It's the NEXT CHAPTER! Oh my gosh! There's already three chapters and my hands aren't burning from pain! AAAHHHH!!!! WOOO!!!

Okay. Here…

NokeCat: Your reviews continue to scare me. I think I'm scarred for life. Please keep Josephine from killing me.
Tyfa Tyndal: (I think I spelled your name wrong) Thanks. I try to keep the randomness pretty story-like..and I tend to use the funny parts of Furuba a lot. Be warned...
RavenownsALL: Indeed. I'm doing my job right then... (grins)
Cloudygirl13: (bows) Merci!


Yuki: Feliz Navidad…

Aaya: Ooh! Feliz Navidad!

Kyo: Feliz Navidad, pro-

Aaya: PROSPERO ANO Y FELICIDAAAAAD!!!!!

(silence)

Momiji: I want to wish you a merry Christmas…

Hiro: I want to wish you a merry Christmas…

Kisa: I want to wish you a merry Christmas…

All: From the bottom of my HEAAAAAARRRTTTT!

Shigure: Okay, someone go get me some takoyaki.

Akito: (with a blizzard moustache) And an Oreo Blizzard.

Ritsu: (with duct tape over his mouth) Mmmph! Mmmmppphhhh! Mmph! Mmph..mhmph…mmm.

Hatori: Hey.

Fangirls: Ooh! It's Tori-san! (squeal) Yay!

Hatori: Um. Yeah. Well.

Haru: These are your groupies. Ta-daaa!

Hatori: (sweatdrops) Um…

Haru: (runs off)

Kyo: (talking to Yuki) And every time you always beat me!

Yuki: I'm sorry. (hug.)

Tohru: (gasps) It's a HUGGY MOMENT!!!

(silence)

Tori Mrotz: Awkward JELLYFISH!!!

Momiji: That reeked of private-joke-ness.

Kisa: Indeed.

Shigure: Anyone have a car?

Aaya: Hai.

Shigure: Get me some takoyaki.

Aaya: Sure…I guess…(flounces off)

Tohru: Aaya is the master of the flounce.

Kyo: (beep) off.

Shigure: Rin!

Rin: Que.

Haru: Don't mess with my girl.

Shigure: Wasn't gonna.

Haru: (black) Ya wanna take this outside?

Shigure: We're already outside!

Haru: Ya wanna make somethin' of this?

Yuki: I feel sexy in my tiny sombrero!

(silence)

Kyo: What…the…(beep) ?!?

Akito: Someone PLEAAAASSSEEEE get me a Blizzard!

Ritsu: Mmmph!

Hiro: DRUNKEN-STYLE KUNG-FU ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyo: What the heck!?!

Kisa: Hiro, you're scaring me.

Hiro: Don't worry, I'm only acting.

Aaya: Ka-fish!

Hanajima: Okay, Uo-chan, what are we doing here?

Uo: Je ne sais pas. Tu aimerais faire a roller?

Hana : Oh, shut up.

Uo : Fine. Where'd Tohru go?

Hana: She's gotta be in here somewhere.

Shigure: I LOVE THE SMELL OF DIRTY UNDERWEAR!

(silence)

Yuki: Oh.

Kyo: My.

Momiji: Guten taaag!

Haru: God.

Akito: If someone doesn't get me a Blizzard within 2 minutes, I will kill all of you. Including the rooster dude.

Kyo: "Rooster dude?"

Akito: I can't remember his name, okay!?! It starts with an "S" ore something…um…

Momiji: Bend…and snap! Bend….and snap!

Ritsu: Bendy-snappy ACTION!

Dylan Katz: This is all hentai. Why am I here?

Blake (the authoress): Because I put you here.

Dylan: You suck.

Blake: (points to "destroy" button on keyboard) Ahem?

Dylan: (blows a raspberry) THBBBTHBBTHBTBTBhthbnthththn. (disappears)

Blake: Hi! Bye!

Yuki: Who was that?

Kyo: Who the (beep) was that?!? They (beep)-up this (beep)-ing fanfic. (beep)!

Momiji: Stop beeping, you sound like a car stuck in a Roman rush hour.

(silence)

Kisa: …Roman?

Momiji: Yeah.

Hiro : NO COMMENT !

(silence)


Woo! Please review! And I'm looking forward to another insane chappter!

-blake