Ask the Princesses!
Peach: Hello everyone! (giggle)
Rosalina: I-IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Goombella: You're right, Rose… it's HILARIOUS! (dies laughing)
Daisy: Wait—what happened?
Peach: (smiles) Rosie finally told us why she hides that eye behind her bang!
Daisy: Really? Tell me!
Rosalina: No…
Goombella: I'll tell you, Daisy…
Rosalina: (whips out wand) I SAID NO!
Goombella: What're you gonna do about it?
Rosalina: (turns Goombella into a toad)
Goombella: W-WHAT THE HELL?!
Rosalina: That was close… (relieved sigh)
Dimentio56: I will never get women…
Peach: Girly girls rock!
Samusaran101: WHAT?! Tomboys make the world go ro
und, woman!
Dimentio56: …whatever.
I'm back! Bleh heh heh heh Bleck! (JK!) Anyways, on ze questions! Peach: I actually meant another color besides pink or any shade of pink... but I can roll with that. Have you met the koopalings once when you were captured by Bowser? Daisy: I heard that you went to jail... twice? What was it like? And who bailed you out? Rosalina: Do you like Daisy, Peach and Goombella? Or do you just regret being their friends once you found out that they were loud and obnoxious? Goombella: Here's a REAL question for you: Was it a lot of fun helping and advising Mario in the game Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door? Well, that's all!
-AlliTheSuperGenius004
Goombella: I HATE Bleck! Kay? I just—
Peach: WELL! Since no one cares, I'll take over. Yes, I have met all of them! Ludwig, Lemmy, Larrie—
Daisy: Larry.
Peach: Yes… Wendy, Roy, Martin—
Daisy: Morton.
Peach: Well, okay… Junior, Oggy—
Daisy: Iggy.
Peach: WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
Daisy: Sorry… yep, twice! It was okay. I was there with a bunch of guys who underestimated me, so I whipped their asses and bailed myself out.
Goombella: So… they're still looking for you?
Daisy: (panics) What? No! Course not!
Rosalina: Likely story…
Daisy: (gets in Rosalina's face) What was that, fairy girl?
Rosalina: Nothing, nothing… well, to answer your question, I have to say a bit of both. While they are loud and obnoxious, and a bit dumb—
Peach: (gasp) That is not true! (whispers to Goombella) What does 'obnoxious' mean?
Rosalina: –they are also the only ones I know on this planet Earth, so… both, yes.
Goombella: A lot of fun? Hell no! That fat plumber kept complaining and being annoying! Next!
Hi Princesses, and here are my questions/or opinions for you.
Peach: I think you're a kind hearted gal and think for others, I just want to know, how come you don't use your smash bros. skills on Bowser if he kidnaps you, and if you had a son or daughter what would you name him/or her? Daisy: You're amazing and I love how you don't take crap from anyone and I would like to know if you were given a chance to have your own game called "Super Princess Daisy", would you or be in a Smash Bros game which one? Rosalina: I think you're really beautiful and majestic, and if I were to meet you in real life it would be a pleasure, but in Super Mario Galaxy, how come in your story, you had 'Red' hair instead of your creamy blond? Goombella: Goombella you are the smartest goomba gal, I know in TTYD, but how is it that you don't remember Bowser, when you helped Mario fought him and Kammy Koopa, and is your hair naturally blond too?
-khiryjohnson
Peach: Why yes, I am! Thank you very much!
Daisy and Goombella: (laugh hysterically)
Peach: Hey! What's so funny?
Goombella: (wipes tear away) Nothing, nothing…
Peach: As I was saying… I don't really like fighting Bowser. He's larger than me and a threat to my beauty! And if I had a boy, he would be Peacho, and if I had a girl, she would be Peaches.
Daisy: O_O
Rosalina: O_O
Goombella: …okay I know you're self obsessed but Peacho? Really?
Peach: What? It has a nice ring to it!
Daisy: (sarcastically) I have absolutely no idea where she got that name from. Now me! Thanks! Would I rather be in my own game or SSB? It depends what my game is about. Probably SSB though. I love fighting!
Rosalina: Why, thank you, good woman. Or man… well, I had red hair there because Nintendo thought I should wear a wig to make me look 'attractive'. Why? I have no clue.
Goombella: Thanks, yo. Oh, that Bowser?
Peach: How many Bowsers do you know?
Goombella: (eye twitch) Whatever. My hair is blond, but I dyed it. When I was small it was this ugly brown color.
