Warnings; ItaSasu, Uchihacest, mpreg, possible lemons (not sure yet), language and my randomness, which can become scary to some. Major OOC and some AU.

I, Hanno Banano, in no way own, MIKA, Naruto or the Characters.

Song is; Lollipop by MIKA

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It had taken them, Itachi, Sasuke and all three of the ANBU, almost a week to get to Konohagakure no Sato. It should have only taken them five days but they had to stop for Sasuke, who kept throwing up and needing to pee, what seemed like, every two hours. Sparrow had been very worried about Sasuke, saying he should see a medic right away. Itachi just ignored him, knowing no medic could help stop this without harming the baby. Everybody was pretty worn out by the time they got back and it was not because they had been traveling for several hours with no stops, surprisingly Sasuke had no need to up chuck or pee. No, it was because Sasuke would not stop singing and while some Uchiha's have the voice of a Kami. Others, well, they have no hope.

Sasuke was singing more like screeching, at the top of his lungs, "Sucking too hard on your lollipop! Oh, loves gonna get you down, Say love, say love!" Mole's glasses actually broke, both Sasuke and Itachi were surprised to hear a shattering sound and Mole's screams of pain. Sasuke continued to sing through Mole's whimpering as the other ANBU bandaged him up.

They tried asking him to stop, he ignored their pleas of mercy, he just sang louder. Itachi tried using duct tape; it was working until it mysteriously disappeared… Itachi later discovered it in his hair. One of the ANBU was going to knock him out, until he almost got Amaterasu to the face, via Itachi.

Sasuke smirked and sang louder than before, straight into Itachi's ear, 'Hn, pay back for making me ride on your back and treating me like a fragile baby, Aniki.' Sasuke thought with an evil face and laughter that added creepiness to the song.

"Otouto, please stop. We're almost to Konoha, do you want everyone to see the 'Great Uchiha Sasuke' singing?" asked Itachi, eyes widening when Sasuke gave him a suspicious look.

"Aniki… Do you not like my singing? Would the people of Konoha not enjoy it? Is it bad, Kaa-san always told me it was beautiful…" Cue the pouty face and glistening eyes. "Did she lie, lie to me?"

Itachi gulped, "No… Your voice is… it's… beautiful. Kaa-san didn't lie." The ANBU snickered, which was odd for Shinobi that never show emotion… Sasuke looked at them confused, while Itachi just glared. The leader saw this and cleared his throat, making his teammates stop and allow their faces to become serious, not that you could see them.

"Itachi-san and Sasuke-san, we are at the gates. After we check in, we'll go directly to Hokage-sama. For now please use, Henge no Jutsu and try to disguise your Chakra." Spoke Sparrow as he turned toward Itachi and Sasuke, watching as Itachi nodded his head 'yes', in understanding and transformed both him and Sasuke.

Now both of them had brown hair and green eyes. Itachi had a blue shirt while Sasuke's was black; no Clan marks where on them, and both had dark shinobi pants. Neither wore a Hitai-ate or had weapons pouch, though Itachi was hiding some Kunai and paper bombs just in case.

Sparrow walked up to Hagane Kotetsu and Kamizuki Izumo, the gate keepers. Kotetsu had a bandage over he's nose and black spiky hair fell over his face but you could clearly see his dark eyes. The Jonin saw them and smiled.

"Hey guys, welcome back, got your papers?" Sasuke watched as all four of them pulled papers out of nowhere and handed them to Kotetsu and Izumo.

"Hm, everything is in order for you guys. Do you have the papers for them, Sparrow?" asked Izumo as he nodded toward Itachi and himself. Sparrow nodded and gave Izumo some more papers, which he once again pulled out of a black hole. Kotetsu and Izumo read through the sheets, their eyes became huge and a gasp, escaped each of their throats.

"Which one is back and who is the other person?" Kotetsu nodded his head toward Itachi and Sasuke, in curiosity. Sparrow moved his hand, giving Mouse, Rabbit and Mole, the signal to leave, which they did. Now Sparrow was only remaining, he then looked at gate guards.

