Rule 8: Kill with Efficiency

It's not my fault I look better in her party dress
It's not my fault that you left your slutty girlfriend
It's not my fault this is how my mamma made me
I've been magnetic since I was a baby

Kayla,Ellen, and Me were all dance like strippers to Magnetic Baby by Semi Precious Weapons, while Zombieland played on my TV. We were all in my room gettin ready for the party up in Indy. Me, I had on a black mini-dress with eletric blue splatters on it with black 6in heels,Ellen had a hot pink mini with black splatters on it, 9in heels,curse her for being able to run with those on,Kayla had on a GIR! mini with GIR! heels,she likes gir alot. The party was at 10,so we left, I was the one driving in my black and blue Ford Feasta, i love that thing.

AT THE PARTY

"ANDI,KAYLA,ELLEN,YAY YOUR HERE BITCHESSSS, " Sam, our at the moment overly drunk friend screamed while clinging on the the ankles of Zak, our other friend, they were both gay but wernt dating.

"Sammypoo would you please inlighten me on why your on your knees infront of Zak?" Ellen, the levelheaded of us said.

"ummmm because Chriss told me that Zak's pants tasted like candy so i was trying to eat them but they wont come off." Sam said while chewing on Zak's pantleg, Wow he's strange.

Kayla went off to play pool with Nixon and Matt,she kicks there ass's at it. Ellen and I walk around. Ellen decides to go off with Fabio, this Italian emo guy thats like 6'6 and screams in a band yet is varyyyy shy, her perfect bf.

So yet again I am by myself,what to doooo,

"Hey Andi, want to party?" says Aaryn,my friend thats like taller than the Effil Tower, physiclly and mentally at the moment.

"Sure, whats doing around?" I ask,im paying for this later i can tell already.

"ummm Mary Jane,Crank,acid, ummmm ponies, i think?" he says,

"Anything but Mary Jane,why go down when you could go up and see the stars,?" I say

Aaryn gives it to me and covers me while i powder my nose and take a dance with Lucy.

After 5mins ,Im higher than the moon and is licking Sams face while he kisses Matts toe.

(que JAWS theme song)

Parker and Allie walk in,she's high, suprisinly enough he's not,weird.

"ANDI GET YOU SKINNY EMO ASS OVER HERE RIGHT THIS FUCKING MINUITE." Ellen screams,She's standing next to Kayla who is sober. Dammit its only me,this time.

"Whattt, I was having fun with apples and oranges,heyyyy theres a raseberry lets go squish it,mwhahaha!" I run over to stoned as fuck Allie and pull her with me.

So Im running down the street in high heels and a mini,pulling a chick fallowed by Ellen and Kayla in my car. We reach the old abandond crude factory that made diesel fuel out of oil,its been abandond since like the 60's.

"OK, you have to listen t Quade here, ok," I tell her,

"OOokkk is he the tall guy that has a eye on his forehead, and a nose on each side of his head?" she askes me.

"YESS that him,.!" I say and walk away, she was standing night next to one of the cylo things that had fuel in it at one time but now was leaking this weird looking shit.

"OKAYY here's he plain, we go up behind her,shoot her in the neck with this needle filled with something,kayla you look out,sydney you hit her with a shovel, mkay,k" I said in this deep,quiet voice. The both nod yes.

Ellen and I walk up behind her

"Quade told me to give you this medicance so you could get un-uglyfied," I said while shooting her in the neck with what I assumed to be like herion or something, i found it on the floor. And as soon as I did that Ellen hit her with the shovel,she fell like a tower.

We booked it out of there as fast as we could carrying out wearpons and getting into my car.

What did we just do?