Samusaran101: Brown hair is ugly? (sniff) I have brown hair!
Goombella: Well, how the hell was I supposed to know that?
Dimentio56: Moving on…
Peach: What's your opinion on Pauline? And why do you act so badass in Mario Strikers charged? Daisy: Do you tan, easily? Rosalina: How can you take care of so many Lumas? Isn't it hard? Goombella: Have you ever been stomped on like a typical Goomba, before?
-Twin Cats
Peach: (steam comes out of ears) NEVER mention that little BITCH in my presence again!
Daisy: Ya see, twin cat dude, Pauline and Peach are both in love with Mario, so it's sort of a never-ending rivalry that exists between them…
Pauline: Yo yo yo! Sup!
Goombella: Oh crap…
Dimentio56: (puts on earmuffs)
Rosalina: (chewing nails) Do you have an extra pair of those?
Dimentio56: Sure. Here you go. Oh, and thanks for being the only… um… non-disturbed… member here.
Rosalina: Don't mention it.
Peach: (breaths fire out of mouth) YOU!
Pauline: (pulls out pistol) YOU!
Goombella: Peach! Just answer the damn question already so we can all get on with our lives!
Peach: The reason I was badass is because I AM badass!
Pauline: HA! In your dreams, girly!
Peach: Oh, it's ON!
(Peach and Pauline tackle each other and tumble out of the room)
Daisy: I wanna go!
Dimentio56: (removes earmuffs) NO. Answer your question.
Daisy: Fine… I hate tanning. I'd rather swim in the sea, but when I do on rare occasions, yep, it comes easily. Ten minutes and I'm all copper. Now… BATTLE TIME! (grabs golf club and yodels) OH LEH OH LEH OH LEH!
Dimentio56: Compared to the girls' usual fight, this seems… calmer.
(screams and curses from the next room)
Rosalina: I'd like to see what their normal fight is…
Dimentio56: You REALLY don't…
Rosalina: Well, no, not really. Lumas are very delicate and well-behaved, and easy to handle. They're only ten million out in space.
Goombella: ONLY?!
Rosalina: Yes.
Goombella: Cool. And NO. I have not been stomped on, and I'd like to keep it that way!
Dimentio56: Alright… here's another one.
... ok...first of all i am not another version of dimentio.. here...* shows a picture of a pale skinned person wearing black royal robes, has black hair, has dark blue eyes, and has a gold crown with a black jewel in the middle* that's how I looked when I used to be king... for my past..just read the fanfic, the full past of dimentio56... for all the princesses: you all get one wish...choose wisely...
to Goombella: how was it being with Mario?
to Peach: why don't you hire more guards to keep Bowser away? Daisy: how is it being princess of Sarasaland?
to Rosalina: I apologize for my slight rudeness last chapter...MR L got a hold of the computer... would it be too much to ask for a visit and a tour Well... I better run before samusaran101 drags me to sand and lava... -dimentio charming magician 96
of your world?
Samusaran101: (gape) GOLD IS EVIL!
Peach: What?
Samusaran101: Don't you play MineCraft?
Peach, Daisy, Rosalina, Goombella, and Pauline: O_O
Samusaran101: You know… butter… squids… you protect the butter… from the squids…
Goombella: Like the butter you put on toast?
Samusaran101: UGH! Never mind! YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MINECRAFT! (jumps out of building)
Peach: Okayyyyy…
Goombella: Me first. As I said before, terrible. That chubby loser wouldn't know the word 'quiet' if it bit him on the ass. He wouldn't shut up! A wish, eh? I wish for… a Subway meatball sandwich.
(Subway meatball sandwich appears)
Goombella: Yum! (takes massive bite)
Peach: Guards? Well… all of my guards are Toads, and they're always dilly-dallying. I wish for… a lifetime supply of lipstick!
(bucket of lipstick floods the earth)
Peach: Oops… I should've said a double lifetime supply… my bad.
Rosalina: (sighs) Oh well… (uses magic to put lipstick in a giant truck) There.
Daisy: It's BORING. All you do is sit in a throne and order people around! I wish for an apple pie!
(apple pie crashes down from heaven)
Daisy: YAY!
Rosalina: This concludes it: the three of you are the biggest mo—no, I can't use false language. You weren't rude at all. You were quite polite, and your story 'the full past of dimentio56' was fascinating. Ah, Mr. L. I detest that cruel man. Of course not; I can take you to my world anytime. I shall read the next one:
Am I allowed to ask questions again? (ignores all of the "NO!"s) Thx a lot!