"I am not allowed to give any mission information away, but these," gestures with his hand, at Itachi and him. "are both. So please let us pass, we must speak to Hokage-sama."

'Knock, Knock'

"Come in!" yelled out, who Sasuke suspected to be, Tsunade. They had arrived at the Hokage tower with little to no problems, besides a few bugs hitting Sasuke in the face as Itachi jumped from roof top to roof top.

Sasuke saw team Gai, Team 9 and Team 10, along with their sensei. Kakashi, Iruka, Sakura and Naruto, his Otouto was here. Everyone looked much older, matured and stronger.

Sparrow kneeled, "Team leader of Team Uchiha, reporting back with success." Everyone in the room, gasped. Was it so hard to believe they came back? Tsunade looked happy, though it could have been the Sake in her hand, and not that they came back.

"Good Job Sparrow, and tell your teammates the same." She nodded toward Sparrow, "Now which one came back?"

Sparrow was quiet for a moment and placed his report on Tsunade's desk, before replying, "Both Uchiha are back, Hokage-sama. Before you ask, everything is in my report." Sparrow nodded toward his Aniki and himself. "Please release Henge no Jutsu, Uchiha-san." No longer brown haired, green eyed boys, they were quite recognizable. Black hair adorned both of them, while Itachi's was tied in a ponytail and much longer than Sasuke's own, which was flowing down his shoulders. Itachi's clothes consisted of a tight black shirt, dark shinobi pants and of course his black ponytail. He now had one weapons pouch on his lower left leg, black sandals and Sasuke's sword, the one he had obtained from Orochimaru-teme. Sasuke had a dark blue lose shirt, it hadn't even looked like he had a child growing inside him. Which Sasuke was thankful for, he didn't want to explain it to everyone yet, he could just image all the questions and shock.

Fuck, wait no swearing it's not good for the baby, now he had a headache.

"SASUKE-ANIKI!" Was screamed out before he was tackled to the ground, thankfully he landed on Sparrow, who was just about to leave.

Now he had a migraine.

"Naruto-san, please get off my brother. He's not feeling well right now and I don't think you're helping him. Plus I think you broke Sparrow's arm…" Itachi's emotionless voice spoke to the hyper dobe that attacked him. Sasuke was great full to the Kami, as Naruto removed himself and his Otouto picked him up. He briefly saw Sparrow dart out the door, clutching his now broken arm.

"Im' sorry Aniki, ya' okay?" He looked up to see Naruto's bright blue orbs filled with concern. Tear's filed his eyes at the bright light, god damn he was a shinobi, a little headache shouldn't reduce him to tears.

He attempted to smile at the ray of sun, "It's okay, Naruto-kun. Right now I only have a migraine and I need to be careful of my stomach…" He winced, a tear slipping out as a pain shot through his belly, as his baby kicked an organ and then a sharp pain in his head.

"I can fix that, Sasuke-kun." Sakura said as she placed her hands on his head, and as painful it was there, it was gone, just like that. She then went to place her magical, chakra induced, hands on his baby filled womb. Just before her hands touched him, Itachi grabbed them and Sakura looked very offended. "Itachi-san, I just want to help Sasuke-kun…" She removed her hands from his protective grip.

"I understand that, Haruno-san and I appreciate it, but I would like Tsunade-sama to look at him first." Sakura flared her nose in angry and was just about to scream at him, but Itachi held his hand up and continued. "Yes I know you studied under her, but his condition is… different and I would like her opinion before treating my Otouto."

"Oh… I guess I understand that, Itachi-san." Sakura put her hands by her waist, and moved away from Sasuke.

"I believe Hokage-sama and I have some things to discuss. I would like for Sasuke to go with Naruto-kun and the others, but he must have someone watching him. I do believe I know who would love the job." Itachi's face flared an evil smirk, and Sasuke knew he was up to no good.

"Who would that be, Itachi?" asked Tsunade, her voice giving away, she knew that Itachi was up to something.

