hot guys... Well, never mind about it! Just review! Review! And REVIEW!!

Pein: Now that we're in the topic of reviews, you posted this up when you only had three reviews! I thought you won't continue until you had four!

Konan: Yeah! You're a liar! Readers don't read anything from this author anymore! She's a liar!

SuGaChi: That is because I'm not gonna being on the computer for a while! And readers please continue to read this story and anything that I might post up! PLEASE!!

Akari: Okay! Everybody! Time to clear up and readers please review! SuGaChi-chan posted this when she is one review away from four! Remember, review!

Everybody: REVIEW AND GOOD-BYE!!!