"Captain Elphaba Thropp, charged with the rape of Glinda Chuffery and the attempted murder of William Chuffrey. Your Honor?"
Elphaba stood nervously as the judge instructed them all to rise, her green hands wringing at each other in quiet panic. She had thought she would only be in jail for a year. After some quick research, she realized that she would be in quite a bit more trouble than she expected. The captain turned quickly, catching a glimpse of Glinda, who was standing behind her. She sat down at the judge's request.
Chuffery was first to the stand. The prosecutor glanced him over and then with his hands clutched behind his back, began to speak.
"Mr. William Chuffery, what did you witness as you approached your bedroom on Thursday morning?" He asked, his eyebrows raised.
Chuffrey swallowed. "I saw Elphaba Thropp leaning over my wife, her fingers-" He gulped. "Her fingers were inside of my wife."
"What happened next?"
"I yelled, hoping to frighten her and get her away from Glinda and she attacked me like I was her prey!" Chuffrey exclaimed, to Elphaba's dismay and the prosecutor's delight.
"Thank you, Mr. Chuffrey. The prosecution calls Lady Glinda Chuffrey to the stand."
Glinda shakily stood and as she was walking to the stand, suddenly had a brilliant idea. She smirked before leaning over the defense table, grabbing Elphaba's face in her hands, and giving her a great big kiss.