"Mole-san." Sasuke smiled brightly, he liked Mole, they could be excellent friends. But he had a feeling Mole did not feel the same way…

- With Itachi and Fifth Hokage, Tsunade -

After everybody left the Hokage's office, leaving only Itachi and Tsunade, Itachi seated himself on the dark red leather chair that had been placed in front of Tsunade's desk. It was quite comfy, unlike the one's at the academy, seriously it was like they wanted the children to get bad backs even before coming shinobi.

Looking up when he heard a sigh, Itachi saw the Hokage run her hands through her hair then grab a paper out of the cabinet.

"Let's get this over and down with, Uchiha." She stated, handing him the paper. "Now this is the agreement, please tell me if there is anything you'd like to change." He nodded and then began to read, said agreement.

Uchiha Itachi or Uchiha Sasuke,

If you are to rejoin the village as a Ninja or Civilian and pledge your loyalty to Konohagakure no Sato for at least fifty five years, you will receive the following;

*All records of being a Missing Nin, removed from the Shinobi database of Hi no Kuni

* All the Uchiha Clan's property back, which includes;

* Any house previously owned by a Uchiha or on the Uchiha Clan Acres.

* Any store previously owned by an Uchiha or on the Uchiha Clan Acres.

* Any scroll or weapons owned previously owned by an Uchiha or the Uchiha Clan.

* All ryo under the Uchiha name.

* A spot on the Council

*Any scroll or weapon from the Mitokado Clan; Utatane Clan; Shimura Clan

* 75,000 ryo for any Uchiha killed on the night of the Uchiha Massacre

* This will be paid for by the Mitokado Clan; Utatane Clan; Shimura Clan

*Reasons stated in Document 'Uchiha-Massacre-Truth'*

* A place in the Clan Restoration Act, CRA.

* Any punishment of Mitokado Homura; Utatane Koharu; Shimura Danzo, which includes execution.

*Reason of punishments stated in Documents of 'Uchiha-Massacre-Truth' and 'Sarutobi-Hiruzen-Truths'*

Signed; Senju Tsunade, Fifth Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato

Signature; Senju Tsunade; Fifth Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato

Sign here if you agree to terms and conditions; if you have any questions ask the current Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato.

Signature; _

"Hn." Was all Itachi said, a typical Uchiha reply. Tsunade looked at him, confusion laced on her face. She sat up-straight and gave him a glare.

"Itachi, I do not speak Uchiha. Please give me more of a reply then 'Hn', I swear you Uchihas and your 'Hn-ing'." He was silent for a moment, contemplating what to say, to this old and insulting woman.

"Everything looks good, I agree on everything but neither Sasuke nor I will be taking the CRA," Itachi ignored the Hokage's smirk and mummer of 'I knew you Uchihas were gay.' and continued his analysis. "If we stay, Sasuke and I shall decide on a punishment fit for those three. I also see you added the 'Removal of Missing Nin records', did Naruto-san talk you into that?" Itachi finished his review; Tsunade's face no longer holding a smirk but a considerate look.

"Yeah, he did. There's nothing else you would want?" She received a head shake of 'no'. "So do you plan on staying in Konoha?" asked the Fifth Hokage, her voice strong with question.

"No, I do not. I must think what's best for my Otouto, I do not need the villagers upsetting him and here Madara would easily find him." Tsunade shot him a lot, after hearing the name 'Madara'.

She jolted up and asked him impatiently, "Why would Madara look for him? I know you're family and all, but he never was a family man."

He turned his head away, "Because Sasuke… he's pregnant… Hokage-sama." He looked up to face the elderly women, only to find a shell shocked women. Her eyes were open wide, as if she saw a lost lover and her skin was white pale. "Hokage-sama, are you alright?"

"Itachi… How is that possible?… Never in history has there been a pr- pregnant male… Who's the fat- or Moth-? The, ugh, whatever?" she demanded, though she stumbled through her questioning, she was still aghast. "I mean, I'm a famous medic, have had many cases and read many medical books, none of which mention a male with the ability to become pregnant."

He turned red, at the thought of when Sasuke and he went through the baby making process, and looked down at his feet with an uncharacteristic sheepish look.

