SPEICAL SUPER LONG ONE HOPE YOU ENJOY! ALSO if you are wondering why Prussia is in rage mood... Read and you will find out heh heh... And also I REALLY FELT LIKE WRITING IN CAPS COS IM AWESOME LIKE THAT

Welcome to:THE AWESOMENESS BOLG EVER

You are Visitor Number: unawesome

Date:August 19, 2012

Time:1:16(still technically tomorrow so suck it)

Mood: Awesome as always and maybe some rage

Weather: normal (hot)

Subject:America stupid unawesome America

Currently listening to: Norway yelling/killing at Denmark for being an ass

WARNING: PRUSSIA IN RAGE MODE(-from what? Or from who or from what drink?)

NOW BEFORE I START! Reason is AMERICA SENT IN A COMMENT THAT VERY MUCH ANNOYED THE AWESOME EM IM SORRY IF I AM NOT ACTING AWESOME RIGHT NOW BUT AMERICA MUST PAY

NO NO NO NO THIS IS FREAKING UNAWESOME okay so me and Denmark were searching around and as you now we have found America's blog...AND HE FREAKING LIED SAYING I PISSED MY PANTS WHEN I WAS RIDING WITH CANADA IN A ROLLAR COSTER! THE MOST UNAWESOME COUNTRY and for being a unawesome country .CANDA. HEAR THAT UNAWESOME AMERICA IM TAKING CANADA FOR AWHILE SO SUCK IT...you don't understand? Okay fine well on America's blog he said I pissed my pant on a rollar coster and we had to go home, WELL ONE! I didn't do that America lied like he always does AND TWO! America probably pissed his pant just at looking at the damn awesome rollar coster that I OWNED AND THAT'S WHY HE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE HE WENT ON SEE IT CONNECTS NOW JA? JA? good... Now that awesome rant was done I have another thing to rant AWESOMELY about now see this:

I AM ZEE AWESOME PRUSSIA! I LIKE TO RUIN EVERYONE'S DAY BY PISSING MYSELF LIKE A LITTLE BABY! KESESESESE! MY NAME IS VERY NERDY UND I LIKE TO CRY INTO GERMANY'S ARMS EVEN SOUGH I AM ZE OLDER BROTHER UND I VEAR AWESOME DIAPERS UND I AM A LOZER! KESESESESESESESESESE!

PLUS! MY LAUGHTER IS VERY SPAZZY!

KESESESESESE~

MY AWESOME LAUGH ISN'T SPAZZY YOU'RE FREAKING APPITE IS FREAKING CREEPY AND YOU SUCK AND YOUR NOT AWESOME AND I DON'T WEAR diapers? REALLY REALLY YOU ARE UNAWESOME STUPID! THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD DO? JA I KNOW YOU ARE STUPID MY NAME IS AWESOME EVEN SOMEONE SAID ME AND DENMARK'S NAME IS AWESOME SO KESESESESSES AND GERMANY IS MY YOUNGER BRUDER AND HE CRIES IN MY HANDS WHEN HE WAS YOUNG I BET YOU CRIED IN ENGLAND'S HAND EVERYDAY LIKE A BABY AND HE WOULD HUG YOU AND YOU WOULD BE ALL UNAWESOME AND BE LIKE "AHHHHHHH HA HA !" AND YOU WOULD CRY IN HIS HAND BEFORE HE LEFT FOR IMPORTANT STUFF KESESESES SO THERE AND I DIDN'T PISS MY PANTS! I AM FAR TO AWESOME FOR THAT! I AM A AWESOME EX-NATION THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE SO SUCK IT LOSER JA I SAID IT YOU ARE THE LOSER! Oh JA your wondering where Denmark is right? Well he is presently getting yelled at Norway, JA I am at his house... But he is getting hurt oh well he can be unawesome by himself...Ja where was I YES SO AMERICA SUCK IT that operant is done BUT IM NOT DONE YET! Now you see this JA? Right:

Kay dudes, first off, I AM WAAAAAAAY AWESOMER THAN YOU TWO!

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME AL! HA!

*eye twitches* SO YOU ARE DATING MY BROTHER?!

