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Tale 2: Oolong...the terrible!

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The first thing that made contact was Goku's fist, slamming into Oolong's large fist, and sending Oolong on a one way trip through the surrounding trees. Goku looked over at Bulma with a serious expression on his face. "Hide somewhere, Bulma." his solemn tone echoed as he grabbed an orange pole from the ground. Goku jumped out of the remains of his home and began to scan the broken tree trunks for the behemoth, almost knowing that he'd survived.

"Eat this, asshole!" A familiar voice snarled as Goku turned to see an ox barreling down upon him. Goku had barely enough time to grasp the ox's horns before being impaled by them.

"Who're you?" Goku asked as the ox bellowed.

"It's me, ya dumbass! Oolong the terrible!" he laughed as a cloud of smoke covered his body, forcing Goku to retreat from the choking smoke. In the place of the ox form Oolong had taken appeared a Chinese-looking warrior, holding a large sword in hand. "Take THIS!" He yelled as he swung the sword towards Goku, though Goku easily dodged the slash.

"So ya wanna fight with weapons, eh?" Goku said as he reached for the orange pole on his back. "Nyoi-bo, EXTEND!" Goku yelled as the orange pole lengthend. Goku smirked as he charged Oolong, smashing through his armor with the extended staff. Oolong spat out blood as a final pillar of smoke appeared, making Oolong revert to his true form...A PIG!

Oolong stood up, with tears in his eyes. "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" he sobbed as Bulma walked over towards Goku, who was busy watching this unpresedented spectactle.

"You ass! You destroy Goku's house, then expect us to show you mercy!" Bulma said, her ever nagging voice become louder by the second. Oolong's ears heard nothing of Bulma's nagging, as his eyes were focused elsewhere...

"Look at the boobs on this one! This maybe my chance..." Oolong snickered as he went back into sorry mode. "Please, I'll get enough zeni to rebuild the kid's house!"

"It's okay Bulma, he's not really bad." Goku said with a smile on his face. "He's just got an impure heart, that's all."

"Arg! Alright, just as long as you keep your promise to Son-kun here, then you can come along." Bulma said as she noticed Goku, though in a different light, one that made her heart jump.

"Let's go find those Dragonballs!" Goku laughed as Bulma smiled and Oolong snorted.

"Dragonballs?" Oolong said, dumbfounded as the two walked ahead of him...

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Power Levels:

Goku: 10

Oolong: 2

Bulma: 3

Next Time: The trio of Dragonball hunters ventures into the desert on their way to find the next Dragonball, however, a new enemy appears, a teenage bandit with money on his mind!

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