101 Failed Attempts 3- Wave Pool

Title #1: It's Not You, It's Not Me, It's Timcanpy

Title #2: Cross vs Timcanpy

Title #3: How drunk am I? You dare question me? I will sleep you in your kill…

Title #4: I think I might have to bump up the rating because of this chapter.

Title #5: ... *sigh* 98 more chapters to go...

Also, I might have to warn some of my readers for excessive swearing. Sorry about that :x

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There was something strange about the golem that belonged to Cross Marian. At first glance the golem, Timcanpy, was just a golden floating ball that could turn fat and then shrink. It could be found sitting on Cross's shoulders or camping out on top of his trademark black hat. Sometimes Timcanpy ate food or could be seen fighting a cat. To most people Timcanpy was just an ordinary golem.

Allen, however, had one day discovered the terrifying truth about the golem. It had been his first time akuma hunting on his own. Allen was only thirteen and not very experienced at fighting, but he had gotten out of the fight as the victor with few injuries. Then, Allen had heard a strange noise and turned around to see Timcanpy baring his teeth at him threateningly. That was when Tim opened his mouth and hit Allen with his tail, and snarled in his ear: "Bitch, I will slit your fucking throat and use your blood as syrup on my waffles you little piece of shit."

Allen remembered being so scared that he had actually cried. And he may or may not have wet his pants a little.

Timcanpy had proceeded to bite a terrified Allen and hide under the boy's clothing as he reluctantly returned home. Every time Allen tried to ask his master about the golem's odd behavior, the golem would bite him before he so much as opened his mouth, as if it knew exactly what he was thinking. Allen spent his days fearing the golden golem instead of his master, but eventually Cross noticed because he tried harder to instill fear into the boy. Allen's life became (more) miserable as both Tim and Cross competed for the spot of "Most Feared," without the latter competitor even knowing who he was up against.

Not today, though, Allen thought as he floated in the wave pool at the hotel they were currently staying at. Today was his only day off of the year and he planned on enjoying it, damn it. He wasn't going to spend a moment within the presence of Cross Marian or his little golden golem bastard from hell. He sat on a rented tube, letting the wave simulator push him back and forth while his temporary friend, Ken, had his tube flipped upside down by the waves. Allen smiled as his friend rose to the surface, splashing water on him. Allen kicked his friend's tube and flipped it over again just as his friend got back in.

That was when the harassment began. He saw a golden blur and something landed on the top of his head. He froze up and fell through the hole in his tube, the yellow tail hitting his face as he nearly sank because of shock. Allen swam back up to the surface, but was nearly swallowed by a wave while water went up his nose. He grabbed onto his tube as he was pushed backwards, his friend laughing at him while water was splashed into his eyes that burned. He wanted to scream and cry, his vacation day turning into a nightmare as Tim held onto him by biting his ear.

Soon enough his friend realized something was wrong and swam over to Allen, never noticing the golem torturing his friend's face.

"Allen, what's wrong? You look sick," Ken voiced his concern while Allen's ear began to bleed.

"… Ken, I'm going to go to the deep end and I'm going to drown myself," Allen informed his friend and removed his tube. He handed it to his friend who just stared at it, then let it go and float off.

"Okay," his friend nodded.

Allen swam through the crowd while Tim whispered death threats to him. He tuned out the golem as he reached the very end at the source of the generator, and that was when Timcanpy snapped and expanded, dropping into the pool and taking Allen with him. The splash created such a powerful wave that Allen was sent soaring through the air. He was aware of his body crashing into the shallow end, his body washing up to the "shore." A lifeguard passed by but didn't help him. Allen started to cry.

He dragged himself up and shuffled his feet back over towards his seat while a shrunken Timcanpy clung onto his bleeding ear. However, he saw his master sitting on his chair (while tanning) and cried harder. He really didn't want to ask his master for help, but he had no choice if he wanted to relax.

"M-master?" he began weakly as Tim continued to bite. "Can you please keep Tim away from me?"

His master looked at him once. Specifically at his bleeding ear.

Tim stopped chewing and stared right back.

"Get off my bitch, bitch," Cross ordered the golem, reaching for the gun in his ever-present holster.

Tim snarled.

"You wanna fight, furfag?"

"Come at me, bitch. Winner gets rights over the white-haired bitch's ass."

Allen could only stand there, horrified as Tim released him to tackle his own master. He did the only thing he did know how to do- run. He ran even as the lifeguard shouted at him not to, saying that he would slip and do you know what? He did slip. He slipped across the floor and skidded right into a concession stand. Then he blacked out.

When he woke up, someone was writing on his back with a marker. Allen opened his eyes and turned around to see Cross crouching over him while Tim floated around his head in circles.

"What happened to the fight?" Allen asked.

"I won," Cross answered casually. "When I'm done writing my name, carry my stuff back to the hotel room, manservant."

Tim fluttered down to Allen's still-bleeding ear to speak.

"I will rape you in your sleep. Walk to the drugstore right now while you still can on those legs of yours, because it will hurt so bad when you wake up you will need a whole bottle of painkillers," the golden golem threatened.

Allen cried and tried to crawl to freedom, but both his master and the golem grabbed him and pulled him away to bring him to his own personal hell. He cried harder.

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For some reason, I always imagined Tim swearing and terrorizing Allen. I hope you didn't mind all the swearing ._.

Next chapter: Food Court Mayhem.