I DO SO ACKNOWLEDGE HIM, SO YOU CAN'T CALL ME UNAWESOME!

AND HE LOVES TALKING TO ME! RIGHT CANADIA!

My name's Canada…

RIGHT CANADA!?

Y-Yes Alfred…Whatever you say…

SEE?! HE LOVES TALKING TO ME!

DON'T YOU EVER SAY I DON'T LIKE MY BROTHER OR HE DOESN'T LIKE ME!

CUZ I LIKE HIM!

SO SHUT YOUR UNAWESOME MOUTH!

S-Someone struck someone's nerve…

YEAH, I IGNORE HIM A LOT! BUT THAT'S BECAUSE HE GOES ALL "WHOOSH WHOOSH" AND DISSAPPEARS! THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!

And no one would want to be fans with someone who would piss themselves on a rollercoaster.

So shut up.

Seriously.

You just made me go all batshit crazy and that's not like me!

I'm normally a nice dude!

So GTFO.

Bye.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AMERICA YOU ARE ALWAYS BATSHIT CARZY OR WHAT EVER BEACUSE IT'S YOUR NATURE YOUR ALWAYS BATSHIT CRAZY AND MAD AND ALL RAGE LIKE AND RUDE AND MEAN AND ALSO I DIDN'T FREAKING PISS MY PANTS FOR THE FREAKING LAST TIME! CANADA DOESN'T GO "WOOSH WOOSH" He tries to BE NOTICED unawesome ppl just don't pay attention isn't that right birdie? Please say I'm right! JA! I KNOW I AM THANK YOU I M AWESOME AND YOUR NOT NICE YOUR OBNOXIOUS MEAN RUDE STUPID UNAWESOME MAY I CONTINUE!?

HERE IS MY IPRESSION OF AMEIRCA

HAHAHAH LOOK AT MY STUPID ALIEN TONY AHAHAH AND LOOK I AM A HERO I EAT HAMBURGERS AND GO TO MCDONALDS EVERY SECOND OFTHE DAY HAHAH BRO DUDE HAHA AND I NEED TO GO ON DIETS AND SHIT AHAHAH IM A HERO AHHAHA FUCK YAH HAHA AND GUESSS WHAT I HAVE SUPER BIG SPECIAL FEELINGS FOR ENGLAND BUT IM TOO SCARED T ADMIT THEM AND IM GAY BUT I CAN'T SAY IT COS I THINK IM STARIGHT AHAHAH AND. BARELY NOTICE WHAT HIS FACE MY BRO ANYMORE COS I RATHER SEND HIM OFF TO THE COMMIE BASTARD ANDNTHEN LET THE AWESOME PRUSSIA COMFORT HIM WHILE I GO EAT HAMBURGERS HAHAHAH...ahem thank you i know the awesome me Is awesome KESESESES!

No right so I am done my awesome Rant, but I don't understand how I got so angry...wait... Did Spain's and France do something to my , YOU KNOW SOMETHING TELL ME WHERE IS THE AUTHOR IS... Come here I'm killing you, WAIT I HEAR FRANCE AND SPAIN ..*snickers in the back* FRANCE SPAIN IM GOING TO KILL YOUR UNAWESOME BUTTS!

...hey guys *pouting* Norway killed me...almost..at least..anyway Prussia is off chasing the interfere-with-prussia's-beer trio and I guess I will give you the answers that we got and I hope you guys enjoy our awesome answers I'm to dead and bleeding and bruising to say much I'm basically laying here dying(HOPE YPUR HAPPY NORGE) , if you could be awesome and make me feel better by sending in comments! I would be happy *tries smiling* ouch that hurt...here you go! But we only got three one from Alfred..._

From: HetaliaFanGirl

HetaliaFanGirl:Hi Den, hi Prussia! BTW, is it ok if I call you by your human

names, I think they're awesome! Anyway, it's so cool that you guys made a blog too. ...I really have no idea what to say in these, sorry. Oh, are you ok Den?It sucks (but was kinda funny) that Sve punched you. Well, I hope you're fine,

bye guys!