Peach: Sorry for saying I don't like you. I was in a bad mood. But DAMN, you wear a lot of pink! Seriously, whenever I see you in games I have to wear sunglasses to protect my eyes! Anywayz, my question is have you ever kissed Luigi? If so can you send me a pic? Pretty please with
Goombella on top?
Daisy: What is your favorite video game? Sorry, other than that at the moment i got nothing'.
Rosalina: How the HELL do you know his name? BKB is already being stalked by SA101! GAWD!
Goombella: Um...you sure? I'm pretty sure you don't exist...:/
-LumaniiDoesFanfiction
Peach: (sniff) It's fine… and I like pink, okay? And no, I've never kissed Luigi.
Daisy: (whispers) Peach, that isn't true.
Peach: (hisses) Quiet!
Daisy: (sends pic of Peach kissing Luigi to LDF) Okay… XD. I like Halo and Mass Effect! I also like Super Mario Galaxies one and two, Sonic games, Call of Duty—
Rosalina: Are you finished yet?
Daisy: No… but it could take a few hours. I'll tell you later.
Rosalina: (sighs) Why does this have to be MY life? Oh, Kevin? Well, I actually know all the names of every creature on earth and in the solar system, such as Lumas and humans. I know your name too…
Goombella: STALKER! Kay, my turn. (reads question) I EXIST! OKAY?!
Dimentio56: The last one!
Daisy: (gets annoyed) Why? Am I annoying you?
Dimentio56: Well duh—
Daisy: (cracks knuckles threateningly)
Dimentio56: Um… maybe… just a bit?
Daisy: (sharpens random knife) Mm-hmm…
Dimentio56: Look, woman, I'm just tired!
Goombella: And now you see the light. Hallelujah.
Dimentio56: …
Pauline: I'M STILL HERE YA KNOW!
Peach: WELL GOOD FOR YOU! Um… I'll read the last one?
To author: you forgot Daisy's part!
Goombella: thank you! Love the hat!
Daisy: sorry the author forgot your part.
Rosalina: Why CAN'T you TELL ME!
Peach: I guess pink is nice
-Jeanette Violet
Samusaran101: (comes back in cast with bruises from jumping off building) What happened?
Rosalina: Oh, I believe you forgot Daisy's part last time.
(Peach, Daisy, and Pauline give Rosalina WTF faces)
Samusaran101: (lip trembles)
Rosalina: Uh… what is happening?
Samusaran101: (bursts into tears) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!
Rosalina: O_O
Samusaran101: I FORGOT DAISY'S PART! THAT'S LIKE COMMITING MURDER!
Dimentioo56: Get a hold of yourself, woman!
Samusaran101: I AM A DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING!
LumaniiDoesFanfiction: HERE'S A TACO!
Samusaran101: YAY! (eating taco) NOM NOM NOM
Rosalina: That was… odd.
Goombella: Tell me about it… no prob, JV!
Daisy: POOP!
Samusaran101: Here it is! (reads Daisy's part)
Daisy: Tomboy just like me but I'm a little girly. Can you teach me to make a perfect baseball hit?
Daisy: Sure! It just takes a lot of practice.
Rosalina: Well…
Peach: I'll tell you! Rosalina wears her hair like that because her eye—
Rosalina: SILENCE! (turns Peach into a toad)
Peach: My dress! NOOOOOOOOO!
Goombella: Hey, is this permanent?
Rosalina: No… I'll turn you back to normal AFTER you promise not to say it!
Peach: I promise.
Goombella: Uh… fine.
Rosalina: (turns them back to human and Goomba)
Goombella: HER EYE IS ABNORMAL!
Daisy: Wha?
Rosalina: (eye twitch) Be still! And do. Not. Speak!
Goombella: Okay…
Peach: YES! I've made yet another pink believer! We're done!
Dimentio56: YES!
(Peach, Daisy, and Goombella glare at him)
Dimentio56: Um… hehe… ladies, could we talk about this…
Peach: Women, ATTACK!
(The three girls attack Dimentio56)
Rosalina: Oh my… I'M COMING, DIMENTIO56! (hurries away)
Pauline: That was weird… well, feel free to ask me something too, reviewers! Until then, get down, stay low, keep your ray gun fully powered, and hope Princesses Peach, Daisy, and mushroom girl Goombella don't catch you.