A/N I must say, this chapter was very fun to write... Hope you like it!
"I'm going to defeat the Dark Lord; no doubt it will be me," Harry said matter-of-fact.
Ron snorted. "Yeah, right. I've got more brainpower. You would only make him die… of laughter at your hideous scar!"
Harry rolled his eyes. "Die, yourself! He could bring you down by looking at you, the scaredy you are!"
"Humph! He didn't defeat you that say so many years ago for one reason: you were a baby! He wouldn't kill a baby! But now, he still couldn't kill you.
You're still a baby!" Ron spat.
Harry decided to play around. "I know you are."
"I meant you," Ron fumed.
"I know you meant yourself. You would not have said so if you hadn't," Harry grinned to himself.
"I meant YOU!" Ron shouted.
"You are so persistent; did you not hear me? I said I know you meant yourself," Harry sighed in mock pity.
"YOU KNOW I MEANT YOU!"
Harry could hardly hold in the laugh. "Oh, Ronald; you really shouldn't let your emotions do this to you."
"YOU ARE SUCH A GIT!" Ron exploded, his face beet red.
"Thank you Ron, but do stop yelling; it's hurting my ears."
"I WILL NOT STOP! YOU ARE JUST A—"
"Muffliato," Harry flicked his wand.
Ron was silent though his mouth kept moving furiously.
Harry grinned. "Much better. Now Ron, you know that your mouth will someday get you in trouble, right? I think that day has come."
Minerva walked in at that moment. "What's going on here, Potter?"
Harry glanced up innocently. "Professor, Ron was calling himself a baby, so I stopped him by using the Muffliato charm."
Minerva frowned at the redhead. "He doesn't look to happy about that. Would you please remove the charm?"
Harry sighed exaggeratedly. "Very well. Finite Incantatem."
Ron was beyond infuriated. "YOU—YOU GIT!" he screeched.
"I'll use the spell again if you do not stop insulting yourself," Harry warned.
Minerva agreed. "Yes, Weasley, it's not nice to put yourself down."
Ron, irate, growled, "Fine, I'll leave then. Some friend you are, Potter. You're almost as bad as Malfoy!"
Draco paused a ways away. "Did someone say my name?"
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