Yo Lo-Loud and in big city
"In Royal woods you play video game."
At the Loud House Lincoln Loud was sitting at the couch playing ace savvy on his ps4
"Yeah ace savvy!" Lincoln exclaimed
"But in big city video game play you."
Ace savvy was sitting at the couch playing video game with Lincoln and Lynn Jr. were inside his game
"No ace savvy don't do it!" Lincoln plead and a hand touch on his revealed Lynn Jr. was right behind him
"What's the matter stinkcoln afraid of getting ass kicked?" Lynn Jr. asked
And then Ace savvy takes control of Lynn Jr. to beat the crap out of Lincoln
"In Royal woods police arrest you."
The royal woods police department had just arrest Luan Loud for her prank at the zoo
"We don't care what you did was just a joke get in the car!" The police shouted
"But in big city you arrest police."
Luan had just arrest the police officer before the original cop have completely arrested her
"wait what how did this happen?" The officer asked
"Looks like you've got gnomed officer haha get it, but seriously get in the car!" Luan said
"Yo Lo-Loud was so STUPID! She thought instagram was a weed delivery service!"
Leni and Luna are bored after wasting all of the drugs to get high for 5 hours
"Hey Luna I have an idea!" Leni said as she bring out her phone and access her instagram app
4 minutes later
"Hey Leni stop that, stop making pictures with Instagram it's not how it works!" Luna said as Leni kept on taking pictures and selfies of herself with Instagram
"Yo Lo-Loud was so UGLY! When she looked through the window and got arrested for mooning!"
At the Loud House Lola Loud just put on her ugly makeup again and look out at the window and she'd notice police cars and helicopters surround the entire house
"Lola loud put your hands in the air so we can see them!" The police shouted through the microphone as Lola obeyed
The 2 policemen have escort Lola out of the House with Lola glaring at the cops
"Young lady it's because it's your face is the problem!" The police exclaimed. "Do you care to respond before we take you to prison?"
"Fuck the police." Lola said
"Yo Lo-Loud was so STUPID! She used old spice body wash to cook!"
Lynn Jr. was helping Leni to make food for lunch as Leni pours some spice body wash on the frying pan while the stove is heating Lynn Jr. realized the smell and said
"SMELLS LIKE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
The entire house exploded and the entire planet earth explode as well
"Yo Lo-Loud was so SHORT! She uses fidget spinners as a fucking Ferris wheel!"
Lincoln Loud was playing his fidget spinner and notices his younger sister Lisa Loud who was surprisingly shorter compare to the fidget spinner
"Lisa why are you so small and why are you using my fidget spinner as Ferris wheel?" Lincoln asked
You see Eldest sibling I was bored of doing my experiment as I decide to shrink myself and play you toy as a fidget spinner." Lisa answered
"Yo Lo-Loud was so STRICT! When she plays boldi's basics she gave Boldi detention!"
Lori Loud was playing Boldi's basics and easily stopped boldi by giving him detention
"You're right Lincoln this game is literally fun and this cheat is so good." Lori exclaimed
"You see I told that cheat is so cool." Lincoln answered
"In Royal woods you drive car."
Lori Loud was driving the vanzilla while looking so fresh
"Ah this drive is so literally chilled." Lori said smoothly
"But in big city car drive you."
The Vanzilla was driving on Lori
"Eat my dust." Lori said
And the side of the highway shows Bobby's towtruck was crushing him against the ground
"In Royal woods you catch crab."
At the hospital Lynn Sr. was sitting with the doctor as he complains of how itchy he is for catching crabs
"Dang it, it itches!" Lynn Sr. complained
"But in big city crab catch you."
There are small Lynn Sr.'s are on the crabs
"Yeah/Alright/Get some!"
"In Royal woods you walk dog."
Lana Loud was having a walk with Charles
"But in Big city dog walk you."
Both Lana and Lynn Jr. are both tied into a leash by Charles
"Oh c'mon Charles I have been a good girl where's my treat?" Lana asked impatiently
"You may be a good girl sis but I am the best girl!" Lynn Jr. exclaimed as Charles gave her a treat
"In Royal woods you pee on toilet."
At the Loud House Lincoln Loud was peeing on the toilet while whistling
"But in big city toilet pee on you."
