Summary: "We're like Romeo and Juliet. Minus the fact that you're not thirteen, our families don't hate each other and we didn't commit a double suicide. You're not planning on faking your death, have me go nuts and poison myself, only to find out you were alive all along right before I die then have you really die...right? I wouldn't put it past you you know." NaruSasu

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Sasuke

"Sasuke, what do you want for lunch?"

"Do we have any bread?"

"Yes."

"Sandwiches then. Use the vegetables from the garden."

"Alright."

When Naruto came back from outside Sasuke walked up from the couch and started helping him with washing the dirt off of the lettuce, basil and tomato.

"Mind if I continue with the story?"

"Be my guest."

"Well, I remember it a little differently..."

Mother had taken me to the park that day because Itachi had a lot of homework to do and apparently I was too distracting. I wasn't happy to say the least. I wanted to talk to my brother about how my day went, all the new things I had learned and the new book I had gotten from the library.

"Geek."

"No interrupting, remember?"

As I was trying to figure out what I wanted to do first, either play on the swings or climb the jungle gym, there was suddenly a loud ringing in my ears. The most annoying sound was coming from behind me and all I wanted to do was to shut it up. Much to my surprise, when I turned around the noise was coming from a pudgy little blond yelling and complaining to his mother about how "yucky" woodchips are and demanding to be taken somewhere else.

"Are you calling me fat?!"

"No."

"Good."

"I'm calling your younger self fat."

"Bastard!"

I couldn't take it anymore! Not only was my day ruined because I couldn't spend any time with my brother but now I had to listen to the sound that reminded me of a Father's broken record player. So, I did the only thing my six-year-old mind could think of. I pushed it. Him. Whatever.

What I thought would have happened was that the blond screeching thing would start crying and its mother would take it away. Obviously that didn't happen. Oh no, what did it do? I lunged at me and tackled me to the ground and shoved my face in the ground. It didn't take long for our mothers to get us of course. After all, one would have to be deaf to be unable to hear the noises that the little devil can come up with.

"Can you please stop referring to me as an 'it'?"

"I can."

"Thank you."

"Doesn't mean I will."

"Damn it, Sasuke!"

Sure, I may have been the one to start it but that doesn't mean the screaming thing wasn't the cause.

"'Thing' isn't an improvement!"

"Stop talking."

I was obviously provoked. I had to choice but to shut him up. When asked who started the fight neither one of us budged. It was a pleasant surprise. I had assumed the little boy would start blaming me for everything but he look he was giving me was one of pity. Whatever, I didn't need his pity. Besides, I had already acknowledged that he may not be so bad and then what does he do? He kisses me. He. Kissed. Me. I did the only plausible thing I could think of. I punched him in the face. Any respect I had for him was gone in an instant. The only people who I ever allowed to kiss me were my Mother, Father and any insufferable Aunts that decided to drop by for a visit.

When we finally stopped fighting again our mothers finished swapping numbers and started talking about having us play together. Oh joy. From the sounds of it this boy lived near us which meant we will end up in the same school. Not only will I have to deal with him there but even in my home? I think not! So as Mother pulled me away, telling me how disappointed she was in my behaviour, I turned around and glared at the giggling blond. I remember thinking, Why does he look so happy? We were just in a fight but he's smiling and laughing while his mother is trying to discipline him. Just when I thought it may not be such a bad idea, having this annoying creäture as a friend, we locked eyes and he gave me the most sinister grin I have ever seen in my life. The kind of grin one would find on an evil, psychotic anime character.

Nope. This was going to be a disaster.

"I don't remember that..."

"Of course you don't. But you did it. I think I was actually a little scared."

"Oh come on. The famous Sasuke Uchiha scared of a five-year-old boy? Stop it."

"I was only six, moron. Even I was afraid of some things."

"Uh-huh." Naruto just smiled and took a bite of his sandwich.

So, this is the second chapter...

I hope everyone liked it :)

To Yaoimazter: I completely agree! A majority of the stories on F.F are SasuNaru and I do like it, but not as much as NaruSasu.

To my other guest reviewers, thank you very much for your support. And not to worry, I am definitely not going to make this out to be all about the smut. It's about the story. I just like smut :P

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