South Park: Stanley and Wendy star in 'Twisted love.'
Chapter 3: The hunt is on...
Stan, in attempt to find Red another girl, goes to Clyde...
Stan: Hey, Clyde. How would you like a date with Bertha?
Clyde: You mean that red haired chick in our class?
Stan: Yeah, she's super hot! Will you go out with her?
Clyde: Why the fuck do you want me to...
Stan: Look, will you do it or not?
Clyde: Give me a buck!
Stan: Okay, now go and talk to her...
Clyde then walks up to Bertha...
Clyde: Hey Red, how about we go on a date tonight, here's a dollar...
Stan: *Whisper* That's what he wanted the dollar for!
Red: But.. I already have a boyfriend!
Clyde: Forget about him and go out with a real sex king!
Stan: Hey, don't put me down! Ot-oh...
Red and Clyde hear Stan and then turn their attention to him...
Red: There you see, that is my boyfriend!
Clyde: Think again, because he put me up to this...
Red: What? Stan, how could you fucking do this to me!
Clyde: Later momma fuckers!
Stan: Listen, it's just that I...
Red: Are you trying to dump me! ME!
Stan: Look, I love Wendy, okay. Our night was a mistake! It's over between us!
Red: Believe me little boy, one night, us razor's are gonna fuck you up! You don't know where, or when, but we'll fucking get you and then beat you down!
Red walks off in anger while Stan is in hyper-shock mode...
Later, Stan talks to Butters about what to do...
Stan: Butters, help me...
Butters: Oh hey Stan. What is it?
Stan: How do I avoid.. the RED RAZORS!
Butters: Oh.. hamburgers! I shouldn't even be fucking talking to you...
Stan: Look, why are the Red razors such feared people?
Butters: The Razor's are a group of red-haired female thugs who attack kids from sixth grade and under. There's Samurai Samantha, a tenth grader who is a black belt in karate. Then there are 3 muscular eight graders, and there are two scrappy fifth-graders...
Stan: Oh jesus dude!
Butters: Why are they after you anyway?
Stan: I kinda dumped Bertha, she's part of the group...
Butters: Good god! She and Lola are the two fourth-grade members.. Lola dye's her hair red to be part of the group...
Stan: How do I prevent a beating from them?
Butters: Every target they have ever made they have gotten to. It is just a matter of time! Now i'm gonna ask you to leave, because I really don't wanna be near you right now!
Stan: Just.. fucking.. great! Thanks for fuck all Butters!
Later that night, Wendy went to talk to Red about letting Stan go...
Wendy: Listen Red, can't you just let Stan off with this one?
Red: No Wendy! Stan must pay, the razor's rep is hanging on this one...
Wendy: Look, it's your own fault! You seduced Stan while he had a girlfriend. That was a catastrophe developed under your fucking idiocracy! Now let him off...
Red: Look, we seem to have had to this conversation before but.. you need to stop digging around Wendy! Stan must pay! Deal with it.. or maybe we'll have two fucking targets to take it...
Wendy: God damn it!
As Red walks off, Bebe comes to Wendy...
Bebe: Listen Wendy! Stan is F-U-C-K-E-D! Face it! You can't stop the razors!
Wendy: I just hope he isn't hurt too badly...
Cartman walks past the girls...
Cartman: Oh believe me, Stan is fucked!
How will Stan overcome this problem? Will he get the beating of a lifetime? Can his girlfriend save him? Find out as you read on...