At nighttime before Lincoln went to the bed he went to the bathroom and pee again but the toilet sprayed pee right into his face and right into his mouth
"Yo Lo-Loud was so SKINNY! When he slapped someone he broke his arm!"
Lincoln was playing games on his phone until Lynn Jr. snatch it from him
"Hey give it back Lynn!" Lincoln shouted as he slapped Lynn but only to broke his arm. "AAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"Is that how you do a slap Lincoln? This is!" She said as she slap Lincoln really hard causing him to knocked out unconscious
"Yo Lo-Loud was so STRONG! When she played Fortnite she doesn't need weapons to kill she used her bare hands!"
At Fortnite Lynn Jr. saw some guys who are shooting at her but Lynn quickly punched them causing them to be dead already
"Yo Lo-Loud was so UGLY! When she looked at her reflection it said…"
Lola loud went to the bathroom to look at herself through the mirror.
"I quit." Her reflection said and vanished
"Yo Lo-Loud was so SHORT! When she smokes weed she can't even get high!
Lisa was about to go back to her room until she saw her two older sisters Leni and Luna Loud are smoking weed with the bong
"What is that?" Lisa ask curiously
"It's weed dude." Luna answered
"Yeah you want to try?" Leni asked as she gave Lisa the bong that was full of weed in and Lisa was struggling to get high and doesn't know how to smoke properly
"In Royal woods you bend spoon."
Lucy loud was teaching Lynn Jr. how to bend her spoon with her mind and she succeed
"Wow I can't believe I just did that." Lynn Jr. said
"But in Big city spoon bend you."
A giant spoon uses her mind to bend Lynn Jr.
"Ouch that hurts! Stop it! OW!" Lynn Jr. cried in pain
"In Royal woods fat kid chase icecream truck."
A fat kid was chasing an ice cream truck on the highway
"But in big city ice cream truck chase fat kid."
All of the Loud siblings saw a fat kid being chase by an ice cream truck
"Hey everyone can we do licks?" Leni asked and everyone looked at her in disgust
"In Royal woods you killed Kenny."
A police car ran over Kenny on purpose and Leni witness this
"Oh my god you totes kill Kenny you bastard!" Leni said in shocked
"But in Big city Kenny kill you."
A muscle version of Kenny was ready to kill Leni
"No please don't kill me I'll do anything!" Leni pleaded but Kenny punch her to death and Lynn Jr. witness this
"Oh my god you killed Leni you bastard!" Lynn Jr. said as she smiled
"In Royal woods you hit bong."
Luna and Leni are once again smoking weed with the bong
"Oh hell yeah this is totes good." Leni exclaimed
"But in Big city bong hit you."
Two bongs with arms legs and eyes have Leni and Luna stuck into the tube of the Bong as the bong was about to make a fire on Leni's hair
'AAAAAHHH NOT THE HAIR, NOOOO!' Leni shouted in pain
"Oh C'mon dude this is only next level to hit them bongs when it comes to smoke weed." Luna said
"Yo Lo-Loud was so STUPID! When she got lock in a store she starved to death!"
"Hello, help get me out of here!" Leni shouted as she tried to open the doors but it's lock so she won't get out
48 hours later
Flippy entered his store and notices Leni's dead body laying on the ground
"Oh C'mon if someone was lock inside the grocery store they could just eat some food in their or atleast called for help!" Flippy said
"Yo Lo-Loud was so STRICT! She even punished Nuns!"
Outside Lori saw a nun and she ran to her and spanked her with her ruler
"Young Lady stop it!" The nun said but Lori kept on spanking her
"YO Lo-Loud was so POOR! When she posted a poor picture of herself on the public they afford money to her!"
NEXT MORNING
Lana loud just receive a paycheck and her check is 45,000,000,000$ and she can afford the new princess car much to Lola's shocked
"Wait Lana how did you afford that?!" Lola asked her twin
"Because I am so rich!" Lana said and drive away with the new updated princess car
"That was my dream car." Lola said in a sad tone
Okay that was all for now and please, PLEASE, everyone I need more ideas of more Yo Lo-Loud Jokes and more "In big city jokes' as well, PLEEEEAAAASSEEE! See you next time