"Well… you see there is this Jutsu that allows a male to become pregnant, though there are some factors of which male can become so and Sasuke is the one of those few. But giving birth is a much different process, that's another reason I came back, I could never handle Sasuke dieing during the birth and sense you're the best medic…" He trailed off, staring into space with a doleful look.

Sasuke lying pale and blood all around him played in Itachi's mind, over and over again. He closed his eyes, and opened them to see the Hokage staring at him with concern in her wise eyes.

Tsunade frowned, she knew Itachi would have some emotional issues, but right now she needed to get information, "Itachi… can you please continue?" He looked at her, his face now morphed into one of a shonbi, calm and ready to attack. "I understand if you can't… You have been through a lot. But please try to…"

"Right sorry, I apologize, Hokage-sama. I haven't been good with hiding my emotions lately. Anyways, you're the best medic-nin I know and you're a large chuck of why I would stay here… for Sasuke and the babies' health."

"That's understandable… But why would Uchiha Madara be after Sasuke?"

"I am not positive, but I do have a hypothesis on why." Tsunade nodded for the Uchiha to continue, when he looked at her. "This Jutsu is originally a forbidden Uchiha one, being that only once had it worked out of the hundreds of times they had attempted it. They just did not have the right factors, while Sasuke has the exact same factors as the first and only other male, to become pregnant."

"So there have only been two males it has worked on so far?" Tsunade asked, her voice filled full of interest on these pregnant human males.

"Yes, Sasuke has been one of the only males with the right factors for the Jutsu, in this lifetime that is. Madara had tried other males, but I recall them all dying within a week's time. So when Madara catches wind of Sasuke being pregnant, I believe he will try and capture Sasuke."

"Itachi, I think Sasuke and yourself would be much safer, here, in Konoha. If my ANBU could find you, so can a hundred year old man… Who should be dead, in his grave."

Itachi sighed, Tsunade was right.

Madara, he was a huge problem for everybody, they needed to find a way to defeat, this true evil Uchiha and quick.

"Oh kami," thought Itachi. "It's my fault, that Sasuke's life is in danger..."

Tears started to form at Itachi's eyes, he couldn't think of ever losing Sasuke again. Not being able to be there for his Otouto during his Academy and starting Gennin days was hard enough, he wanted to be there and help him train, give him tips. Tears now trailing down his pale face, and falling to the wood ground below.

Itachi felt Tsunade's hand on his back, trying to soothe his crying. It reminded him so much of when he's Kaa-san, when she tried to comfort him after a hard mission or when he was just so stressed from the shonbi life… His Kaa-san that he killed with his own two hands, it made cry more despite Tsunade's attempts.

"I'm better now, Tsunade-sama, please proceed." Itachi said, a bit humiliated that he cried in front of someone, he had felt like a child when Tsunade tried to comfort him.

"Now Itachi, you didn't answer 'who is the father'?" She looked at Itachi, her face containing a smirk, as his face turned a slight red. "You are, aren't you? I can tell you love him, and as long as he loves you too and agrees to everything that happens within your relationship. Hm and it seems Naruto and I just passed a law, allowing gay couples. I'm sure the villagers won't mind you two repopulating the Uchiha Clan. I can all so assume you preformed the Jutsu on him?" Itachi nodded, while blushing unlike the Uchiha he was. Tsunade's smirk still as place, she couldn't believe she had made an Uchiha, much less Itachi, flustered.

"Now before you leave on this glorious day, I would like to give both you and Sasuke, more so Sasuke, a checkup. Please come by tomorrow around noon and we will also, talk about Sasuke's chakra change. You may leave now, Uke-lover."

Itachi glared at the gambling addict and jumped out the window, no Henge in place, to find his Koi… Today had been exhausting and all Itachi wanted to do was snuggle up with Sasuke, in a warm bed on this cold night. Tomorrow was going to be as hard as today was Hokage-sama plans on announcing, to the village, that Sasuke and he were back. Itachi really needed sleep to be prepared for that.

This came out later than I wanted to, sorry! Oh and also I have to Thanks Demyx Time for introducing me to MIKA! :D

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