ANSWER FROM AWESOME US:

YES OUR NAMES ARE AWESOME YAH! Ja, you can call us by them, no it's not cool IT'S AWESOME, Hey HetaliaFanGirl! Thank you for worrying about my face it's still in pain he punches harder than my Norgie..ow, *pouts* but thank you, you are very kind! *Grins* WE BID YOU AND AWESOME GOODBYE! (see people love us!)

From: The Hero yo

YOUR RULE IS STUPID! AMERICAN IS THE MOST AWESOME COUNTRY EVAAR!

And guess what Prussia...Prussia isn't even a country anymore. Yep, I bet THAT

hurts.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD I CRY TO ENGLAND? You're stupid.

PS

You guys are stupid. :D

ANSWER FROM AWESOME US

AMERICA IS STUPID ALL YOU EVER DO IS UNAWESOMELY EAT HAMBURGERS EVERY FREAKING SECOND OF THE DAY I'm not stupid! You are PRUSSIA IS A LEGENDARY COUNTRY EVEN IF IT DOESN'T EXSITS ANYMORE EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO IT! And You'd cry to England cos he used to take care of you and he used to mother you! So there! I'm AWESOME and so is Denmark BUT IM AWESOMER and you're stupid! Hmph I'm glad that's settled (also you said AmericaN is the. Most awesome country ever fail KESESESE)

From: Red-Tulips-Are-Awesome

Prussia. YOU FAIL AT ITALY. You can't handle HIS awesomeness. (*Is awesome at

imitating Italy's voice.*)

PRUHUNPRUHUNPRUHUNPRUHUNPRUH UN.

Like it, Prussia.

You better like it.

Or I declare you will get demoted, and replaced by America.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO STAY AS MY 4TH FAVORITE CHARACTER. YOU KNOW IT, MR.

AWESOME.

And I shall spread your awesomeness by wearing a Prussia Messenger bag to

school. Wish me luck.

ANSWER FROM AWESOME US

WELL SORRY actually no I know, BUT I AM AWESOME AS MYSELF. SO SUCK IT LOSER! AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN BE ITALY YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SPEND A COUPLE HUNDRED HOURS TALKING BOUT PASTA unawesome moments there, I mean Feli is nice and all but, pasta isn't awesome all the time... NO RED TULPIS NO I DON'T WANT PRUHUN STOP IT NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE REPLACED BY THAT SHITY UNAWESOME AMERICAN SHIT SHIT SHIT WHY? WAIT WHY I AM I 4th, IM AWESOME. SHOUDL BE 1st YOU SUCK BUT SINCE YOU BOUGHT MY MESSANGER I WILL SAY it...I-I l-like P-P-PruH-H-Hun AH UNAWESOMENESS SHIT HERE COME HUNGRAY AHHHHH HID YOUR UNAWESOME SELVES NO DAMNIT SHE HAS A FRYING PAN BYE NOW

* hears hitting of a prussian by frying pan and now you see a wonderful blood pool of Prussian blood!*

Well hey it's Denmark as you see Prussia is dead now after he got Spain and France and the author (they arcurrentlypassed outroomier living room great seems as i will explain this to norway and probably die again) he got killed by Hungary and I'm feeling slightly better...wait I just noticed WHY ISN'T THERE ANYTHING FOR ME EXCEPT MY LOVELY FAN HETALIAFANGIRL (your awesome thanks for caring bout me *grins*) PLEASE CARE FOR ME, why is it always Prussia *sighs* hmph well pretty pleaseeeeee ask me stuff to :). It will make me happy YA! please thanks

I-I a-am still taking c-Canada s-suck it A-America!

* RIP DEATH BY FRYING PAN* until next time

America if you are going to tease Prussia about getting beaten up by me I won't only beat you up BUT I will get some kinky stuff for You to wear . Okay so you better NOT SAY ANYTHING OR ELSE YOU WILL DO IT I WILL MAKE YOU! thank you *smiles* have a great day reviewers! ~ Hungary

I KNOW I SUCK DON'T HURT ME I STILL HAVE RELATIVES WHERE YOU ARE.! SO PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I KNOW I SUX...but I AM AWESOME SO SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE HA KESESESES I FEEL LIKE DOING SHIT IN ALL CAPS SHIT YAH KESESESESES