Chapter 4: maniac laughter
Dallas: The commercials are sort of well, broken. It has something to do with Jim, a Twinkie, and a roll of film. Anywho, we shall continue with the games! Oh yeah, and Yumi, Eighty points to you for being so sweet and giving Jim your cupcake during the small break. ANYwho, our next game is "Irish Drinking Song" This is one of my favorite games. Give me a name of a Lyoko Enemy.
Audience member 883: William!
Dallas: I like you! Finally someone's catching on! William it is! Think you can handle that Odd?
Odd: That's for you to write and me to find out.
Dallas: Let us begin then,Alec?
Alec: presses tape player button
Dallas: "sweatdrops" What happened to our piano player again?
Alec: "looks around nervously"
Dallas: Just go.
All: OH! Aiediedidiedidiedidiedididiedi! Oh Aiediedidiedidiedidiedididiedi!
Jeremy: I know a guy
Yumi:He is really young
Ulrich: He is a bit crazy
Odd: Or so that I've been told
Jeremy: I don't quite understand him
Yumi: But then who does
Ulrich: He probably had a bad childhood
Odd: But hey he's not with us
All: OH Aiediedidiedidiedidiedididiedi
Jeremy: I hear he's been buying pot
Yumi: And he's really poor
Ulrich: He's working at a school now
Odd: As a jan-I-tor
All: through snickers Oh, Aiediedidiedidiedidiedididiedi Oh Aiediedidiedidie di die di die di die! "BUZZ"
Dallas: A hundred points to Odd for mentioning the janitor gag again.
Odd: You know I live for it.
Others: "laugh and nod to Odd's remark"
Dallas: Yumi, you get a hundred points cause your so kawaii, Ulrich, you get fifty points for making me imagine you Irish, and jeremy, you get nothin' till I get my horn back.
Jeremy: Damn you!
Dallas: Doom on you! Anyway, our next game is "World's Worst." I like this game. Okay, you are on the world's worst step there and you have to come up with the world's worst way to use the Shining/Burning finger."you know I live for g-gundam cameos" Begin!
Jeremy: "steps down and flips camera off" "BUZZ"
Yumi: "steps down" I think I burnt my marshmallows. "BUZZ"
Odd: "steps sown and pretends to pick nose" "BUZZ"
George: "steps down and runs fingers through hair" "BUZZ"
Yumi: "steps down and puts hand to forehead" Do I have a fever? I feel hot. "BUZZ"
Jeremy: "steps down and begins to pick at teeth" "BUZZ"
Odd: "steps down" Let's play some baseball! "BUZZ"
Ulrich: "steps down and acts as if eating and apple" "BUZZ"
Odd: "steps down with Jeremy" I CHALLENGE YOU!
Odd & Jeremy: "flip each other off" "BUZZ"
Yumi: "steps down and moons the audience" "BUZZ"
Ulrich: "steps down and acts like brushing teeth" "BUZZ"
Jeremy and Odd: "step down" "BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ"
Dallas: I'm gonna stop you there. Our sensors have had a ball already. A thousand points to our sensors! So nobody at home had to look at Yumi's ass. Jeremy! GIVE ME MY HORN!
Jeremy: "throws horn at Dallas"
Dallas: Thank you. "Ank squeaky honk ehhnngh" AKK! YOU BROKE IT! I BLAME YOU!
Jeremy: "gulps"
Dallas: MOVING ON! "gives dark look at Jeremy" We are going to play a game called "Party Quirks!" Ulrich, you're hosting a party and the others are your guests. They however have strange identities off those cards. Let's get the party started.
Ulrich: acts like setting up the party food table Oh, I hope they like me! I mean, I'm supposed to be like popular everywhere. twists hair around finger "DINGDONG!" What a strange doorbell. opens door
Jeremy: "king Leonidas" THIS IS SPARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTA!
Ulrich: Yeah……… "DINGDONG" "opens door"
Yumi: "Kairi from Kingdom Hearts" You said you would never leave me again
Ulrich: "Is silent and answers door" "DINGDONG"
Odd: "Jon Hilstrand from Deadliest Catch" Move it Boys we're going to leave phil a truck on his line
Ulrich: Why hello Jon, "BUZZ"
Odd: "returns to seat"
George: Walks up to Yumi who is 'crying.' Hey li'l Kairi Sora's looking for you. "BUZZ"
Jeremy: Persian cowards "failing around like he has a sword"
George: Uh……… hey Leonidas go home "BUZZ"
Dallas: A thousand points for all of you.
Jeremy: Yay! I got points!
Dallas: Don't get used to it. We'll be back after these messages and we'll see who wins!
I WILL have commercials this time. Sorry if it wasn't as humorous as the last one but heck, I'm trying. And it's really hard to write humor when you're sick with fever. See you next time.